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So they can tell her to fuck off and put her in her place

>>2247021
Because I like to look at her.

Woah woah woah is that a nip I see??

Handsome successful man with a lot of money. What do you think?

>Wrestlemania 33
>John, will you marry me?
>kicks out at 1

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>>2246972
>This can't happen again Nichole

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>>2246625
Thanks OP for using a /Smack/ image

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Haha fuck this boring shit I'm going to bed

>>2246636
This

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>Wins a battle royal for WWE Championship
>Next night on RAM he comes out and challenges ANYONE for the belt
>Mexican Tribal music plays
>Mil Muertes makes his WWE Debut

How hard would you mark out?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IYPE6SZ2S0

>>2246495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttMDvDJnaGw

why do they overdo the civil rights shit? why is black history month even still a thing? colored people get fucking everything the want, they all need to shut the fuck up for once

Somebody make a non-Ramen gamethread

HISTORY

FIRST EVER DUAL CONTRACT SIGNING

ALEXA, NAOMI, BECKY & MICKIE ALL IN THE RING AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!


How the fuck can Raw even compete?


RAW BTFO!!!!!

>>2245855
That's Titus O'Neil, you racist piece of shit.

>>2245879
>That's Titus O'Neil, you racist piece of shit.
You're both racists. That's Shaq.

>marks don't recognize based khali

that rollup segment was cringey indie garbage. is it this bad every week lads?

>>2245845
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*ratings drop*

Based raven burying himself by introducing Shane to drugs

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Johnny Polo

>>2245559
What about raven?

on sd LIVE, yes

>>2245514

Fucking stupid

"First" cruiserweight champion
"First" womens champion

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Based Fatman Michael Hayes Jr.

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>>2245444

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>mfw they tease Randy vs Bray
>mfw Bray takes the title off Cena and kills WM's ratings in his snoozefest with Randy
>mfw Brock vs Bill is acceptable in 2017
>mfw hard-working guys like Jericho, Owens, Zayn, Rusev, and Miz are given the shaft in favor of part timers and McMahon ass kissers
>tfw Hunter and UnderShaker keep down new talent in favor of their 30 minute mandrama "matches"

>>2245324
The Iron Sheik loses again, brother!

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Fuck the Iron Sheik brother when I beat him in 1984 HULKAMANIA was born and all my HULKAMANIACS has been supporting me ever since, much love - HH

>>2245324
Start watching some isis execution videos and check all of the Syrian non-skilled, welfare living, rape machines that are in Europe.
see how many of those goat fuckers you want in the USA after that.

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>>2245313

>>2245313
Didn't he have a pizza eating contest with mvp? Like besides getting cucked and being Jeff's brother, what exactly earned him your acceptance?

>>2245313
He was most over during his V1 and cruiserweight title days, but he was stale as fuck post Lita break-up and Edge feud.
His heel turn on Jeff in early 2009 only made things worse.

Fucking vanilla midgets always getting hurt

The First of Many Part-Timers from the womens division

>>2245320
First and last for the next decade. The horsies have a long time left yet

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>>2245258
AND THEY ALL HAVE MORE HEAT THAN A RAM DIVASHIT MATCH COULD EVER DREAM


AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

becky has a perfect tight innie, dumbass

cuckdown at it again

>>2245243
y'know I used to equate his matches to Roman ones but Roman does more shit.
Fuck this guy. He's somehow a worse speaker than robot reigns, too.

>>2245250
Not really, he's just a natural heel playing a face, like almost all of triple h's signs.

Based nak is lazy as fuck and currently phoning it in on paid vacation while still having a great match a few times a year and will be on the main roster soon and immediately be over as fuck.

>>2245261
Thing is his moveset is limited as fuck too.
>dropkick
>pele kick
>bloody sunday
>reverse bloody sunday
>slingblade
>coup de grace

I like him but god damn all his matches feel the same.