GOAT tag team?
I wanted Ishii's partner to be TACOS but I guess this is alright too.
Not like it's gonna matter in another week's time.
>>2243945
Who
>>2243954
Guys who've been wrestling for longer than you've been alive.
self explanatory
>>2243928
i remember loving the top 10s they made for Machinima back in the day. Do they do wrestling stuff now?
>>2243952
Yes! They release plenty of wrestling content. I listen to these guys at work w/ my headphones on and they're great!
>>2243928
>two old has-been
no
JUST
probably this will be the shittiest main event this year i don't like fat oreoman but fossil sucks too
>Can you guys photoshop my beard too? You don't need to change the color though. Maybe just make it thicker.
https://twitter.com/FightOwensFight/status/828830882790154241
Based Fatass working the old bald fuck and the WWE staff into a shoot
>the state of ram
Imagine how much it makes Jericho seethe that Goldberg can come back and be the most over guy in WWE
Meanwhile Jericho shills WWE 24/7 and hes been a mid card comedy act most his career
>>2243839
Imagine how much it makes Goldberg seethe that Jericho could actually kill him, give the chance.
>>2243839
>mfw Goldberg gets slapped up like a bitch backstage
Face the facts, Deaniacs... Ambrose will never EEEEEEEEEVER be WWE Champion again.
>>2243781
Wat u mean?
>>2243781
You never know. Randy and AJ could get hurt. Cena could leave for a bit. Bray could have a bad run as champ.
>>2243781
>One of the most protected characters on the roster
>Not being champion again, at any point
What did she mean by this?
Really makes ya think.
Leave WWE to join his cousins Tama Tonga and Tanga Roa in NJPW
>>2243747
>Leave WWE
He's likely blacklisted everywhere else on account of him being literally unable to get over.
There's probably a huge photo of him with the text "DO NOT HIRE" hanging in every promoter's office.
Who's in between Roman and Karl?
>>2243762
Michael Mcgillicutty
>>2243721
Hi phil
>>2243721
>jews are nice to other jews
Made me think a lot about a lot of things.
>>2243721
What did (((Meltzer))) and (((Brooks))) mean by this?
Can someone explain why NXT has such old fucking champs? They're supposed to be developmental, seems like the old guys should be able to get over, or put younger guys over, without the belts
>Finn Balor = 35
>Samoa Joe = 37
>Nakamura = 36
>Bobby Roode = 39
I don't regularly watch, are the young guys really that bad?
It's a Gaytch vanity project
>the #1 Contender for the main title on the A-show is 50
>>2243887
The difference is that doesn't facade as developmental, though.
He wasn't bashing old people wrestling, just pointing out the contradiction of people past their primes doing so in a show labeled "developmental".
I agree with him. At this point they should buckle and introduce a midcard title for the actual aspiring talent to shoot for as the old fucks try to draw in the main event.
>two part timers will main event wrestle mania in a squash match for the belt because they both can't go for longer than two minutes
Why?
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
>Brock can't go longer than two minutes
HiAC 2015 vs Taker was LITERALLY WWE MOTY
>>2243690
Not even the best Lesnar match that year
>Butt "The Shitman" Fart
BBGWTMAATY
epic thread my friend xD
>GOAT
>Biggest Draw ever
>Designed the best selling T shirt of all time
>Came up with his own gimmick after WWF give him the ringmaster
>Face of the biggest wrestling boom the world will ever see
>Got divorced three times but kept all his money
>Took the belt of Shawn "record low ratings" Michaels and saved the company
>God tier mic worker
>So beloved as a face turning heel kills the business
>Wrestled in the best match in Wrestlemania history
>Surpassed Hogan after being fired by WCW
>So good he managed to get Dude Love over
>So good he managed to get Rocky Malvia over
>So good he managed to get HHH over
>Got the biggest pop of all time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KybuIy0wKXk
>Made being bald cool
>Greatest WWF champion of all time
>Works the smarks
>Works the marks
>Works the anti-smarks
>Worked Roddy Piper to a early grave
>Got the biggest pop at WM 32
>Headlined the greatest Wrestlemania in history
>Wrestled in the highest rated Raw segment in history
>Headlined the most bought summerslam ever
>Carried Invasion 2001 to 700k buys
>Had the balls to tell Vince to go fuck himself and took his ball home
>Vince begged him to come back months later
>One time he carried Brian Pillman to a world championship
>Worked Jeff Jarret
>Worked Billy Gunn
>Worked Road Dog
>Worked Debras skull
>Net worth is over $45 million
>Good friends with The Rock
>Good friends with Kevin Nash
>Hosts his own network podcast and says what he wants without any fear
>Only wrestler who has given the President of the United States his finisher
>shows how a white man plays the guitar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kptyS_-bqOI
>Lives a comfortable life on his huge ranch in Texas while Hogan needs to leak his own sex tape to make ends meet
>had to get his neck broke by Owen friggin Hart in order to get over
>>2243624
he got the biggest pop at summerslam 97
18+
>>2243626
you are correct, that posnap crackle and pop when his spinal column dislodged itself was tremendous.
I'm gonna go ahead and guess that it's because "Elimination Chamber" has some dark connotations in German history.
tl;dr: some Jews got worked.
>>2243608
Muh holohoax i guess
Oy vey! Using the word chamber is antisemitic !
Road to the New Beginning
Who do you think is picking up the wins tonight?
>Road to...
you lost me
>>2243446
MUH OUTRAW PERUWRESINGU
Fuck off back to wew
>>2243450
>SEETHING
NJPW Road to The New Beginning - Day 6 starts soon.
Japanese commentary: http://njpwworld.com/lp/l_live_89_1
English commentary: http://njpwworld.com/lp/l_enlive_90_1
Card:
>Henare vs. Tomoyuki Oka
> Hirai Kawato and YOSHITATSU vs. Satoshi Kojima and Yuji Nagata
>Hiroyoshi Tenzan, Jushin Thunder Liger & Tiger Mask IV vs. Suzukigun (Takashi Iizuka, TAKA Michinoku & Taichi)
>Katsuyori Shibata, Togi Makabe, Tomoaki Honma, Juice Robinson & KUSHIDA vs. CHAOS (Hirooki Goto, Will Ospreay, YOSHI-HASHI, Gedo & Jado)
>CHAOS (Kazuchika Okada, Tomohiro Ishii, Toru Yano, Rocky Romero & Beretta) vs. Suzukigun (Minoru Suzuki, Lance Archer, Davey Boy Smith Jr., Yoshinobu Kanemaru & El Desperado)
>Michael Elgin, Hiroshi Tanahashi, Manabu Nakanishi, Ryusuke Taguchi & Dragon Lee vs. Los Ingobernables de Japon (Tetsuya Naito, Hiromu Takahashi, SANADA, EVIL & BUSHI)
Why does Tenzan still have that haircut
Looks like Kushida is trying to move up to heavyweight
This thread is dead
>Shave Dash bald and have Revival join The Club so New Day can make cringe tier jokes about it
>calls them up to RAW
>>2243341
Implying Smackdown is any better. Crews, AA and Breeze are proof of its equally shitty booking
>>2243347
Crews & Breeze were dead in the water long before the draft.
At least American Alpha have titles.