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>>2097375
MAIN SHOW
>Sheamus & Cesaro (c) vs Rusev & Jinder Mahal
Even though they are all foreign, the crowd will chant USA. This is a great way to get the crowd cheering for Sheamus for at least one night, and it starts the show with a face victory.
>Alexa Bliss (c) vs Becky Lynch
Ideally the belt won't change hands until then and Alexa will feud with La Luchadora for a month so this match-up isn't over-saturated by then. Becky wins her title back on the grandest stage of them all.
>Rich Swann (c) vs Xavier Woods
Yes, Rich is still champion. Yes, Xavier's billed weight is exactly 205 pounds. This is a solid match with plenty of acrobatics. Xavier wins in the end and promises this is the start of a New Dynasty.
>Miz (c) vs Baron Corbin vs Luke Harper vs Randy Orton vs Dean Ambrose vs Kalisto, ladder match
Obviously a big focus of this match is on Harper and Orton's teamwork. Kalisto is there for a couple big spots. Dean is there continuing his work with Miz. Baron Corbin is the wild card, and he is also the surprise winner.
>Undertaker vs AJ Styles
AJ has proven time and time again that he can have great matches with anyone (up to and including R-Truth). He's also shown before that he doesn't mind taking a pin when the company asks him to. AJ will give Undertaker the best match he's had in years and Undertaker will go over and probably challenge Goldberg at Summerslam.

>>2097376

>Roman Reigns (c) vs Sami Zayn
Roman losing this match would be the best thing for both men's careers. Zayn would be elevated in a huge way, and Roman would get some credit from the smarks for actually eating a pin. He gained a lot of good favor for losing clean to Finn and Seth. This can be a career defining match for both men.
>American Alpha (c) vs The Usos, 2/3 Falls Match
This is a good callback to AA's NXT days, and heel Usos have been significantly more watchable than face Usos. This is a match for Wrestlemania to wave in Takeover's face and say "See! We can do that too."
>Raw Women Triple Threat
Bayley (c) vs Charlotte vs Emma
On the Monday following Fastlane, Bayley will snag the belt off of Charlotte thanks to a distraction from Emma. Bayley won't appreciate that because she wants to do things the right way, but Emma will pretend to be Bayley's friend and get on her good side. Of course, this all falls apart in the weeks leading up to Mania when Emma pins Bayley to get put into the title match. Charlotte wins, continuing her ppv streak.
>Goldberg vs Lesnar
The same as Survivor Series, but Brock and Goldberg swap roles.
>WWE
John Cena (c) vs Bray Wyatt
A lot of hype with Wyatt cutting promos about how this is his chance to be born again. He directly references the fact that Cena defeating him years back has been the thorn in his side that keeps him from achieving greatness, but now he is ready to ascend. lol Cena wins.
>Universal Champion
Kevin Owens (c) vs Samoa Joe (Rumble winner)
Reviving their feud that started on NXT but got cut short without ever having a match. Joe also being a heel means that Owens doesn't have to fight as a chickenshit, meaning that he can win this match clean and look strong just in time to start a feud with Finn next night on Raw.

>>2097377
THE FINALE
There is no HHH vs Rollins match. Rollins is banned from Wrestlemania for threatening Stephanie in the weeks leading to Wrestlemania.

HHH comes down to the ring to congratulate Kevin like he normally does.
>CAW
Lights go out and come back on with Sting and Seth Rollins in the ring together, Rollins is holding Sting's bat. Seth beats the piss out of HHH and Owens with the bat. Jericho pulls Owens out of the ring and they retreat as Rollins continues to beat on HHH. The show ends with a vicious looking Rollins standing over HHH in the fetal position.

The next night on Raw, an embarrassed HHH comes out and shouts that he was humiliated by Seth Rollins on the grandest stage of them all. At the biggest Wrestlemania of all time. He says that pummeling Rollins isn't enough, he needs to make him suffer all year. And then finally get his true revenge one year from that day at the next Wrestlemania, which will be an even bigger show. Also, a furious Steph announces the return of Finn Balor for a title match against Owens that night as revenge for leaving HHH in the hands of Seth.

Because the WWE cant book anything to atleast decent levels?

Manlets are boring

Cause they made such a big deal out of it. The old cruiser weight title was just a belt the smaller guys could get, nione of this stupid segregation of talent nonsense

Based new jack

>>2096879
Based new jack working the english vocabulary

>>2096879
Pls retire permanently, Jerome.

>>2096810
ADR vs Lesnar

>would get a pop
>smarks booed rey to no end before he left

Fuck smarks

MVP or Carlito

no meme

>>2095793
>>best rack-bliss
>>best lips-bliss
>>best abs-becky
>>best feet-lana
>>best armpits-becky
>>best thighs-becky
>>best ass-bliss
>>best face-bliss

Mandy who?

>>2095851
the golden goddess on NXT who's going to be a smash hit when she moves up

>>2095323
Well Jericho reinvents himself every couple years or so, and adds little details all the time. It doesn't feel as special as Matts sudden reimergence in a popular gimmick, but Jericho can do it more consistently and better than anyone.

With that said, this year I'd give the nod to Hardy. It was close because without y2j raw would be completely unwatchable.

>>2095323
Hardy, easily. Jericho may be acting slightly different and more goofy, but he's still Jericho. Broken Matt Hardy was completely off the fucking wall.

>>2095323
Hardy made people watch TNA, Jericho just convinced people not to momentarily change the channel

>Smackdownies have to pull all stops and John Cena to be on equal footing with a shitty Raw champion
(lol

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>>2094793
SEETHING

All stops? What did they do, bring back Goldberg for the first time? No that's not it. Featured celebrity cameos? NO that RAW too...

John Cena is a member of their roster who's only been gone about a month. The main event featured a relative unknown Corbin, Dolphlol Ziggler and a manlet. So what stops did they really pull?

Finn ain't going to be in the cruiserwight division. He'll go straight to the main event when he comes back.

>>2094653
>Beat Roman clean
>Beat Seth using one arm
His powerlevel is far too high for the Cruiserweights.

RAW needs dRAWs. Roman isn't a draw, only Kevin and Y2J are draws. We need Finn back to bury Roman again and get that sweet 3+mil.

>It's a gook wrestling thread

Literally who cares?

>>2094424
I bet if gookshit was on our TV and had english commentary live it would do better ratings than WWE

>>2094424
WWE fans are so insecure. Seethe.

Eva was saving us all from having to watch women's """"""""wrestling""""""" so her

>>2093952
who, who, who, and who?

I legit forgot Itami came back from injury lel

>>2093128
>karate
Need I say more?

>>2093128

>Wrestlers
Of all the gay people claiming to be fighters, you must be the gayest of them all. I don't even wanna see pictures of wrestling if the fighters are below legal age. It was invented by the gay greeks to settle who gets to be the woman and who gets to do the fucking. Please realize that the reason it is highly represented in the octagon is that UFC is located in the USA where collage wrestling is common, if UFC was in china we would have lots of guys with tai chi background.

>Tai Chi
What the fuck are you doing? Hey, stupid! Jedi isn't real, you can't move stuff with your mind. You're not working out either, you're moving and breathing slowly, the health benefits comes from breathing deeply you fool. Tai Chi is bullshit and can never be applied to self-defence, it is ridiculous! You look exactly like that guy who thought he could throw people around by waving his hands and got squished like a bug.

>Judo
Where do I even begin. You're BJJ for lazy fat people. In a ruleset where striking is allowed you'd be eaten alive if you don't cross train, most people don't wear gi's like Gene Lebelle's opponent had to. I can imagine you trying to move in for a hip-toss and getting totally stuck in the muay thai clinch, raining in elbows, knees all day, then when your face looks like it has been hit by an ugly stick they show some mercy and sweep your mangled body to the ground.

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>OP
Seriously what a faggot. Always shit posting everyday because he thinks hes so special and wants to tell everyone his meaningless thoughts. OP always is a faggot and keeps fagging it up every single day. How can you even defend yourself being a faggot and all? Its like you have nothing better to do. When is OP going to realize that nobody cares and the only ones that do dont give 2 fucks about OP. Newsflash OP have sex.

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>>2093106
Smackdown of course

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>>2093106

>>2092652
Who?

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>>2092654

>>2092652
Because she's kind of hot and she is the female James Ellsworth.

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT

>>2092152

Don't worry you'll be the only one there

>tfw the generals don't last 2 days