YOU KNOW THEY SAY THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL, BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT SAMOA JOE AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE. SEE, NORMALLY IF YOU GO ONE ON ONE WITH ANOTHER WRESTLER, YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25%, AT BEST, AT BEAT ME. THEN YOU ADD KURT ANGLE TO THE MIX, YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN. SEE THE 3 WAY, AT SACRIFICE, YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING, BUT I, I GOT A 66 AND 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING, BECAUSE KURT ANGLE KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY!
SO SAMOA JOE, YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE, MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT AN 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING, IF WE WAS TO GO ONE ON ONE, AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 PER CENTS, I GOT 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE. SEE JOE, THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE, AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT SACRIFICE.
#based
What a promo
>>2236746
>SMALL JOE
Fixed
>Joe won the match
What did he mean by that?
Should Miz get the IC title back? Should he be given a run with the world title?
No because the main event scene is currently on fire in terms of athletic ability in the matches
AJ styles has been carrying smackdown to 4 star matches every single PPV
Miz would just drag the match quality down with his old school le classic heel tactics with his wife
>>2236722
this is in response to the world title
He's a SS tier midcard guy though
Miz should never win another title again in his fucking life.
ITT: wrestlers you hope suffer a career-ending and potentially life threatening injury.
>>2236658
Please start wrestling op
dude you need a better life if you're wishing death on someone you've never met literally every day
>>2236658
Le edgy xD
Jeff Hardy make more bitches wet
>>2236583
ask Pat Patterson
>>2236592
Honestly this.
He made me truly appreciate the male body and face as a child
The New Beginning in Sapporo just started.
Watch:
NJPW World (English Commentary): http://njpwworld.com/lp/l_live_87_1
NJPW World (Japanese Commentary): http://njpwworld.com/lp/l_enlive_88_1
>HirCHOKi Goto vs. CJ fucking Parker
What the fuck happened to my beloved NEVER Title?
>>2236571
At least CJ is decent now with all the training he did in the dojo. Be glade Goto isn't wrestling Cody
>>2236562
Yes thank you OP.
The GOAT of GOATS
>>2236434
BASED
wtf I hate AJ now!
well its his state team so meh
>>2236500
Sounds like you don't want none
I'll start with an easy one
Roman winning at Royal Rumble 2015
>>2236395
WM 31
Wrestlemania 33 when Roman beats Crock and Oldberg
prove me wrong
>>2236379
meant to say "always" not also
>>2236379
The majority of faces should, but heels that are over should get a win or two.
>>2236381
sup paul!
>hypocrite wins at wm18
>hypocrite wins at wm25
ITT: wrestlers you hope never suffer a serious injury and live long, happy lives.
>at least a dozen more championships, another record or two, and a spot waiting for him in the HoF
Anyone else think Owens turning on Jericho has the potential to be the most devastating scenes in years?
If they have Owens go berzerk and just ravage him it would be even better.
>>2236173
Tears inducing is highly likely
>>2236173
It might just be enough to salvage Oreowens
>>2236173
Owens is best when he's playing a deplorable piece of shit.
Who's going over?
Based Big Match Pats
Cheatriots win, big league
Pats 21-10
Post em I could use a good laugh
Well Dad, you've been out of my life for 5 years and I don't miss you, and I'm glad the bus didn't miss you either. RIP
>>2235998
I THOUGHT ANON
HAD POTATOES
my dick might be small but it sure is skinny
What does /asp/ think of WWE 2K17?
Sold it, total buggy af. Not worth $10
I'm waiting to download it like I did for the last ones
>>2235976
garbage video game
you can squeeze some fun out of it if you play with friends, but that pretty much applies to everything
HEH, HEH, HEH, HEH, OH!
OH, IT'S TIME TO DRAW THE VIEWS!
THIS TIME I'LL HAVE THE DIMES
RIGHT NOW I OWN THE MERCH SALES
I GOT THE VIEWERS ON THEIR TV'S
THAT'S CUASE I GET DOWN!
This bitch may have drawn some dimes but could never grow a neck.
>>2235967
Ruthless agression was better.
I still remember jerking it to that episode where Vince made her strip and bark like a dog
How do you feel about WWE Superstars referencing sports?
>>2235641
I'd rather fuck Brady
Pointless, makes no difference and alienates the majority of the none americans
>>2235641
sports shouldn't exist in our mandrama universe