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UNDERCARDER BTFO
>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry
>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us
>His biker cosplay was cringeworthy
>His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""
>Shit taste in whiskey
>Shit hairline
>Has his ex wife's tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo
>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him
>spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dime.
Daily reminder that the Undercarder has cut ZERO (0) good promos and wrestled ZERO (0) good matches without getting carried by Edge in his near 30 year career
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>>2001378
>Buried DDP and ruined his potential WWE career because he didn't shake his hand backstage
>Buried Bray Wyatt (twice) for no reason
>Drew lower ratings in his feud with Kane in late 2010 than an Edge vs Dolph Ziggler feud, a Mark Henry title run, and a Christian vs Orton feud the next year
>In the same feud, lost 90,000 buys from the previous year at the Hell in a Cell PPV that included Cody Rhodes & Ted Dibiase Jr in the main event
>None of the Wrestlemanias he main evented got more buys than the previous year
>Only main evented 3 out of 24 Wrestlemanias he had a match at
>Was on the B-show for the majority of his career after the draft
>Huge mark for himself, according to Paul London he drives around with the license plate "DEADMAN" and wears his own merchindise
>Besides Wrestlemania 13 having the lowest buyrate ever, it is the only Wrestlemania ever not to sell out
>Couldn't draw LeBron James to come out of his locker room to meet him despite getting dressed up and waiting for an hour
heres some more
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>>2001381
How will Taketty ever recover?
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>>2001381
>3/24
Hogan is 8/11 and should be 9/11 but Gaytch was ego tripping
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5!
4!
3!
2!
1!
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>>2001369
Bray was quite the fat fuck once upon a time. He's lost a decent amount of weight since then.
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Why is Samoa Joe next to Phil
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>>2001374
he also put 2 shirts on so whos to say
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MAYBE
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YOULL THINK OF ME
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WHEN IM IN THE NFL
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WHEN YOU ARE ALL ALONE
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>Wrestlemania 7 Main Event: Hulk Hogan vs Sgt Slaughter
>400k buys
>Wrestlemania 8 Main Event: Hulk Hogan vs Sid Justice
>390k buys
>Wrestlemania 9 Advertised Main Event: Bret Hart vs Yokozuna
>430k buys
>Wrestlemania 10 Main Event: Bret Hart vs Yokozuna
>420k buys
>Wrestlemania 11 Main Event: Lawrence Taylor Vs Bam Bam Bigelow
>340k buys
How wasn't Bret a draw again?
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Yoko was the draw
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>Lawrence Taylor
What the fuck was Vince thinking? Why such a nobody? At least Mike Tyson made sense.
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>>2001512
18+
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>>2001192
Have to agree
Undercarder injuring another no draw was the only time that he indirectly drew a dime
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>>2001195
begging ya to stop living paycheckk to paycheck
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HBGays back was fine
He just knew that Austin was on the rise and no matter how many times he sucked Vince off his run at the top was finished. So he got "injured", jobbed once, and ran away. Taker took the role of being Austins bitch for the rest of the year that Shawn would have had
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>1) WORK HARD
>2) STAY OUT OF TROUBLE
>3) STRIVE EVERY DAY TO BE SMARTER THAN THE LAST
>THAT'S IT.
Is this legit advice, lads?
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4. Get decked by based Corbin
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>>2001096
>>3) STRIVE EVERY DAY TO BE SMARTER THAN THE LAST
So, "the last", not "the one before"'? You should strive to be smarter than you will be on your last day?
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>>2001380
He should have added a fourth rule
>4) DON'T BE A SPERG, SERIOUSLY
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Was Edge over or was it Vickie?
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>>2000978
This couple worked me so hard that I stopped watching
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WOAT
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>>2000981
Honestly I just can't stand even looking at Vickie's face so it was instantly a channel changer for me
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Step aside! There's a tropical storm approaching!
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It's time to participate in the activity
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come to our island, its the brightest in latin america.
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My bad.
Emmalina will debut, but the music will stop playing and she will return as old Emma with aviators
Just watch
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she fucking better
dark emma is number 1
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>>2000848
>that face
KEK. Even Sasha has a better face
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I liked her music and look with the aviators and gloves, I wouldn't be mad if she kept them.
What indy promotions do you live by and are they any good?
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>>2000747
ESW - Empire State Wrestling
it's bretty gud tbqh. wwe alumni appearances pretty often. harpGOAT got his start in ESW.
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I forgot the name of it. I went to like three shows, they were all fucking shit with flaming tables and jumping off roofs and scaffolds. They're biggest draw was some Mexican dude that trained in AAA.
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Metro Pro Wrestling in KC. They have a local TV deal. They have been around for 6 years. The talent they have are meh. An old writer from wwe runs the place. Trevor Murdoch is about the most famous I've ever seen. Evan Bournes brother is on the roster.
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Le once a year man
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>>2000677
>one match a year
>0 dimes a year
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But he has showed up around 4 times already in current year
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>>2000683
He was over exaggerating you faggot...
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>Royal Rumble
>3...2...1...BRRRRRT
>OUT OF TIME, SO SAY GOODBYE
How hard do you mark?
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literally who?
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>>2000606
This
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>3
>2
>1
>BZZZZZZZZZZT
Go!
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>Be RAW tonight
>New Day cutting the same tired promo yet again
>This theme hits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEVV3ZFitsY
How Hard do you mark?
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>>2000547
>Revival stuck on RAM
I don't.
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tfw kind of want that shirt but don't want to talk to wrestling fans
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>two no personality manlets from nxmeme
>RAM
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ITT: Based Wrestling Books
Anonymous
2016-11-28 13:03:08
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Fuck off Adam
Chris Jericho's books are good
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>>2000341
>Chris Jericho's books are good
Picked up a Jericho book and stopped reading 3 pages in, it was complete kayfabe rubbish
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>>2000354
All shoots brother
ITT: Wrestlers who did not deserve it
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>anti-smarklets who got triggered
OP
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>>2000321
Eh the other option was a literal anti-draw in Batista. So yeah they made the right call.