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>Why does /asp/ think

It doesn't. /asp/ shitposting is the worst kind of witless contrarianism.

>The all-time pro wrestling attendance record would be for shows on April 28 and April 29, 1995 at May Day Stadium in Pyongyang, North Korea. The announced crowds for those shows were 165,000 and 190,000, although the real numbers were about 150,000 and 165,000. The first show was headlined by Scott Norton vs. Shinya Hashimoto and the second by Antonio Inoki vs. Ric Flair. While there were tickets sold, most of the people attending got in free, and were pretty much ordered to attend, so it’s not really a fair comparison.

Even Flair's biggest fan Meltzer knows that your pic was a sham

It's just bretcuck

>>2094101
This is true however, they could have sent 10 /asp/ies and done over 120k

Acute, obtuse or right?

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>>2094111
I see what you did there.

First ya finna have to tell me literally who dat is

Nobody likes him that much besides Brits

He makes funny faces, other than that he is a shit boring wrestler

Why do roiders always lie about their HGH use? Do they think we finna stupid or sumthing?

>>2093869
Can you read?

>@nutritionsolutions hooking my boi Jinder up with all natural supplements

>>2093835
HOLY FUCKING YUM

I want to see him slimed desu

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Dave 'The Guns of Navarone' Meltzer

>>2093794
I've been seeing Meltzer trying to hinder the Jinder lately on Twitter

Triple H should have gone over

>>2093784
He did go over you fuckin idiot. Did you start watching this year and just wanna fit in with /asp/?

>royal rumble 2017
>3.. 2.. 1
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM-hD-iJ9NI

be honest, how badly would you mark?

i dont know

Still drawing dimes to this day

>>2093804
Kys you fuckin botch machine

>>2093653
Not sure. Can I see 2015 WWE again?

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>>2093655
sure thing....

2015

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>>2093657
...Annnd 2016

Based big dog sheik worked Vince, the public, and the media by breaking kayfabe and then worked his family for 20 years by being addicted to crack.
Definitely our guy

>FACK IN BOOLSHEEE

RICKEH STEAMBOAH, YOU ARE SON OF A BITCH, NO GOOD MOTHER FAACKER

HEEEEEY WE WANT SOME BAYYYYLEYYYY

PLEASE....HAVE SEX!

>>2093567
>WOMENS WRESTLING *CLAP CLAP, CLAP CLAP CLAP
>WOMENS WRESTLING *CLAP CLAP, CLAP CLAP CLAP*

AND THESE TSHIRTS ARE TOO TIGHT BILLY

CAN YOU AFFORD TO PAY ME

LOOK AT ME IMMA TOTAL PACKAGE

It reminds me that Roman will never truly know what it feels like to be over.

>>2093290
3 GOATs in the ring and Reigns

>>2093294
Bryan, Steph and Noble?

Undercarder will win and job to Cena in a title vs career match at Mania

>>2093253
How boring

Taker should face Braun dressed up as Gonzalez and then retire

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Rollins and here's why

>Triple H pulled shenanigans last year to screw over Roman
>WWE has a thing for repeating storylines
>Jesethy will get scoped out by Trips but not fall for it
>some inconsequential person knocks out HHH
>Seth knocks out that third man
EZ

literally fucking who

>>>/woo/

>>2093230
he was a useless fat jap that became champ of ROH and nothing else even in his home country he was a nothing

>>2093230
/thread

>>2093202
>That's it.

Stopped reading there.

>>2093202
Sooo, he is just nothing special. Not bad, not good. I agree.

>>2093218
>Not bad, not good.
Huh.

Maybe that's what he meant.