>It was announced earlier this week that Roman Reigns would defend his United States Championship in a two on one handicap match against Chris Jericho and Universal Champion Kevin Owens. In spite of this, however, according to Ringside News, there are still plans in place to make Roman Reigns a double champion. Roman Reigns, as of this moment, is being booked to take the Universal Championship off of Kevin Owens and he would defend that title at WrestleMania along with holding the United States Championship. His rumored opponent at WrestleMania 33 is Braun Strowman, but that has yet to be decided.
Buckle up, boys. We're in for an absolute stinker of a wrestlemania season this year. Fucking unbelievable.
>Ringside News
Why not post some SportsEntertainmentScoops while you're at it?
>>2129413
Well he's been fighting Owens or Jericho every week for about 2 months so he might as well just fight them both at the same time.
> Roman has beaten both Owens and Jericho multiple times
> Even when the other has interfered in the match
> Will now beat BOTH men to defend his US Championshop
And we're supposed to beliece Jericho needs to be in the shark cage at the Royal Rumble? Who books this shit?
Kenny will never go to the WWE. Pack it up
>>2129400
lil guy is scared he'll flop and with good reason cause that's most likely what would happen
stay in your baby leagues
What's he make in new Japan?
What kind of moron would turn down millions?
>>2129406
>implying Kenny would ever be put in a position to earn millions in WWE
>YA SEE MACHO MAN THE THING ABOUT YOU AND STEPHANIE IS
DAY IN DAY OUT
DEANKEK HAS AN I.Q of 10 AND STARTED WATCHING WRESTLING IN 2011. HE IS ALSO NEW TO THE OUTSIDE WORLD AND LIVES IN A BASEMENT IN MAINE
STEPHAHNIE DESERVES A REEEAAL MAN! YEAH! I AM THE KING OF MACHO, AND YOU ARE THE KING OF NOOOOOOOO DIIIIMES BROTHER, YEAH!
Why do you stupid faggots care so much about dimes?
You don't work for the wwe, you don't have any stock in it, nor do you even like it, so why do you give a fuck who draws and who doesn't?
What happened to just enjoying a wrestling match? If you hate wrestling so much why don't you get off your ass and go do something productive outside instead of shitposting why wrestling is bad and everyone can't draw a dime.
I'm an anon on the internet, so any insult you give me won't matter when the thread is archived anyways, so use your brain cells for once and give me a real response please. Don't waste your own or my time.
>>2128992
Gain height ya dwarf
>>2128992
It's a même you dumbfuck
Have sex
>>2128992
Ya seething
This is the dream match at mania this year
>Stamford wives wanting muh Cena/Taker
This would be the real goat and you all know it.
>dream match
For obese smarks
I want Styles vs Nakamura II
>>2128906
WWE's dream is to draw dimes, so no.
How would you book it /asp/ ?
Nakamura wins.
Nakamura loses.
>>2128887
Reigns wins.
This is what is wrong with women's wrestling. They can't stop fucking crying. Sasha Banks is such a fucking mark.
Girls like Trish Stratus, Stacy Keibler and Torrie Wilson were much better than these women """wrestlers"""" nowadays. Back then they combined sex appeal with wrestling resulting in huge draw. Now we just have ugly redditor SJW cunt botch machines who are their own biggest fans.
>>2128886
Because she isn't getting enough virgin semen to sustain her
>>2128886
She's so fucking ugly holy shit.
>royal rumble 2004 wasnt the best overall rumble ppv ever
>>2128805
never happened
2002 was the best ever.
2001
I know plenty of wrestling matches in the outlaws turned into shoots but has there ever been a WWE match that turned into a full blown shoot?
ryback shot on john cena which is why cenas elbow exploded and ryback got buried to superstars
>>2128767
SAUCE?
>>2128764
That one where Shawn held Bret down and shoot pinned him to screw him out of the title
>Bayley gets cucked out of her biggest superfan
RAM is the C show.
>>2128643
Why does that kid have a social media account? How disturbing.
>>2128643
Based Asuka
YELLOWED
Repackage him for his return.
>>2128507
Put him back in the fucking Wyatt family. No reason not to. Why must wwe factions now only have 3 people in them?
>>2128507
A guitar playing genious who solves puzzles offscreen.
A gay sex master
Which one?
This guy is so fucking ugly
>>2128462
He looks like a fucking fan on the left. Just a normal guy. Not a good look
>>2128466
He looks like an aging lesbian lol
>Cody
Why doesn't he just use "Cody Runnels" as a name?
>"Wrestling has more than one royal family"
Which "royal family" is he referring to? Flairs? Ortons?
>The American Nightmare
Why does his nickname need to be based on his dad's? Is that really his only defining thing about his character?
>>2128425
nice wooo thread faggot
>let's talk CAW
No thanks
>>2128425
There's one successful Flair ever so it's definitely not them. He's talking about the Harts
WWE went from having the best womens division they ever had to destroying it in less than a year.
And you know what dragged it to hell? Sasha and Charlotte w/ help from Dick Foley and Staph McMahon.
The Charlotte/Sasha feud is the most overrated, self-pandering, botch-fest, rivalry of the year and possibly in WWE history.
Sasha's talent has nosed-dived and crashed, botches everywhere, uninspiring canned promos, injury every 2 weeks. Why does this horse-faced troll get screen time?
Charlotte is good in the ring, but her promos are fucking awful. Just brutal. They took Dana away from her, which was a huge mistake. It doesn't help that she wrestled the Botchamania Queen herself, Sasha, 9001 times.
Then there is the cancer killing wrestling: Staph McMahon, every week screeching "Muh Womenz Revolution" while Foley is next to her, jacking off in that dirty flannel shirt of his. You then realize the womens revolution is nothing more than a political tool prove to everyone WWE is PC.
>>2128392
>best womens division they ever had
2002-2004 was better. Victoria, Gail Kim, Molly Holly etc. The current women haven't done anything as entertaining as Trish and Mickie's stalker angle either. There's like 3 good wrestlers on both rosters combined. The division is no better than before, just more forced and overpushed.
>>2128420
/thread
look at the bullshit happening right now.
Smackdown is about to trade the belt between two broads the exact same way and there are no legit contenders to add to competition.
it's over before it began
>>2128451
>Smackdown is about to trade the belt between two broads the exact same way
How so?
how can one man be so based?
>>2128351
My nigga Dave
It's seriously been 3 days and they're STILL seething.
*COUGH* Uhh y'know...