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ITT: Celebrity Wrestling Marks

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Comparing the Super Bowl to Wrestlemania:

> "Wrestlemania is the Super Bowl of wrestling. Royal Rumble is getting in -- winning the Royal Rumble is getting into the Super Bowl of wrestling. Screw the Super Bowl, we're talking about Wrestlemania. Super Bowl ain't got s--t on Wrestlemania. Wrestlemania is the biggest show on earth, the greatest show on earth, and I feel like everyone knows that. World-wide, its not even close. And I'm gonna main event that show, and it's because I won the Royal Rumble. That's why I'm here, to meet the fans and talk about that. Everyone congratulated me and they want me to beat John Cena, take the title, put the gold around my waist, and that's what I'm gonna do."

How important the young WWE Universe is to him:

> "It's one of the reasons I get up in the morning, it's one of the reasons I go in the ring and I fight so hard, the fans, may family, my kids. There are so many reasons to do what I do, and to do it to the best of my ability. Meeting the fans tonight, the thousands of fans -- I'm privileged, honored, and people say this all the time, if it wasn't for them I wouldn't be doing what I'm doing. But it's true."

If he plays the 'villain':

> "If they say I'm a villain then they probably know me. I got kids, when I see children and they're up past their bedtime waiting to meet me, with their parents, and they're worried about that line being cut, I'm like 'There's no way.' If those were my kids I would be devastated if their hearts were broken, so there is no way. I'll stay here till everybody is happy."

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Record-Turnout-in-DC-to-meet-a-WWE-SuperstarWashington-DC-412650093.html

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Women's wrestling has proven drawing potential. AJW did good ratings and drew crowds into the tens of thousands throughout the mid 80s-early 90s

You autists that love using le speech marks meme need to have sex. WWE realises now that women can draw and that they can't hold them back anymore. Accept it or forever hold your virginity.

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Was takin a break when the League of Nations was around. Why exactly did it fail? Was it bad writing?

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What does the swiss superman try to convey here ?

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This man calls your shitty indie flippy move a 'modified blue thunderbomb'

What do?

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Which current wrestlers would have been bullied if they wrestled back in the attitude era?

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This man is a national fucking treasue when has he ever not been good. He knows how to be one hell of a heel as well as a face he's literally a better version of Shawn Micheals. How many times has he reinvented his image to adapt to the crowd. How many guys in the business can manage to do what he has done as far as work ethic and he has no problem putting people over either. I hope they send him off with one last championship run

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How the fuck did Torrie Wilson get a starting contract of 200k a year?

All the other girls in WCW got 15k - 26k starting

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I'M HUNGRY

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>after their match at WM33
>Miz and Maryse ascend up the ramp in victory
>Nikki Bella crying in the ring, fans start to chant "Thank you, Nikki!" as it will be her last match ever.
>Cena who has been laying outside the ring after the countout loss comes up to console her
>Gets on one knee
>Pops the question
>Nikki says yes
>Crowd cheers
>They kiss and walk up the ramp holding hands

Would this be the greatest Wrestlemania moment of all time? How hard would you mark and cry?

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Kevin Nash on The Rock
>gay
>got divorced
>#1 guy in Hollywood for 10 years but never got a picture taken with a broad
Is Kev bitter or the only one with a clue who isn't afraid to speak out?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hV0wis0Xk0

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Is he /ourguy/?

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>says it's complete bullshit when some old guy comes back and takes the spotlight away from someone who's actually been working and is part of the product, taking an undeserved spot just because of their name
>his first match in UFC involved him taking the spot of someone younger who had been working for that spot and deserved it, just because of his name

Do you think he even realizes how much of a hypocrite he is?

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Could Ryder turn on Mojo and allign with the Miz? I really want the Miz to have an entourage and this Ryder, Dolph and maybe Tye would be perfect.