Have you ever had a weird dream about wrestling? I just had a dream that Sheamus (regular Sheamus without the mohawk) was in the elimination chamber with Kofi Kingston. Kofi looked really scared, and Sheamus was saying shit like
>I'm gonna kick your arse you goddamn nigger
So Sheamus goes under the ring and pulls out an axe and starts swinging at Kofi. He hits him once across the back and then Kofi jumps on top of one of the chambers. All of a sudden, Brock Lesnar's music hits. But Brock doesn't come out. Instead, it's Paul Heyman wearing Brock's clothes (MMA shorts, gloves and boots, and he was wearing the shirt that says suplex city on it). SHEAMUS drops to his knees and starts sobbing and saying sorry to Paul Heyman, but he isn't having it. Heyman pulls out a revolver and points it at Sheamus. BANG. Then I woke up.
>>1996450
Based Sheamus working the smarks
I had dream I fucked Sensational Sherri, it felt so fuckin real to the point where it was like I went back in time and actually did it. Then when I woke up it made me slightly depressed when I remembered she's dead
I wondered is Shawn and Sherri ever had relations.
What are some tag teams where both guys were Jannetties? Pic related.
>>1996442
What was their gimmick?
>>1996444
Its outstanding in what such a piece of shit shape Kane is.
What did she mean by this?
JUST BOTOX MY SHIT UP
what is this?
>>1996355
She can bury me any day
> CM Punk fell flat at UFC 203, but his wallet got fat. ... Two of the top young rising stars in the UFC will collide Saturday, Dec. 17, when Sage Northcutt faces unbeaten Mickey Gall in a welterweight bout at Golden 1 Center in Sacramento.
>>1996342
>Floorhump
Sage is gonna btfo this kid and it's going to make cuck man look even morr pathetic
I wonder if AJ Lee would be watching this fight?
>Bret "The Hitman" Hart
>never assassinated anyone
He assassinated his career.
>who are dimes
>"Stone Cold" Steve Austin
>hasn't died of hypothermia
was it really that bad?
From what I remember, it was fine for the most part but nothing special. People hated it because they just slapped the ECW name on PG WWE product.
Based Zombie working the Smark.
it was bad if you liked the original ecw
otherwise it was very meh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_Z3Rt6851w#t=2m40
is this the new /ourguy/?
>>1996006
another pic for reference
>>1996007
one more
Can he rassle?
>Last night I felt really overwhelmingly disappointed because I didn't get to wrestle Chris Benoit.
what did he mean by this?
>>1995945
>That he should have waited a week to kill his wife and kid so punk could get a pay day.
>>1995954
>could get a pay day.
Punk was on the card anyway.
>>1995945
>Benoit Benoited himself because he didn't want to work with Phil
Wow fuck Phil
JUST
>>1995930
>Slap nuts standing by chin gets slapped by nuts.
You can't make this shit up.
What happened to TNA?
>>1995953
Turned shit once Jarrett left
What went wrong?
Orton was the only good one
>>1995365
Cody had good matches with people not named Show, Big
Orton got worried for his spot
Can we get a You Laugh You Lose wrestling edition
GOAT
>>1995305
it's true, it's damn true
>Roman will never face fuck your girlfriend and cum in your mouth
reported
ITT: wrestlers you hope get a career ending injury
Sami Zzzayn
what' the matter about dean ambrose? I mean, why do you guys hate him? During his FCW and Shield times everyone loved him.
>>1995130
People just hate him and Sasha because one guy kept spamming him.
On /sp/ people thought he was cool
Was he draw?
>>1995064
he never DREW anything
I completely forgot about this guy until this very moment. I saw him a few times and then he disappeared.
>>1995064
Yes. Pretty common knowledge that wwe underutilizes talent and refuses to push guys that deserve it. Ex: rtruth was tna champ, in wwe hes jobbing with golddust and playing pokemon. Drew - brief ic run . In tna, stint as world champ.
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>1994931
>Baloring will be back
Glad I don't watch the F-Show anymore.
Sheamus made it on but not Cesaro. Jesus.
>>1994939
Is.
Is Xavier multiplying?