Ywn see another bra and panties match
good
women aren't objects and should be treated the same as male wrestlers
sasha banks is the best worker in the 'E, male or female
>>2091804
Good, the psychology didn't make much sense anyway. In every bnp match, at the end, the loser always tries to cover up her body to hide from the audience YET THEIR TITANTRON ALREADY SHOWED BEFORE THE MATCH ALREADY SHOWED THEM IN BRA AND PANTIES.
Also there's no point in doing this since the women already dress skimpy enough.
>>2091805
You misspelled cesaro, you autistic faggot nigger
>"But as everyone gets picked up, as all these independent promotions have to shut down and close their doors because of WWE scooping everyone up, everyone’s going to lose an option. And that guy you saw for that one tournament, you’re not going to see him anymore." Omega said. "You can’t put him on TV, there’s only so much time. So eventually, people are going to run out of options. I want to be one of the options for people. You want to go eat a McDonald’s hamburger? That’s cool. McDonald’s can be good. Do I like them every day? Do I want to eat McDonald’s seven days a week for every meal? Probably not. Eventually, I’m going to want to go someplace for a triple-A grade steak. I may not necessarily have the traffic flow of McDonald’s, but guess what? The quality is there, and it’s for the distinguished wrestling viewer. People who are wanting something more out of their programming. That’s what I want to provide for people in 2017."
He is /our/ guy
>>2091755
Source?
>I want to make less and kill myself in bingo halls while my friends make a decent living of the same job that I do
KEK
He sounds butthurt he's wrestling bingo halls while real stars like AJ are selling out stadiums.
Okay, so I've seen nothing of this Broken Matt stuff in the TNA, but I feel like I have to see it now. What do I need to watch in order /asp/?
>>2091739
Watch "The Broken Hardys Bound For Glory 2016 Entrance". That's it. Everything else is a complete and utter bullshit not worth watching.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIyRoxGDXjg
>>2091741
No seriously, I want to watch all the bullshit.
>>2091739
Good place to start:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jzScgAhSt0
Face it, him winning the Royal Rumble and facing AJ would make the most sense, considering Finn is still months away from returning.
Everything else just falls flat
>>2091697
It'll be UnderGOAT winning and facing BMJ for the title
AJ and Samoa can go fight on the preshow kek
>>2091697
>Samoa Joe vs AJ Styles for the WWE title at Wrestlemania in Orlando
Just fuck TNA's shit up
>>2091703
It'll be the ultimate fuck you to TNA.
If only Christopher Daniels wasn't so fucking old...
I only started watching wrestling this year, AMA
which male wrestler would you let slime you
>>2091696
i find adam cole hot as hell so him
>>2091698
fucking fag i tricked you into outing yourself
Charlotte
>5 time champion, 391 combined days
>First women's hell in a cell and ppv main event
>Widely regarded as a great heel and the best complete package in the women's division
>Many acclaimed matches to her name
Sasha
>3 time champion, first women's hell in a cell, iron man match and ppv main event
>Extremely over and popular
>The best women's matches in WWE history all involved her
Bayley
>First iron man match involving women
>Money making machine through her connection to kiddies and fat neckbeards
Becky
>1 time (paper) champion, zero clean defences, dropped clean to a green midget
>Gets crickets, tiny fanbase
>Only 2 well received matches in her entire career, carried by Sasha in both
KEK
Why hasn't she killed herself yet
State of becketty
>>2091579
Kek
Cricketty BTFO
>>2091579
At least she doesn't look like a horse like all these other """"""""""women""""""""""
>wake up
>remember these two are still active and have not suffered career-ending injuries yet
>want to die
>wake up
>remember pic related will never make tape
>want to die
>>2091560
Have sex
>>2091562
Gain height
>paper champion
>jobbed clean to a rookie midget
>taken out of the title picture on smackdown, didn't even get to lose on ppv
>being prepared to job to deonna purazzo, another 5'0'' rookie
Becketty B T F O
jannetty of the horsies
jannetty of ireland
jannetty of life
oi foind this very oiffensive, m8
>>2091561
Seething
Dailey reminder that Roman will never be as talented, loved, good-looking like /ourguy/, the GOAT and almost the only draw left (next to Undertaker and AJ Styles) in WWE.
>undercarder
>a draw
literally never a top dude my man
Roman was more over than Cena in the same building
>>2091525
fedoramen pls
Rollins, Zayn, Enzo, Jericho and Bayley all got bigger pops than Ramen last night.
It's like when Ramen enters you turn on the volume of the tv and then claim ''guize he got good pop he over''
would he have drewed more dimes than hogan if his neck didnt break?
>Steve "I'm literally a retarded hick redneck who abuses women and still thinks showing people the middle finger is a cool and edgy thing to do because I am mentally a thirteen years old just like my fans" Austin
>dimes
Get a clue, ya manlet nerds.
>>2091506
Sent from my Macbook Air inside of a Starbucks
>>2091506
>women can do no wrong and never deserve a backhand
numales please go back to the womens revolution threads
>James Ellsworth tucks his head in during the Styles Clash
>AJ manages to change the landing and prevent Ellsworth from breaking his neck
>Corbin misses his cue and botches breaking up a fucking pin in the middle of a world title match
>AJ realizes that Corbin fucked up and kicks out to prevent Ziggler from winning the match and the world title by accident
How does he keep doing it
He's a spiritual man and not some philosophic neckbeard numale atheist
How is he so GOAT?
>>2091411
He's a natural wrestler in every sense. It's disappointing he's spending his twilight years in the WWE but it would've been more disappointing burying him in midcars as Punk, Bryan, and other smark darling egoists ran both shows.
Okay. Not gonna lie. I got fucking WORKED!
>>2091407
alexa tummy is yummy
It's such a good swerve, I wonder why they wasted it on SDL instead of a PPV.
Wtf happened
He's winning the rumble
that'd be the dumbest move WWE could think of
>>2091415
Which is exactly why it will happen
Wasn't he supposed to come back to be a regular on Smackdown? What happened with that?
>Watching Smackdown Live, I admire Nikki's work ethic and determination. She's always been one of my favorites.
https://twitter.com/BretHart/status/813934550678052865
He is brain dead. He also thinks Melina was one of the best wrestlers of the decade and that Axe Man should have been the one to break the Undercarders streak
>>2091364
He just wants to fuck her
He ain't even putting over his niece because he can't morally fuck her.
For some of you, there will be a "here we go again, yet another John Cena turns heel thread." Don't be so dismissal. There are very clear signs now that Mr Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect will be engaging in what could be a intriguing, definitive heel turn in 2017. and here's why:
1) Roman Reigns is moving into the Face of the Company position now, for better or for worse. Absent the Wellness Violation, Roman would still be champion. His "punishment" is a temporary de-elevation to US Champion, while at the same time main eventing most RAWs and PPVs. Roman is young, draws merchandise, and attracts certain demographics. WWE endured a decade of split reactions with Cena. They'll endure another five years or more of Roman.
With Roman now established (two consecutive WM main events), WWE finally has the freedom of movement to do something different with Cena next year without a tremendous financial impact.
2) John Cena is moving to a part time attraction, for better or for worse. He is in EXACTLY the same position where Hogan was in early 1996. Before he disappears completely, it would be a colossal waste to not use all of the equity built up over the last 13 years and make the shift in his character.
3) The storyline already exists - John Cena, face of the company, the constant of the last decade, is in decline. He could not beat Lesnar. He lost cleanly to AJ Styles. He desperately wants that 16th title reign to assure his place in history. But he may no longer be able to get it through Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect.
So next year (either WrestleMania or SummerSlam), when he turns on his world title opponent and joins forces with HHH and Stephanie, it will be logical. And the ensuing ride over the next year with a part-time heel John Cena being chased by Roman, Brock, AJ, Seth Rollins, and a host of others will be more entertaining that anything we've seen in quite some time.
Here's what I imagine his "Great American Bash '96" post match promo to be like:
> "After the match HHH enters the ring. It’s tense and they appear to about to comes to blows…and then Cena grins once more and embraces him. Owens, Stephanie, and then Vince McMahon enter the ring as balloons and confetti reign down upon them. Cena cuts a killer promo, thanking Roman for freeing him of the fiction he had been living for the last 13 years. The purple t-shirts, the jorts, the support of the kids…all of it was a carefully crafted multicolor package designed to present the model WWE champion and to fuel the lifestyle that he has so happily lived. It’s all an act…and everyone fully fell for it. Except for those who booed him this last decade, and my new championship reign will be fully dedicated to them. Because, Cena promises, he is and will remain the only Face of the WWE. The Face That Runs This Place. As he always has been. Then. Now. Forever."
His heel turn will be useless unless they end his career with him jobbing to Roman. Turning Cena heel on smackdown would be a complete waste, especially since he's the only real draw on that brand and no one is worth getting put over by Cena who hasn't already been put over by Cena (the short guy that's the same age as Cena).
>joins hhh and steph
Fuck that he shouldn't be held down by those shitters. He should just keep his "IM THE MEASURING STICK" gimmick and turn heel. Go kind of hollywood Cena in a sense and cheat to get the tie on rics record. Him "going corporate" would be so shit. He IS the man with the company behind him already, him siding with the authority would be terrible.
Him being the guy who can do it on his own but cheats because fuck you move over young stars is much more compelling than being seth rollins, randy orton or kevin owens after summerslam in the last few years.