Based Corbin working the stylists
>>2240085
his hair is a shoot
>>2240057
> hes never watched mullet era WWF
Literally 18+
HBQueer was still rocking the mullet in 94
>Dated a pornstar
>Has a sponsorship with porn company
>Married to a hot brit
>Cucks Johnny Gargano whenever he and Candice La Rae are booked together
>Has a great moustache
Is he /ourguy/?
which pornstar? there are a lot of trash pornstars.
>>2240054
>>Dated a pornstar
Not even difficult to do these days if you live in a capital.
>>Has a sponsorship with porn company
Porn companies have been fighting to find non-porn sponsorships for years. Nothing special.
>>Married to a hot brit
Am British. Not that hard to marry a Brit.
>>Cucks Johnny Gargano whenever he and Candice La Rae are booked together
Don't know who either of these people are. To be fair I don't even know the person you linked.
>>Has a great moustache
Nah.
>>2240089
>Getting worked this hard by Big Dick Joey
>implying Mattitude era Hardy wasn't the GOAT gimmick
>that media player
goat as fuck
>>2240039
>>that early 2000 video display
remember watching videos on my Gateway pc. FUCK IM OLD!
ITT: wrestlers you hope suffer a career-ending and potentially life threatening injury
>>2240449
Explain what?
How to make this great again?
My ideas:
>redo the whole commentary from ground up with Corey and Mauro
>drop PS3/X360 support for muh graphics
>get rid of PS2 tier glitches
>GM Mode with draft and ratings competition
>more match types
>special matches like #1 contender, loser leaves Raw/Smackdown, retirement match etc
>Elimination Chamber entrances
>HCTP-style career with modern touch and the ability to customize the roster
>proper weight detection
>8 wrestlers in the ring at the same time
>custom music uploading
>more stuff from Ruthless Aggression Era
>make the title belts look better and more accurate
>crawling to the ropes to break a submission
>more major reversals
>improved AI
>Kurt fucking Angle
>Get SmackDown vs RAW 2007, 2008 or 2009
>Learn how to make a good wrestling game.
>>2239989
Decent.
Also,it'll be good if the PC version is released the same date as the other platforms.
>>2239989
They should separate the modern game from the legends game. They could alternate each year, with the off year used for releasing DLC for the respective game.
I want a legends game with a different fleshed out theme every two years.
Also, create a card/PPP like No Mercy.
Who are some WWE personalities that you would not mind seeing suffer a potentially life threatening injury in the ring?
>>2239872
hey hunter
Isis Bin Laden deserves nothing but death
>>2239889
Agree. This faggot is making me skip entire raws.
(INTRO: *DOG GROWLING*)
RISE ABOVE ALL
ITS MY TIME TO SHINE
LEAVE ALL THOSE WHO OPPOSE BEHIND
ONE VS ALL IN THE END I'LL BE THE ONE LEFT STANDING
CHORUS
IT'S ONE VS ALL
ONE VS ALL
ONE VS ALL
ONE VS ALL
(BIG DOG)
VERSE 2
ALL ALONE IN THE DARKNESS
DOG EAT DOG WORLD
I'M THE BIG DOG
YOU WILL GO DOWN WITH ONE SUPERMAN PUNCH
VEST I CARRY SAVES MY LIFE
I HUNT FOR PREY IN THIS SEA OF SHEEP
(CHORUS)
VERSE 3
NEVER MIND THE HATERS
I WILL CONQUER THEM ALL
WATCH AS I DEFEAT EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU
THERES NO HOLDING ME BACK
I'M THE BIG DOG HUNTING FOR FRESH BLOOD
STEP UP TO ME AND YOU WILL BE KNOCKED DOWN FOR THE 3 COUNT IT'S ONE VS ALL
(CHORUS)
Literally the saddest post I've ever seen on internet. Seek help
>>2239840
roman reigns should using HBK's theme because we all know that he's the real sexy boy
Cringe
Why does the commentary team always hype up this shit tier family?
Only 3 of them have ever been main eventers and the rest are glorified jobbers.
Because the family has run the business and kept it alive in Polynesia for generations the same way the Hart's ran Canada.
>>2239839
>One GOAT
>two decent ones
>the rest are absolute shite
really made me think
>>2239839
Reminder that "blood brothers" is not a thing and Rock isn't related to any of these Anoa'i no-draws.
So, Muppets are real in the WWE Universe?
The WWE universe is the only reality that can walk both planes
>that one time Miss Piggy gave John Morrison a blowjob backstage on Raw
>>2239757
>why don't people like sheamus dammit
Gee Vince, I wonder why.
Vince is a geniu-
Vince is a geniu-
You can basically post every idea he's ever had that wasn't Rock 'n' Wrestling.
>in 10 years you will have to hear this every week from Michael Cole
>And here's Triple H making his way to the ring. Besides being the co-owner of the WWE, he also has main evented more Wrestlemania's then any superstar in history and is a 16 time world champion, tied with the great Ric Flair and John Cena. He is also known for his stable "D-Generation X" which was the turning point of the Monday Night Wars and also as the leader for the iconic stable "Evolution". He is the only four time Hall of Famer in WWE history
How does this make you feel?
>>2239283
Well he's the GOAT so I don't really mind him getting the recognition he deserves
>>2239283
paul get off /asp/ and stop vince from scheduling anything that has to do with roman reigns
Cole is apparently looking for a backstage role already, so...
thoughts?
according to Scott Hall, Macho man was always nervous around girls and would vent to him at bars why he couldn't get as many rats as him
I don't think he did, Savage not coming back to me is more because Vince felt betrayed how he left more than anyone. He was setting him up to be in the "Pat Patterson" role and to be his right hand man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LvzUYXJo74
He wasn't even on the Savage documentary after he died
hell yeah he did. He poped her cherry when she was 13.
Based savage working statutes
Where did it all go wrong?
>>2238914
where he didn't lose weight
I see his last two appearances were jobs on Main Event. Here's hoping this turd is never pushed again.
>>2238914
When Vince let R-Truth end his undefeated streak.
What do /asp/ies think?
Fag shirt
Fag model
Fag (You)
>>2238896
>Fucking normie kill yourself reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>2238896
Holy hell that is a terrible, faggy shirt that only a 6XL neckbeard could wear
I started following Eva Marie on Snapchat and it's pretty much obvious by this point that she's never coming back to the WWE.
Just fuck my shit up.
press f to pay respects
good riddance
How did you not know that
If she "comes back" she still never gets in ring anyway with her based gimmick