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>Ten days ago, during WWE’s Roadblock: End of the Line PPV, after Charlotte Flair made Sasha Banks tap out at the end of a 35-minute match, my friend leaned over to me and said, “That was the match of the year.”
>I was so wrapped up in it—in Sasha’s tears and Charlotte’s demonic grin, in the euphoric haze after a grueling and well-constructed iron-man match—I replied, “You’re totally right.”
Why are smarks so delusional?
https://theringer.com/the-2016-wwe-awards-d7a3570053ad
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>>2106764
You're also literally a smark
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>>Ten days ago, during WWE’s Roadblock: End of the Line PPV, after Charlotte Flair made Sasha Banks tap out at the end of a 35-minute match, my friend leaned over to me and said, “That was the match of the year.”
>>I was so wrapped up in it—in Sasha’s tears and Charlotte’s demonic grin, in the euphoric haze after a grueling and well-constructed iron-man match—I replied, “You’re totally right.”
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The ultimate cringe
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How does this image make you feel?
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This image will be iconic in a few decades once WWE goes bankrupt and people look back to find out why
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>>2106745
The Rise and Fall of WWE
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>>2106739
I feel nothing
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I'm at RAM LIVE TV tonight, any good signs I should make, lads?
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Eddie's in hell
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>>2106733
DICKS
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Raw game thread #1
Smug Looney Tunes edition
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First for /ourguy/
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>>2106724
>record low Jasethy
>literally killed wrestling
>/ourguy/
KEK
Based Hogan is /ourguy/ you spic
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>>2106735
this was the only time in my life I ever cheered for Hogan. Thank god he stopped triple h's face turn and title run
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YOU SEE SETH
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FACT OF THE MATTER IS THAT YOU'RE THE GREATEST WRESTLER AND THE BIGGEST DRAW IN THE HISTORY OF THIS BUSINESS
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IN THIS BUSINESS
TO BE THE MAN
YOU HAVE TO SLEEP WITH STEPHANIE
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>>2106706
SORRY SETH I GOT CARRIED AWAY TALKING ABOUT MYSELF AGAIN. ANYWAY, YOU SEE THE THING IS
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So what is Ryder gonna call his shining wizard?
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Shining Brozard
Shining Ryder
Shining Ryzard
Zack Wizard
Magic Killer
Nigger Nigger
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>>2106701
>Ryder won't come back with a white supremacist gimmick
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>>2106696
Looks less retarded. Nice maybe he just had a stupid gimmick.
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I'm 26 years old. Is Crossfit a meme? Will I get injuries if its the first time I do sport activity since high school? Should I do BJJ instead?
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>>2106684
Try it for yourself.
You're more injury prone in Crossfit than Bjj though.
X-fit girls are bulkier and fitter.
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>>2106754
I'm not a girl tho ;_; but I-I can p-pretend?
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qnjYyfkcaNI
All you need to know is in above video
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People actually enjoy watching this wannabe wrestler?
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>>2106616
Nope
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I'd love to know who, because not me.
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if you like any of the shield you are an autist
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Does any of you fucking faggots have scientific evidence that The UnderTAKER was not a draw?
Seems like it's just a vocal minority of RAWtists that are upset he went to the A+ Show Smack Down instead of RAM
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He's the only person along with Sid to main event two or more Wrestlemanias and never bring up the buyrate a single time. Except he was worse than Sid as he failed to do that in three different decades
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Read the second part of the Undercarder pasta, that part is mostly facts. The first part is memes
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Fuck off mark
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Did this feud ever have a promo?
Why was it so based?
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>>2106490
mike awesome v nakamura was better
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>>2106547
you mean tanaka, or am i getting worked?
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>>2106490
It did but not for the first 4 years or so. Promos started about the time the Unholy Aliance got together.
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B+ players who think they're A+ players but are eternally in the shadow of their peers
I'll start with the King of B+ Players
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Nash
Jericho
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i can't think of any besides Gaytch
most B+ players know their place and stay there like macho meme
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CM Punk
The Undercarder
Jericho
Seth
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>Never drew a dime
>Never the guy
>Only gets over by being a heel
>Not trusted enough to main event with Stone Cold without Benoit
>Supposed to be the Shawn Michaels of his era
>but he ended up never drawing, never being a consistent A+ player (closest was 2008-09)
>never seen as a tippy top guy
>couldn't follow Rock/Hogan
>failed in the Undisputed role
>never had a ***** match in his life
>has put on an underwhelming borefest at all but one WrestleMania he's ever done, when he was carried by Michaels
>smark-pandering cancer who just spouts meme catchphrases and doesn't even attempt to get booed
>whiny, politicking little bitch
>got BTFO by Lesnar
>got BTFO by Rob Van Dam
>the worst kind of narcissist--a mark for himself
>cares more about being a wannabe-rock star with his cringey band than being a wrestler
>wanted to change his based theme song to one of his awful band's songs and Vince told him no
>is an actual fucking shill
>Iiterally Reddit: the wrestler
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>>2106454
Hello Bill, good luck in the rumble
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Don't forget he botches
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>implying jerigoat doesn't draw dimes
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>Your arms are too short to box with god
What did God Punk mean by this?
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>>2106438
He meant that if this wasn't a wrestling match he would win easy.
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isn't rock like 5'8? kek how short is phil?
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>>2106446
6 ft 2 inches
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Why do smarks take everything this stuttering japanophile says as literal gospel?
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Wrestler respect and talk to him. Used to interview tons of famous one like Flair or Bret. That gave him credibility.
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Based Big Dick Meltzer working the marks
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>>2106387
They only talk to him to avoid the Jew shiv
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>the mere mention of CM Punk's name sends smarks into an autistic frenzy
>in the year 20 fucking 17
How does he do it lads? How can one man be so GOAT?
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He has about 37 years left to beat Hogan who has been working the smarks since his debut in 1977
don't like him at all but he's truly the GOAT worker
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He really is the best in the world.
SMARKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>smarks
So is the new canon now that smarks DON'T like CM Punk? I can't keep your Internet Wrestling Community fanfiction straight since you keep using the same villains for contradictory ends.