>Put all your main/mid carders in a single main event
>Put all your tag teams in a single match
What the flying fuck is going on here? This is happening in 5 days.
Surely there will be other matches, r-right guys?
>>2244592
With who in them?
Dolph Ziggler and Kalisto w/ Apollo Crews might happen, but who the fuck wants that shit?
>Harper/Orton is going to be added.
>A Ziggler match against Kalisto or Crews is probably gonna be added.
>They could make Ambrose pull double duty and defend the IC title too if they really wanted to, not like he hasn't done it before.
I fail to see an issue here.
ITT: We think of ways how to get Roman over with the fans.
Hard Mode: Don't make him heel
NIGHTMARE MODE: Don't have him disappear for more than two months.
>>2244565
have him come out wearing The Rock's ring attire and speaking the way The Rock does. Have Phillips give him a backstage interview a couple weeks asking him why hes copying The Rock and he gives an answer with "Are you accusing The Big Dog of copying anyone else? Nah, you better check yourself into the SmackDown Hotel, because The Big Dog isnt letting you back onto my show."
The only time I remember Reigns being somewhat over was in the very beginning of his program with Bray that got cut short due to injury. So have him lose his Mania match with a Loser Leaves Raw stipulation and show up on SD after Bray and Randy's program resolves? I dunno.
Get rid of the vest either way, though.
>>2244576
This, except every time he says The Big Dog, change it to another word for Big and Dog.
Like Enlarged Pupper, Massive Canine, Giant Woofer.
http://deadline.com/2017/02/the-rock-dwayne-johnson-wwe-fighting-with-my-family-film-4-wwe-studios-1201903618/
the fuck ya'll this is actually cool
>>2244538
>Dwayne Johnson cooking up a hot wrestling related project
>Slightly connected to WWE
>"""""""""Wrestling related""""""""""
>>2244538
>true story of Paige
What, she was a medium-tier limey who had her average booty worshipped on reddit?
Or does Samoa Joe actually look like a threat compared to fatass? They're both overweight. What gives?
>implying fatasses aren't best fighters
Soma Joe is genuinely tough as nails.
He's also perfected that "I will fuck you up" face. Owens just looks like he wants to be in McDonald's.
>>2244470
Joe looks like an actual hefty brawler.
Owens is just fat looking.
>Japanese wrestling is so much bette-
>>2244411
Nobody actually thinks that, though.
It's just Carter shitposting.
>>2244411
> He doesn't know how selling works
Okada/Suzuki was a pretty boring and disappointing match, but that's just called "selling", my man.
>>2244345
OP is clearly Alexa saying "Hey fatass neckbeards on /asp/ come and buy this shirt!"
/thread
>WWE flat out calling all Bliss fans creepy middle aged fatasses
BASED
Either that's a 5XL or she's a literal midget.
>outshined by the three way ladder match at wm2000
>outshined by rock/hogan at wm18
>outshined by taker/shawn at wm25
>outshined by shane jumping off the cell at wm32
What did hunter mean by this?
>>2244342
YOU SEE
>>2244342
>outshined by literal garbage wrestling at wm22
>jobbed clean in the curtain jerker at wm30
invites one to ponder
>>2244357
oh yeah forgot about foley/edge kek
although to be fair i think he was getting cheered alot that night
>>2244329
>Boston
>mixed reaction, lots of hate others say he's GOAT
>WINSLOL
This might be the easiest comparison ever
darren young
>Hogan finally decides to put someone over clean
>it's this shitter
>his title run is a huge flop
>he quits the company in two years
>wrestling is dead until hogan turns heel six years later
Why couldn't he have put over Savage or Bret? Even someone like Mr Perfect or Rick Rude would have been better
>>2244182
Because, surprisingly, Warrior is the least shitty out of those three.
>>2244182
>Bret was, in Hogans words, a small guy
>Savage was already doing well
>Perfect was not ready at the time
>Rude had a gimmick that was too goofy for top spot
>>2244195
>4 names
>calling any of those shitty
Fuck/marry/kill?
>>2244109
Fuck Dana, fuck Charlotte, fuck Nia.
>>2244109
Fuck Dana, I would love to see those giant fun bags bouncing all over the place as I pound her frustrations away
CharGOAT, I get to fuck good genetics and more tits bouncing all over the place
Kill Nia, I just don't feel attracted to fat girls
Fuck marry kill
Yup
>The Women had the best match at WM 32
>>2244108
lol post what you think an anti-smark looks like by comparison
>>2244240
literally samefagging i mean SEETHING
Who is the best WWE waifu and why is it based Nia Jax?
>>2244090
She would be so great to cuddle with and keep you warm.
>>2244090
How's the fartgame though?
>>2244114
Fantastic
How do we fix him?
>>2244084
Complete the gradual heel turn he's currently going through.
Send him back to OVW
>>2244093
>thinking Cena will turn heel
Who even actually still does this?
>when you finally listen to a le meltz podcast and realise everyone on /asp/ is just parroting his opinion
>PG Rated show
>Hey, so tell me everything about your childhood
>Is surprised that Dean can't go into detail
>On a PG rated show
Almost everyone on /asp/ is a memespouting sperglord, OP. Don't ever take anything here as legitimate opinions.
>>2244213
Will there be a rematch on Austin's Unleashed! podcast?
>>2244213
Fucking this
>I was into some stuff you shouldn't be doing at that age
>what stuff? What drugs were you doing? Weed? Coke? Acid? Ket? Mandy? Heroin? How did you inject it? How much did your dad leaving fuck you up?