>stevecucks say Austin was a bigger draw than Hulk or Rock
>the only PPV they were all on, Stevetty was sent to the midcard with one of Hogan's many jannettys whilst Hogan and Rock had the featured match.
Uh... am I missing something here? Explain this to me, Stevecucks.
>Hogankek has literally been seethin an steamin all day that biggest money godstin is the biggest draw of all time
ITT: we tell our stories having practiced wrestling professionally or just as playing
>be me
>10 years old autist
>big fan of John Cena
>book a match with my brother on top of our parents bed while they were out
>ring bell
>punch my 7 years old brother in the face
>he falls and I throw a leg drop on his chin
>his mouth's bleeding
>"finisher time"
>grab him and try an AA
>botch it completely and he falls straight up with back and head outta bed
>1, 2, 3!
>brother starts convulsing and cant speak anything
>i go to kitchen to get some bandaids (i was a kid)
>see metal chair
>"heel turn, bitch"
>mother comes and sees me mercilessly bashing a metal chair on my convulsing 7 years old brother
My streak is intact.
If throat thrust her desu
>10 years old
>try an AA
18+
>>2106301
I tried to lift my friend up for a german suplex (he's a fan of wrestling too) but instead I felt like my stomach was about to explode
He fucking sandbagged me
Name a better tag team
>>2106234
The Revival
The revival
/thread
Idc about their height.
Find me a better tag team that knows tag team wrestling currently
daisuke sekimoto is one of the worst wrestlers on the planet
you cant impress me with your 3 months into watching japanese wrestling takes
https://twitter.com/RealPaigeWWE/status/815983175117799424
SAY IT WITH ME /ASP/
MRS.
EL
PATRON
>>2106185
Isn't Del Rio married?
JUST
U
S
T
>>2106185
Why do women think those horrible fake nails look good?
The day wrestling was saved.
>>2106163
kys Shawn
>>2106163
Never understood why this was so devastating.
People get superkicked in the face almost every match
>>2106218
God clearly hates Bret Hart.
>debuts as Spanky, a happy-go-lucky young kid willing to humiliate himself and go to any length to get a WWE contract
>already fantastic on the mic, goes toe-to-toe with Cena in promos; already fantastic at telling a story, makes the audience invested in squash matches; already fantastic in the ring, can hold his own against Angle
>gets teamed with Paul London and given little mic time
>puts on great matches anyway, wins the Tag titles, and has a standout technical match against London on one episode of Smackdown
>turns heel and becomes ***THE*** Brian Kendrick
>God-tier gimmick, everyone loves it and he gets a near-main-event-level push but drugs fuck him over
>goes to TNA and does the exact opposite of what just worked so well for him, shedding his super egocentric heel persona for a laid-back, ego death, hippie face persona
>wins the X-Division title while cutting great promos materialism; does this all while wrestling without shoes
>returns to WWE as Punished Kendrick, a grizzled vet desperate for one last chance at greatness; subverts his old ***THE*** Brian Kendrick persona to highlight the stark contrast between eight years ago and today
>actually tells a fucking STORY with an actual ARC and CHARACTER while everyone else just does generic flippy shit; has a five-star match; literally makes people cry
Just how based can one man get?
Never forget
>>2106076
>has a five-star match
which one?
Never watched him wrestle
>>2106099
TBK vs. Ibushi at Cruiserweight Classic Quarterfinals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhM9f-EOod0
TBK vs. Nese and TBK vs. Mendoza are great too.
https://youtu.be/1db2tBpU_Ns
HUNTER HURT HELMSLEY BTFO
>>2105994
First what they said in TND
Now this
How will Triple "my balls are filled with the weak gender" H ever recover?
So as the Hardys heels or babyfaces?
>>2105994
How will the young cuck ever recover
Does Charlotte do this to rib the girls?
Also, post moar Charlotte wedgies!
based charlie
No, he does it because he is a vicious tranny.
>>2105951
I'm erect
Is this faggot going to be on RAW tonight now that football is over?
He won't be on Raw until after the college championship game.
>>2105910
He's waiting until every other show goes off the air
>>2105910
Isn't Michaels supposed to be there? If so, I'd say definitely.
>Dick little
>Still gets bitches
How does Seth do it?
>>2105894
He has a god tier body and is generally handsome.
>>2105894
He tries to fuck literally every girl he meets, chances are it will work once in a while.
Money and status
What got you into wrestling and why do you keep watching?
>>2105870
>why do you keep watching
haven't watched since summerslam, just come here to shitpost
Impressive stunts; wrestler wise, Taker and RVD
I don't
>>2105870
>wat got you in
Kane and Mankind
>why keep watch
AJ Styles and funposting
PTI Clone show coming to the network tonight.
>>2105786
it's gonna be shit since nobody in wrestling, especially JBL and Heyman, are capable of not burying whoever they share a screen with. And rosenberg is a mark for the business so he will just ''ha ha cool guys'' as they bury him, making a terrible product. PTI worked because Tony and Wilbon had good chemistry. This will go over about as good as the Heat dinner scene.
eww, the set's way too dark and the scroll should be on the right hand side. and why have a moderator? fucking horrible
dark set design too. fucking can't unsee
>peters heater's
>tfw to intelligent for RAM and Cuckdown
>tfw not intelligent enough for NJPW and NXT
What should I watch, lads?
>>2105772
watch deez nuts
*jiggles crotch*
suck iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
>watching anything other than LU
>>2105787
There really is no reason to watch anything else. LU has spoiled wrestling on me. Anytime I try to watch any other promotion, I'm thinking 'boy, I sure wsh I was watching LU instead. I barely got through the world of sport pilot because of it's total lack of imagination and uniqueness.
LU is the best wrestling show on TV and if anyone disagrees, see my attached image for proof that you're actually wrong.
Are ya ready for his big main event push tonight?
itt: things that will never happen
YO WTF
IS OP HHH
>>2105570
Wrestling Tropes you FUCKING HATE and hope fuck off
>Surprise roll up pin remains the most overpowered move in any wrestlers arsenal
>Get hot tag
>Comes out for 2 knockdowns then a slam
>Heel can literally only win by cheating
>Older wrestler comes out after a hiatus
>"YOU STILL GOTIT"
Fucking surprise roll ups man.
One each show, guaranteed.
Back body drop attempts that lead to the wrestler getting kicked to his face
>>2105416
>wrestler becomes heel
>suddenly friends with all the other heels
>wrestler becomes face
>suddenly friends with all the other faces