Chicago Crowd:
CM PUNK
CM PUNK
CM PUNK
Steph: If you guys could keep that up for 2:15 minutes, you'd last more than Punk did.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
And you don't hear of Punk for the rest of the night.
How underrated is Steph?
>>2087646
Steph is shit but that line was great
How is steph underrated? People always rate her and her mic skills
PHIL BTFO
>All heels must be pussies that are too scared to do anything and can't fight their way out of a paper bag unless they are Lesnar
When will this meme end?
>>2087615
When you stop watching WWE, obviously
>>2087615
The meme will end when WWE hire bookers and wrestling people to do their storylines instead of hollywood hack comedy writers
Like the most famous heels like Ric Flair and Hollywood Hogan and Triple H? Fucking kys
I've seen wooden tables with more charisma than this boring bitch.
>le dumpy looking bad promo hug girl
I despise her. At least with Eugene they were straight up with his retarded Ness. Is she even supposed to be retarded? I have no idea
I have seen wooden tables that are more fuckable than that ugly bitch
>made me interested in the cruiserweight division
>thinking he would be a monster heel
>thinking he would kick TJP in the face once and the match would be over
>gets his ass kicked instead
>cheats to win
Fuck sake WWE
Good promo at the end though
>>2087551
Raw matches aren't canon
>>2087551
He was cheered like a face,they needed to do this.
Heels doing cool moves is one of the worst things of today product
>>2087551
>this smark is actually complaining about a heel cheating to win
fucking hell kill all smarks
Did this old senile retarded faggot forget how to book his champions?
I don't fucking remember anyone booked worse than Owens, and reminder he debuted by beating Cena clean.
Now i am scared for Samoa Joe if he is on RAM.
Jesus Vince should just die
Kill yourself smark
Kevin Owens is a fat fuck, he shouldn't even be champion. He's being made an example of, rightfully so
Jerichos undisputed title run was worse
Off the top of my head he was pinned then tapped out to Austin before the nWo ran out and attacked him and his Mania feud was more like HHH/Steph
>>2087545
The champion could be hornswoggle for all i care, and the same would apply. The champ just shouldn't lose.
vince has, for whatever reason, made you the new CEO of the WWE. what would you do to get ratings to go up? i would make it so all the diva matches from here on out take place in a pool of sticky, goopy slime
I fire Vince.
banish all the women to their own show
push roman reigns and give him a 2 year long title reign
build up my own wrestling company on the side where I don't have to deal with Paul Levesque's shit and create my own Nitro to take down my own company. I move all my top established stars to my Nitro and watch Paul burn
>>2087484
Sign Adam Colea d the rest of bullet clubs notable members that are left. Finallly have a dominant stable to build around. Bullet club would take on WWEs homegrown talent. Meanwhile build a decent mid and high cards with pure talent and charisma with guys like Nakamura and Roode who can still go. Keep women away from the mic, but have more mixed tag matches as well. Asuka and Nakamura vs. charlotte and Zack Sabre, jr. shit like that. But who am I kidding....
1. Naomi
2. Bayley
3. Jojo
4. Alexa
5. Nikki/Sasha
>>2087475
What's her Insta?
>>2087485
joseann_alexie
cringe
Mandrama at its worst
>>2087457
>They actually played Metallica as the cell lowered
https://youtu.be/3OmV9VRnhTo
>go to SD house show at Madison Square Garden
>it's unironically better in every way than every Ram PPV and Ram Episode except for the fatal 4way and Big Dog v RuRu match at night of champions
What did Ram mean by this?
>>2087440
>unironically better
You type like a chimp.
>thinking Mediumlet Mutt vs. RuRu was good
What did (you) mean by this?
>>2087443
back to ram town
>Curt Hawkins jobbed to James Ellsworth in 10 seconds at a MSG house show
wew
no fucking way
>state of cuckdown
>>2087425
>sparing MSG crowd from having to watch Hawkins
Based A+ Show does it again.
>>2087451
He was in a very subpar six man before he offered an open challenge.
Trust me, he didn't
On a scale of 1-10, how hot is Nikki Bella?
>>2087378
solid 7 out of 10
She'll be always at the top because she's sucking Cena's dick. Can't stand this useless whore
>Roman Reigns wins the match
>the crowd goes wild and cheers
Why exactly do fat neckbeards think he should turn heel?
damn son you got a faulty memory
>>2087357
>Why exactly do fat neckbeards think he should turn heel?
So they could cheer him
Fat neckbeards like edgy characters, just look how smarks give wrong reactions when Strowman interrupts jobber matches
>>2087362
And you hate a persona so much, you have to lie to yourself.
Based Big Dog got the biggest reaction of the night.
Non stoping let's go roman, roman sucks chants and BIG pops.
And she took the offer, but part of the offer was she could never reveal she got paid, so Punk thought it was just cheating on him with Mickey
And Vince only did it because he has the money and hates Punk so much he wanted to ruin his life as much as possible.
Mickey Gall would just be getting offered free sex with AJ Lee. But if he refused then Vince would maybe pay him $500,000 to do it.
This would get revealed that she was cheating on him and in the video she calls Punk a loser and that Mickey Gall beat his sorry ass. And was like Fuck me Baby Yeah like you fucked up my husband!!
What an absurd scenario.
>>2087350
he would feel bad i guess?
gall is alpha as fuck he fucks ape when philly boy goes to the comic shops!
Name a worse promo.
I'll wait.
cant
some have their problems but she really just fucks up regularly
>>2087333
SOURPUSS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MISUHTo2NDs
Is wrestling worth watching? I used to really be a huge fucking fan when I was a kid.
I miss the old WWE like 2006-2012 around that era.
I am considering watching it again but I am not sure.
Watch it to meme it.up with your /asp/ bros
It's amazing if you don't take it too seriously, if you do you may hate it
Considering that 2009-2011 RAW was largely >>>/trash/ you might enjoy it.
Just watch SmA+ckdown & NXT
>>2087294
You enjoyed it during the shittiest time period in history? You'll probably love it now then