> WWE Champion John Cena lost to No. 1 Contender Randy Orton
> WWE Universal Champion Kevin Owens lost to Braun Strowman via disqualification
> WWE Intercontinental Champion Dean Ambrose lost to AJ Styles
> WWE United States Champion Chris Jericho lost to Sami Zayn
> WWE Raw Women's Champion Charlotte Flair pinned by Bayley (for a third time)
> WWE Smackdown Women's Champion Alexa Bliss pinned by Naomi (for a third time)
> WWE Raw Tag Team Champions Gallows and Anderson beaten by Sheamus, Cesaro and Bayley in the same match as above
That's right, all of this has happened in just TWO days! Two shows! This is the reason why we don't have memerable title reigns any more, it's shit like this. Out of 8 champions on Raw and Smackdown only American Alpha ended the show without a loss and they didn't even have a match!
And I know some beta is going to say "NXMeme" because he can't have an original thought, but at least NXT know how to book champions. Bobby Roode - I can't remember the last time he lost in NXT, Asuka - undefeated, Authors of Pain - undefeated.
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>>2237580
i hate non-title matches. if your a champion and you lose you should automatically lose the title
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>>2237580
Why do you still watch this garbage? Their idea of building a feud is having the wrestlers wrestle each other 12 times.
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>>2237588
the brand split isn't helping. the roster is so thin between both shows that feuds go on for months
Triphammer (ID: !FACeqETVdA)
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>Roman injures Jasethy so he won't ruin WWE and drop the ratings
>Roman injures Wade Barrett on the pre-show and gives The Miz a steel chair so he can end his awful face run
>Roman gives Sheamus and Orton steel chairs so they turn on Big Show instead of the other way around
>Roman interferes and gives Ryback the win
>Roman interferes and helps Kane to a gym while injuring Bryan for life, while then injuring Ziggler so he wont cash in MITB
>Roman injures Redditcho so Fandango wins by referee stoppage
>Roman gives Jack Swagger the win and then Roman takes Del Rio to build the wall
>Roman ends Undercarder and Phils careers, and he also puts Paul Mememan through a table
>Roman interferes in the Triple H and Brock match
>gives Brock the win so Gaytch is retired
>Roman then spears Brock through the announce table
>lastly, Roman interferes in Cena vs Rock and spears them both and takes the WWE Championship and the show ends
>cuts shoot promo on NYC/NJ and shits on everyone who lives there
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>>2237576
2/10, trying way too hard
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>>2237576
Have sex
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Lets cut a promo /asp/
I'll start
YOU SEE SEFF
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>>2237550
Gb2wooo
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>>2237550
THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS......
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WHAT?
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FLABSUKA BTFO
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>that pathetic jump
Kek two 300lbs fucks are in better shape than fatsuka
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Who has a bigger belly? Fatsuka or the guy on the right?
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>>2237493
Did they?
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I'll start
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>>2237490
Do fanfics count?
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>>2237491
Was this made by ZachHelms?
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>>2237491
Why not
Anonymous
Matches that are pretty standard but you really like 2017-02-05 04:44:11 Post No.2237457
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Matches that are pretty standard but you really like
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>that hot as fuck crowd for Cena
>that title fight atmosphere
>that rap before the match
>big show still being taken as a threat
>that ending
>based show giving cena the rub
>a new star is born
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>>2237457
THE day wrestling was hung, drawn and quartered
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Beeg vs Sheamus Hell in a Cell 2012
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MotN
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/asp/ Reshuffle's the Announcers 2017-02-05 04:44:11 Post No.2237456
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/asp/ Reshuffle's the Announcers
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Simple thread, just give me you thoughts on who should be the announcers for each show:
> Raw
> Smackdown Live
> 205 Live
> NXT
> Unnamed UK Show
> Dual Branded PPVs
> Unused and Let Go from the Tables
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Graves and Tom Phillips
JBL and Mauro
Graves, Mauro and Austin Aries
Nigel and Tom
Don't care
Mauro, Graves and JBL
RIP Cole, Byron and Otunga
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>>2237456
> Raw
Corey Graves and Tom Phillips.
Both guys were great on NXT together but have now been seperated which is a shame. They could be the next JR and King if they were put together.
> Smackdown Live
Michael Cole and Mauro Ronallo.
Other than the "SEETHING", I don't mind Cole when he's put with people who can actually talk at the table (unlike JBL). There's no rule that there needs to be a colour commentator.
> 205 Live
Corey Graves and Mauro Ronallo
I actually find Austin Aries boring and adds nothing to the show, other than that it's fine as is. Just listen to all the blank spots in the show and le "thumb to the eye" maymay.
> NXT
Percy Watson and Tom Phillips
People have been quick to judge Percy, but he's in developmental, so he's actually where he needs to be.
> Unnamed UK Show
Nigel McGuiness and William Regal
Got to keep this show 100% British, it wouldn't sound right with an American at the table with McGuiness.
> Dual Branded PPVs
Both Raw and Smackdown tables combined.
Having 4 people at the table makes more sense at the bigger shows that just another Smackdown, it would give it a bigger feel.
>> Unused and Let Go from the Tables
JBL, David Otunga & Austin Aries.
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>>2237471
Michael cole & mauro would be great if cole was heel again and it was just mauro doing play by play.
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U G L Y
bitch got a belly!
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Jokes on you I like fat girls
My favorite jav girl is shizuko fujiki, check her for flab
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>>2237603
OH DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM BOI
SHE THICC
THAT THICCNESS
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>>2237604
GLORIOUS
What does /asp/ think of Corny? More importantly, are you guys the kind of cocksuckers that legit believe Russo's version of history over Corny's?
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>>2237390
>More importantly, are you guys the kind of cocksuckers that legit believe Russo's version of history over Corny's?
Frankly they're both probably exaggerating. There's gonna be truth and fiction in both their version of events.
That said, at least Russo wants to bury the hatchet while Cornette is just a bitter old man
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His Wrestlemania X8 card prevents me from taking him seriously
>For the WCW and WWE Championships Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Mick Foley
>Undertaker vs. Terry Funk
>Ric Flair vs. Vince McMahon (If Flair wins, he gets Eric Bischoff for 5 minutes. If Vince wins, Flair's gone forever.)
>The Rock vs. Sting
>WWE and WCW Tag Team Unification Match
Road Warriors vs. Dudley Boyz
>Hulk Hogan w/ Jimmy Hart vs. Dusty Rhodes w/ Jim Cornette
>Ladder Match, Edge and Christian vs. Jerry Lynn and Nova
>Big Show and Kane vs. Steiner Brothers
>Dustin Rhodes and Jeff Jarrett vs. Hardy Boyz
>Battle of the Thrillseekers (Chris Jericho vs. Lance Storm)
>60 Minute Iron Man Match (Chris Benoit vs. Kurt Angle)
>Six Man Tag
>The Radicalz (Eddy, Saturn, Malenko) vs. Rey Mysterio, Chavo Guererro and Chris Candido with Sunny.
>Brock Lesnar vs. Bam Bam Bigelow
>Rhyno vs. Kevin Nash
>Battle Royal with
Steve Blackman
Al Snow
D'Lo Brown
Justin Credible
William Regal
Bill Demott
Balls Mahony
DDP
RVD
Bull Buchanon
Kanyon
Harris Boys
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>>2237397
fuckin hell this whole card is a mess
I know why he thinks it's amazing, but that's solely in his world where closed fists expose the business
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It's Sunday
You know
what
that
means
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>>2237330
you jobbing to bray?
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WWE writers are thinking about how they are going to bring down the company this week?
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>>2237345
>believing that individual writers have any stroke
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would big daddy cool have been more over if he was shirtless/wore trunks like other big guys?
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>>2237192
>Undertaker - pants/shirt or
>Kane - Singlet
>Sid - Trunks
>Adam Bomb - Singlet
>Big Show - Singlet
>Gonzalez - Body suit
What "other big guys?" I'm sure I'm missing a handful of his contemporaries, but the point is made.
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>>2237222
well I kind of just meant top guys/faces of a company. to be fair though, none of those literal big guys mentioned were really a draw as champion or even had a run
I was thinking more of
Hogan
Rock
Austin
Flair
etc.
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>>2237192
Should of wrestled in a speedo
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How does Punk feel about this?
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>>2237183
He would feel betrayed if they were still gay for each other.
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Probably furious. CM Punk has serious issues though, not even trying to meme here.
He literally cut off contact to his best friend because he dared talk to people he doesn't personally get along with.
That's why I can't see his marriage lasting. As soon as AJ talks to the wrong person, it's fucking divorce-ville .
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>>2237183
He's SEETHING.
Also, who's going over?
Anonymous
NEGATIVE HUDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DIMES 2017-02-05 11:20:42 Post No.2237054
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NEGATIVE HUDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DIMES
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What was the point of this?
Really tickles the old noddle
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To be fair, this does mean Paul has drawn at least 144,000 dimes.
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>If Dwayne can do it I can too, I'm just as big of a star as him!
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>$3,000,000 budget
>$14,400 box office
>.005% return on investment
So this is why HHH is so jealous of the Rock.
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>U MAD WYTE BOI?
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TRUTHED
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>>2236770
Nah I feel sorry that he's with a bitch that ugly
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Fucking gross. Why do most white American women look disgustingly inbred? Sage
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Looking at this match 3 times already i can say it was the best match from the RR weekend.
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>joe buck vs some gay spic stripper
Nah, I'll finna pass on this one
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>>2236803
>joe buck
kek, i see it now
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Everybody who knew what they were talking about picked this as the sleeper match of the weekend.
It's a shame it was so short.