Aren't you the real reason Roman can't get as over as WWE would like? Because you decided it was better to be a smark rather than a mark you've just decided to reject whoever has been chosen as the face of the WWE?
People liked Hogan because he was the good guy, not because he was a good wrestler(he wasn't). Why did people like him just because he was the good guy? Because thats the fucking point of pro wrestling. Things have always been that simple. But then theres you. You who masquerade as wrestling fans while subscribing to this smark culture of wrestling where you're supposed to love the 20x concussed indy manlets who had to kill themselves to even get looked at by the WWE and hate the guys that actually look like they could believably wrestle professionally. Instead of just enjoying wrestling for what it's presented as you get frustrated and pissy because of what it's never been and hopefully never will be.
You are the real problem. You foolishly believe that being a mark is some sort of degrading term meanwhile you get more emotionally involved than any average mark who watches week to week and genuinely enjoys the product. You have planted yourself so deep inside of the fan culture of professional wrestling that you now equal these fun loving marks and because of that professional wrestling will be lucky to last another 15 years.
Reflect on what you've done to the business, since you're so obsessed with the business of it anyway I'm sure it wouldn't be too difficult.
Sizable Canine juggles cocks.
>>2091885
Autistic faggot found
>>2091885
aint finna read that
Did anybody else fall in love with Stephanie just a little bit more last night? I mean seriously just everything about her, her Aura, her look her sexiness,her massive breasts. I just love every single part of Stephanie especially that part where she was jumping up and down and saying yes yes yes to the shield reunion it sound like she was having an orgasm when having sex and I fucking loved it I couldn't even stand there and just take that anymore but anyways I just feel like she got really hot after last night and I have a newfound love for her anyone else feal the same anon?
In church praying to God that you have sex
>>2088971
I think about her when I have sex with my girlfriend. She has no idea I'm into wrestling, I managed to hide it to her for years
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I've always had a big thing for Steph
ITT: Hot diva pics
ITT: those who need sex
>>2080224
Get out of my thread NOW!
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Hey /esg/, I dislocated my ankle AND broke the fibula about 7 weeks ago which required surgery.
I'm still in recovery and probably won't be on my board for a awhile longer, so I was wondering if anyone had some advice or even some good reading/watching material on dealing with mental blocks caused by injuries?
If anything I'm more determined to take the time to refine my style, working towards making my tricks cleaner than ever before, but even now I can feel a bit of anxiety and mental blockage about getting back on my board.
I have some photos of my x-rays and my leg post surgery if anyone's interested?
i fucking hate winter so much
it's been...fuck i don't know 2 weeks since i last skated i really really really miss it.my hometown is basically covered in snow but the city i study in is almost snow free,maybe i should just bring my board here and cruise around,but i'm kinda shy :(
maybe i should just start snowboarding
>tfw no cute bf to skate handrails with
>In which Ahmed Johnson and AJ Lee have larger entries than AJ Styles.
Macho Man is on the cover of a WWE product and Hogan isn't, 2016 has been fun
>>2098969
>Undercarder on the front cover
>>2098969
holy fuck Trish BTFO!!!
>Hulk Hogan - 8 Wrestlemania main events out of 11 matches
>Stone Cold - 3 WrestleMania main events out of 7 matches
>The Rock - 5 Wrestlemania main events out of 11 matches (counting 32)
>Shawn Michaels - 5 Wrestlemania main events out of 17 matches
>Triple H - 7 Wrestlemania main events out of 20 matches
>John Cena - 5 Wrestlemania main events out of 12 matches
>Undertaker - 3 Wrestlemania main events out of 24 matches
How could he unironically be considered a big deal?
>>2098961
And none of Undercarder's main events even drew a single dime
>>2098961
He's isnt called "Undercarder" for no reason you know
>>2098961
>Triple H - 7 Wrestlemania main events out of 20 matches
This disgusts me considering the more talented peers from his era are stuck with 3-5
Stealing your gimmick
Pre-Show
>Andre Battle Royal
Samoa Joe wins
>Smackdown Pre-Show match
>Becucky and Naomi vs Natalya and Carmella
CarmellA+ and NatalyA+ go over
>RAW pre-show match
>Nia Jax vs Emmalina, Tamina, Dana in a 3-on 1 handicap match
Battlecow goes over
Main Show
>6 Man Cruiserweight Challenge (Neville (c) vs TJPenis vs TBK vs Rich Swann vs Jack Gallagher vs Cedric Alexander)
Based Nev goes over
>WWE Smackdown Womens Championship Match
>Nikki Bella vs Alexa Bliss (c)
Nikki goes over
>Raw Tag Team Championship match
>Enzo and Big Cass vs Shesaro (c)
Enzo and his bull Big Cass go over
>Smackdown Tag Team Championship match
>American Alpha (c) vs The Usos vs The Gay Cops vs The Vaudevillians
Usos go over
>Intercontinental Championship Ladder Match
>Dean vs Miz (c) vs Baron Corbin vs Dolph Ziggler vs Luke Harper vs Mojo Rawley vs Rhyno vs Heath Slater
>United States Championship Match
>Braun Strowman (c) vs Roman Reigns
Based Big Dog successfully gets his title back
>RAW Women's Championship Match
>Charles (c) vs Bay Leno
Bay Leno wins
>Seth Rollins vs Triple H
Jasethy wins
>Goldberg vs Brock
Brock beats Bill and it means nothing because he's 1-2 against Bill
>WWE title match
>AJ Styles vs Randy Orton vs Bray Wyatt
Bray wins
>Universal Championship match
>Kevin Oreowens (c) vs JeriGOAT vs Finn Baloring (Royal Rumble winner)
Finn wins
>Undercarder vs Cena
Cena wins and 'Carder hopefully fucks off
Oh and for the IC title match I guess Dean goes over
These suck.
>dean going over
>AJ losing to a fat fuck
>Kevin Owens and Jericho vs Finn Balor instead of just KO
>4 more months of this bullshit
>Braun strauman US Champ
>Roman wasting a wrestlemania on the US title
>Nikki vs Alexa Bliss
>Nikki wins
>enzo and cass as tag champs
The state of your booking.
>>2098981
This is whats gonna happen
What's the closest thing to this in other sports?
>>2098860
This for NFL
>goat vs goat
>hb gay for pay vs a leaf
???? even once in a lifetime was closer
Lakers vs kings
the guy was over as fuck for a while, why did he never get a serious push?
cause he fucking sucked ass
He got over on his own to the point where The Rock had to acknowledge it. Vince is a control freak. Do the math.
Vince is senile.
Name my stable, /wwe/
Record Low Ratings
3 Bongs
Back 2 developmental
>Reigns will beat Owens at RR
>Goldberg will win RR
>As Reigns is celebrating in ring Goldberg will come out and spear him and say "You're next!"
>Wrestlemania 33 main event will be Reigns vs Goldberg for Universal Championship
>>2098360
>romanetty
>in the main event
hahahahaahahahhahhahah
>>2098360
>Reigns beats Goldberg in under 2 minutes
>gets booed out of the building
>Vince confused yet again why people don't like Roman
>>2098360
Wm card.
Cena vs Taker.
Goldberg vs Brock.
Aj styles (wwe champ) vs Some guy.
Roman vs Braun for us title.
Kevin owens vs Royal Rumble winner Balor.
Charlotte vs Botch hanks for the billion time. Might even be higher on the card.
Miz ic champ vs Dolp fagglor.
A gimmick ladder match.
Tags matches on the dark show.
Gtg.
Name our wrestling stable
>>2098240
Normie cuck fat smark alliance,
Meltzer's Jannetties
Two and a half men.
>doesn't draw
>has no height
>1 day champion
>Refuses to intercourse Becky
>horrible accent
>Autism photo pose
>more into legos than wrestling
>edgelord twisted personality paint
He's fucking shit if he wins the rumble I'm quittib the wwe after mania
Dude was on RAW for two days, and he was already more over than all three of the Shieldettys put together.
IIT: honest criticisms and drawbacks of a wrestler
Cena
>cringeworthy
>muh love for dubya dubya fan
>good guy for 10 years straight
>stale
>>2098195
Hated by fans for being too nice and a wigger gimmick that racists hate.
Roman hated because he is not white enough for indy fans.
Yet scsa and hogan still get loud pops. And the Rock. None are workrate mavhines in the sense of muh moves.
Cena never had the psychology tho but everything else.
Then agian people forget Battista and orton was pushed with him. Both got turned on by the fans.
Nobody wanted midgets but daniel bryan. Even rey wasn't that over.
There's some kind of coginative dissonance for American fans. As if nostigailia proves what they liked before but now they want a wrestler to look like their loser self does in 2016.
Reigns
>not over
>bad promo, despite being able to talk
>alright ringwork, could and should be better
>pushed too much, too quickly
>boring superman character that "never looses"
>>2098205
>Roman hated because he is not white enough for indy fans.
what?
I'M NOT A BAD GUY...
I'M THE RECORD LOW GUY
I'M A KEK GUY
>FedoStalker
>FedoRoman
>Fedostalker
>FedoRamen
>BBDWTS
>RECORD LOW
>FStalker
>FedoRoman
>Carter
>BMAJ
>RAM
There.
Thread done