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Would UFC/MMA be entertaining if it was fake?
>inb4 it is
Let's imagine UFC/MMA was scripted,had storylines, characters (heels and faces), and the fights were semi-real, would it actually be watchable?
I cant watch MMA for 2 mins without dying of boredom, so how good would it be?
Imagine how cool if McGregor could cut heel promos
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>>2079076
No, fuck off.

t. /heem/
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>>2079076
Pancrase was worked and sucked.
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It is more entertaining because it isn't fake. Fighters are organically pushed by their skill and not audience demand.

With WWE I only watch matches I'm hyped for. For UFC I watch every fight on the card despite only being drawn to 2 fights on a card. Even the fucking women are entertaining in UFC.

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try to predict the WrestleMania 33 card -- not what you wish to happen, but what will WWE actually book:

John Cena beats AJ Styles for championship, Ric Flair comes out to congratulate John

Brock Lesnar beats Goldberg in a rematch

Roman beats Strowman, Shield reunites


Kevin Owens loses to either Sami Zayn, or Finn Balor if he is ready

the Miz will lose the IC title to a newer babyface, maybe somebody like Apollo Crews (if he wasn't currently being booked like a jabroni)

Neville will be cruiserweight champ at that time, they have a 7 man ladder match for the cruiserweight title, and Neville retains

What are your guesses?
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The Large Pupper stands tall with every championship
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Roman vs Goldberg
Brock vs Strauman
Cena vs Taker
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>>2079048
>Roman beats Strowman

Yes, let the guy everyone hates beat the only credible monster the company has left once Bork leaves.

Anyone else really underwhelmed by his title reign?

>no memorable title defenses
>no memorable feuds
>no memorable matches
>no memorable promos

It's the definition of meh. Even Jericho's shtick got old which was the only redeeming part.

I used to like KO but now I'm realizing he doesn't have the "it factor" to become a top guy.
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The fat fuck got exposed

Literally the jannetty of the Universal champions

Here comes the smark damage control
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>>2079043
Wow, a fat dude who's a 7/10 wrestler and stuttering talker isn't a good top champion?
Well shit what a surprise
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They haven't let him win clean once

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It's Happening!!
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>>2078965
It's pretty astounding that there's people who genuinely think this
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>>2078980
They are just pretending to be retarded
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It's pretty astounding that there's people who genuinely think Cena is losing the WWE to CM Punk

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Why do wrestlers lie about there heights?
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Do they think if they lie enough they will magically gain height?
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>there
Fedoramens confirmed retarded
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>>2078925
The day wrestling died

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>says he's straight edge
>says he pops z-paks like there's no tomorrow

lol so much for straight edge

>says he's never had any drugs before
>says he developed a massive MRSA infection and cyst from it
>while he's popping zpaks
>the only way you get that kind of infection deep under your skin like that is if you've been injecting shit into yourself with a dirty needle
>BUT I'M STRAIGHT EDGE!
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>>2078898
>people who are straight edge cant take antibiotics
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>says he doesn't do drugs
>drinks pepsi which has the most addictive drug known to man
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>>2078902
>being straight edge
>popping z-paks for months on end

pick one and only one

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will punk be coming back? i hope he interrupts Cena's return
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>punk fanboys STILl SEETHING that he left them

It's not your fault.
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>>2078863
http://comicbook.com/wwe/2016/12/23/wwe-cm-punk-gives-away-one-of-his-wwe-titles/

Somehow I doubt it.
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No one likes ya Phil!

ITT: smiles you want to protect
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>>2078805
Charles is ugly
UGLY
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>>2078805
CUTE
U
T
E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G32knUhArIw

>5. Big E - 31 wins
>4. Kevin Owens - 32 wins
>3. Roman Reigns - 33 wins
>Joint 1. Dean Ambrose - 37 wins
>Joint 1. AJ Styles - 37 wins

BASED BMAJ
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>the state of Jasethy
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>Starts is career in WCW during the monday night wars against WWE
>Becomes the face of TNA and helps them becoming relevant against other promotions
>Becomes the top guy of NJPW while being a filthy gaijin
>Make it to the WWE while being everything Vince hates about wrestlers
>Become the top guy carying the top title in less than a year and turns Vince into loving him

How does he do it? What's his secret?
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>If Roman hadn't taken a month long nap between Extreme Rules and MitB and hadn't pissed hot, he would've broken 40 if not 50 easy.

Even with him eating pins for a while due to pissing hot, I wonder how ridiculous his winning percentage this year is.

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I-it's just a work r-right? He'll face AJ for the title at mania, right?
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Bryan vs Miz at Mania, Miz retains.
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>>2078646
>Miz I got one more great match in me ( YOU STILL GOT IT!!! YES YES YES!!! chants in the background)
>Listen you indy darling if those 90 diving headbutts, bingo hall chair shots, and other stupid moves didn't crush your ugly fucking head then im going to give you the hardest skull crushing finale on the grandest stage of them all, and end your career myself
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>>2078691
Lame. You're a shittier writer than WWE.

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>'genetically superior'
>does interview two hours after her match without showering or even changing out of ring gear

really gets the ol' neurons firing
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>>2078419
>'genetically superior'
>daughter of someone who's entire gimmick was that he was a cheating, duplicitous coward
>is ugly, and therefore genetically inferior to the optimal female

Really gets ya noodle a'noodlin'
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WEW
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>genetically superior
>disgusting moles
>refrigerator box boddy
>looks like she has a dick

she is a 4/10 female

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Let's say The Big Dog wins the rumble, how do you book him to get a positive reaction heading into Mania?
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>>2078406
turn him heel
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Has to be against someone who has X-Pac heat. Didn't Roman get cheers when he fueded against Sheamus?
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>>2078406
He ends Jasethy, Oreowens, and Balorings careers

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How will Big Cass react to Based Alpha Ellsworth stealing his girl?
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>Ellsworth is married and has a kid
>Carmella is dating Cass in real life
>Vince knowingly puts this shit together

What's up with his cuckold fetish?
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>>2078395
Based Vince knows boimella has a quality of bussy that's simply too high for Big Ass, so he's trying to set her up with a self-actualized alpha.
Based Vince does it again.
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>>2078386
Cass is going to shoot on him in the Rumble.

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Would you let Kota Ibushi sit on your face?
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Is this supposed to be a meme you're attempting? It would help not to post them one after another
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No but he is cute
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Really? Of course!

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