>suck it
>too sweet
why can't they come up with anything original?
Because they're some of the worst wrestlers alive?
They're unironic Ellsworth, the indies version.
>>1991774
That's not fair OP, they've come up with new and innovative ways to suck Meltzer's dick in exchange for snowflakes
all these smarks worked into the ground
So once again he pussied out and gave DIY vs The Revival only ****1/2. Why is he such a gook loving fuck?
>>1991711
He's a mark for NJPW.
Dave Meltzer is a complete retard and his awful opinions are a cancer on WWE..
>>1991720
>his awful opinions are a cancer on WWE..
By all means, please elaborate.
Member once in a lifetime?
Member burying the Wyatts?
Member ruining the summer of punk?
Member ruining how he hasn't given a good non pre taped promo since 2002?
Oh good, another old-timer getting a rub that somebody with a future could actually use.
That'd put the streak of crappy Royal Rumble winners up to what: 7?
>>1991722
south park isnt funny
What did he literally mean by this
Code for "looking for a BBC to fuck my wife and cuck me"
>>1991546
Does he have any friends?
>>1991552
No, his last real friend Colt Cobana ditched him after that WWE lawsuit. Now Phil is broken, beaten and alone
Everyone loves to root for the underdog
No one of importance really liked him, which is why he never drew any dimes.
>>1991414
He looks like your average wrestling fan.
>Top 10 favorite wrestlers of "all time" list
Shawn Michaels
Chris Jericho
AJ Styles
Triple H
Kurt Angle
Edge
The Undertaker
John Cena
The Miz
Honky Tonk Man
i think he's cute
>>1991350
I know he's sexy
Kurt Angle (GOAT athlete of all time)
DDP
Sting
Triple H
The Miz
Brock Lesnar
Chris Masters (as "Masterpiece")
Shelton Benjamin
Raven
Steve Mongo McMichael
So /wwe/, who's going into next years Hall of Fame?
Ddp
>>1991279
Vader.
Did they ever reveal who this was?
Yes it was Ric Flair.
>>1991262
wtf
>>1991257
No, they had to drop the storyline because of Benoit.
Apologize
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShojHTcFIfM
>FEMINIST BTFO BY A KEK
like poetry
I haven't caught up on LU, I'm guessing he won a title match?
>>1991252
He BTFO Sexy Star and feminists all over the world and became the Lucha Underground champion
Remember when wrestling games didn't suck ass?
DIGGITY DOG
>>1991152
Still love it today. So many good memories!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F02kgBHjBms
>>1991139
Yup
Literally zero dimes
>>1991139
i think he's cute
1. Goldberg
2. Ultimate Warrior
3. Hulk Hogan
4. Brock Lesnar
5. Undertaker
6. John Cena
7. Triple H
8. Chris Jericho
9. Stone Cold Steve Austin
10. Ric Flair
----------Power Gap----------
1. The Rock
----------SUPREME POWER GAP----------
Every other CAW jobber on the roster
Stone Cold should be 5 and Undertaker 6
>>1990892
>Chris Jericho
You were doing so well
Jericho, HHH, Flair, and Rock jobbed plenty
>Kevin Owens posts on Twitter
have sex wewtist
Roman's drawing ability.
the yellow hair streak is the gimmick
>>1990819
Man with small willy.
his gimmick is not being a draw
>tfw to intelligent to watch pro wrestling outside New Japan
>>1990807
>watching outlel """""""""""wrestling""""""""""""
Why are you here and not on /wooo/
>tfw to inteligent to watch pro wrestling for anything other than memes