Why do women pretend they like football bros?
>bell
piss off leaf
>>2238440
Attention
Attention. Same reason they pretend to like any male-centric hobby.
why is the WWE championship belt so fucking ugly now compared to belts of the past? Inb4 muh branding.
>>2237986
I'm used to it now. It still looks like a meaningful title.
Now the universal title...
That CAW shit will not look good on anyone, not even Roman.
>>2237993
It will fully fit Roman. Pajeet title.
>>2238009
WWE Champion fits him 100x better. Uni title doesn't even fucking mean anything after pudgyboi's reign so far
Was he the best monster heel ever?
"no"
>>2237938
No Kane is.
Though Umaga was a really great monster heel, he made Rusev and Joe look like puppies.
I remember feeling sorry for any low crader facing Umaga.
hall of pain mark henry
she's apparently going to retire after wrestlemania. i'll miss her ass
>>2237549
Will the feud with Natalya drag on until then or will she retire in a multi-women clusterfuck in the pre-show like her sister?
My god how badly does she want to marry Cena so that he can take care of her?
>dat cellulite
if so, who should it be against?
>>2237419
They should go through with a Roman heel turn and have him retire Rocky.
(then when the deluded smarks suddenly like Roman cause he turned heel turn him face again and have him carry the company for 7-10 years)
it's going to be Reigns 100%
>>2237426
Based Big Dog
Miz... you come out here with your gay hair... well... ur gay! LOL XD *rock bottoms miz and kisses his gf*
Big Show... I stole the royal rumble from you and you lost and I won because you have a stupid haircut...bitch. LOL! *knocks out big show with a chair*
IF YA SMEEEEEEEE-
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU SMELL! *pulls out an AK47 and mows down the front row of the crowd*
LOL xD I'm going to the SMACKDOWN HOTEL to fuck John Cena's mom in the pussy with my DICK! bye guys! *leaves for 10 years* *remaining crowd goes wild* *youtube clip gets 90 million views*
>>2236612
>remaining crowd goes wild
thats all that matters
rocky could go out there and say wrestling is for fat losers and he only comes back for the money and they'd chant his name by the end of the promo
>>2236612
Rock really knew how to sell a promo. Who outmatches him?
>>2236627
>>2235581
No Cena haters here
is there a list of draws?
anything i try to find on the internet gives me money made throughout their lives, including movies and stuff
>cena haters
The only cena haters left are middle aged """""men"""" who scream into a webcam for an hour and get angry at a scripted fake fighting childrens TV show. Everyone else realizes he's up there with Hogan/Austin/Rock
matches that happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufbUS37ViGg
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xrpthr_bash-at-the-beach-1999-dean-malenko-vs-david-flair-with-torrie-wilson_sport
kevin nash vs terry funk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JGtd4n62WU
>>2235539
>ECW tapping out to Cena
There's a reason I wanted to forget this
WWE is the best anime. Anime crossover thread.
>>2226394
Official game thread
So how happy ate you guys that Sethetty will not be on raw tonight ?
I am very happy
And who hyped for Brock vs Joe which is now a possibility ?
Prepare yourselves.
> YOU SEE SEFF....
HE'S A FAT SUNVA BITCH
> Samoa Joe officially signs his Raw contract on the opening of Raw
Gee, another Raw opening with Steph and / or Mick out there. I think I can pass this one.
I got a feeling that Ramen is about to interrupt that shit
Tonight, Raw is in my hometown so Im wondering anons if you have any tips on meeting the wrestlers after the show or any experience you could share.
if you go to Dennys you might be able to fuck Charlotte
stay the whole show on the backstage area
>>2240566
Not had any experiences of meeting wwe wrestlers at shows I've been to. But I have shared a few joints with a bunch of RoH wrestlers at a PWG show in Preston UK one time when they had a RoH V PWG weekender a few years ago.
Pic related
> Dude weed
Hey /asp/, explain to me why this guy is not the most over wrestler in the world right now? All you have to do is look at the Royal Rumble to see how over he is. The major that came out of the rumble wasn't Cena winning the WWE title, it wasn't Owens Retaining, it wasn't Goldberg bitching out Lesner again, it wasn't Randy Orton winning the Rumble, it was Roman fucking Reigns entering at 30 and getting massive heel heat. That was what everyone was talking about.
You marks talk about how you hate and despise Reigns, yet he at least gets a strong reaction every time he walk out. Who has ever got such a strong heel reaction in the last 15 years? WWE is working you. Roman is a defacto heel. Why do you think they sent him out at 30? Because they know you marks would rain the heat on him.
And give the guy a break. He has been busting his ass off and when it is time for him to go, he puts on amazing matches. I cannot wait for him to defeat Undercarder at Mania and soak the nuclear heat he will get from the smarks. Once he does, he will morph into his final form, and become legend. .
>>2240544
>wreddit copypasta
Come on son.
>>2240544
Too handsome for fat male fans.
>>2240546
That's all these losers do, copy posts from wreddit and /wooo/ then bring it back here. Unfortunate for us, wreddit and /wooo/ are well-moderated boards so their garbage goes unchecked here.
what is he trying to accomplish with this mid life crisis gimmick?
Paige is half his age, worse case scenario he nutted in her a couple times life well lived
>>2240361
https://twitter.com/vivadelrio/status/816062854457593856
>39 years old
>>2240352
>making a fan twitter solely based on a single wrestler
Does autism know no bounds?
>>2240352
>there are people on this board who think Meltz is wrong
>>2240352
>Carmella fan 4 life
The only person on Twitter that could possibly be more pathetic than le meltz