Hi /asp/ post a wrestler based on the way you look. I'll start:
There aren't enough Kevin Owens photos to go around
Is wrestling just theater for the uneducated masses?
theater is just wrestling for the self important only exists to keep them away from the real shit
the real elites have symphonies, the opera, and underground death fights
Modern day theatre is terrible considering spics play anglos
Theater - pleb
Wrestling - patrician
You ever been to a Wrestlemania? Where did you end up sitting? I'm thinking about going to it this year but the only seating available in my price range are about as far away from the ring as you can get. Seems like it just isn't worth it if you don't get good seats. What do you think?
>x8 when I was 10
>500 level skydome
Don't remember shit except I couldn't see the ring
you may as well stay at home if youre gonna be in the nosebleeds at purple
I was in this situation myself with some friends, and it was disappointing to come to the conclusion, but here's the reality, m8, do you wanna:
>Spend all that money (travel + ticket + food + merch, it's gonna add up quick) to sit in the nosebleeds where you don't have a good view of the ring or the titantron or anything for seven fucking hours.
>Stay home and enjoy it on TV for NINE NINETY NINE with friends.
Take the money you were gonna spend on a shit ticket and start saving up for a really good seat in 2018. Or Summerslam or Survivor Series or whatever.
Corey Graves copied CM Punk
I'm pretty sure he wasn't straight edge
>>1990654
I'm pretty sure he doesn't have a stupid fucking pepsi tattoo
I actually thought that was queer was CM Punk
He's the GOAT
Ya'all are just angry that this big jew just tricked all you dumb goys out of your time and shekels.
Stay mad that he beat your roided up vanilla gorilla in under 3 minutes.
>>1990598
Actually no one's mad. He's pretty much /ourguy/
Based Jewberg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVXnoanopzA
It's not possible to like them both?
>Last night's WWE SmackDown, featuring the fallout from Survivor Series and James Ellsworth vs. WWE World Champion AJ Styles in the Ladder Match main event, drew 2.505 million viewers. This is down from last week's 2.725 million viewers for the SmackDown 900 episode.
Save us BMJ. Ajetty is killing the show
>>1990499
>Push Elsworth
>Get burnt
Jobbers were a mistake
Hehhehehehehehheehhehehehehehehhe
State of cuckdown
>smarks will still delude themselves into thinking aj is a draw
>>1990504
kek it's almost too easy at this point. rawchads have eviscerated the ''competition''
Will he ever return?
I hope not, at least in his current form.
Don't get me wrong Steiner is legitimately one of the best in the business, I wouldn't want to see what would happen nowadays.
His age, fitness and the fact that WWE is PG would ruin everything I liked about him back in the day
>>1990453
He got all of those tattoos and looks like shit now
Best case scenario is he makes it into a game and the Steiner Brothers get inducted into the Hall of Fame.
Doesn't help that Haitch has a grudge against him because Steiner BTFO
>wanting to see him waddle out with all of his shitty tattoos to little response from the crowd
no
>I'm back
What did he mean by this?
>Don't watch RAW or SD because lel WWE in 2016
>heard he is back on SD
>Check recent SD
>He isn't on.
>go back to not watching it.
For shame.
>I'm back
>doesnt even' show up the next week
BRAVO
He was warning the shareholders.
an anti-draw?
He'd probably be a bigger draw if his face wasn't so hideous and rat-like
i only watch local indie shows, don't know who this is
I really feel bad for him. Complete anti draw and anti reaction guy. Wwe uploaded a video of Rollins after the match on raw and he got 0 reaction. Fucking hell, he just did a bunch of crazy spots and killed himself, the least you could do is cheer him. And hes fucking full blown face now too. The complete silence during the clash main event was just sad. I don't even like this guy cause his promos and reign really turned me off on him but he should be the close to Jeff Hardy levels yet hes not even close
I'm confused to why you guys don't watch and discussion Roller Derby.
i go to roller derby events pretty much every month
what do you want to discuss?
>>1990258
I remember in the 80's roller derby chicks were hot. Now the majority seem to be butch lesbians. True?
>>1990258
What teams do you follow? What is your derby name?
ON THIS DAY
I SCREWED MATT HARDY
>>1990238
I DREW NO DIMES CLEARLY
>>1990238
I CARRY TAKETTY
Who knew that wresting fans enjoyed anime?
I would have gotten this but apparently you're not eligible if you've had a free trial before
Fuckin bullshit
>>1990204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UXJf6QPrWY&t=1s
jesus christ
>>1990212
When I see Xavier Woods at the RR fan expo i'm going to punch him in the face. I don't care about the consequences, screencap this post.
Member Zach Gowen?
>>1990203
Why would a one legged man skip chest and arm days?
>>1990203
Would this guy be unbeatable at the Royal Rumble, since both feet have to touch the outside?
>>1990249
I think there's a count out rule in the Rumble. If you leave under the top rope, you have 2 minutes or so to get back in or you are eliminated.
What's his problem? Miz just had 3 title matches in 1 week time.
memory loss
>>1990078
He's become the Authority
>>1990078
he lived long enough to see himself become the villain
Byron confirmed browsing /asp/
>>1990070
Maybe Fatass should lose some weight instead of getting worked by Otunga.
coachman better watch his mouth before he gets fired
>>1990073
His gimmick is literally big(fat) guy that is mean to everyone and can do shit someone his size shouldn't be able to do. Its like Yokozuna losing 200lbs and letting him have the same sumo gimmick.