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DVON!

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You may only post in this thread if your world champion doesn't get gassed after a minute of wrestling. NOT SO FAST RAWTISTS.

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Don't like it? LOL. Oh well. Sucks for you. Get a life. Stop calling him "Oldberg", stop booing him, stop pretending you know shit about what is or what isn't "good for the business". You're nothing but an edgy teenager. I bet you're fat too, and your fridge is stocked with tons of Mountain Dew. Let me let you in on a little secret. Goldberg is part of the reason you're watching wrestling today. In the late 90s to early 00s he was literally one of the biggest stars in the industry. He is more of a man at age 50 than you will ever be, even in the prime of your life. He's ripped and intense as hell, has a great entrance, and has entertained, and continues to entertain, tens of millions of people around the world. Few were ever as over as him. Few ever drew as much as him. Few ever had a body as great as him (yes, that includes your vanilla midget indie darlings who you identify with because they are mediocre - terrible, even - at everything, including having a good physique). Few deserve to be Universal champion as much as him. I'm ecstatic he's the champ and I hope he retains the belt at Wrestlemania. Myself and millions of other wrestling fans will be really happy about it - and neither we, nor Vince, nor anyone in WWE gives a shit about what you people here think, you are nothing, your opinions mean nothing, you are easily angered and upset, and a 40+ year old woman (Stephanie) BTFOs you out on a regular basis and only makes her cut a more perfect promo, that's how embarrassing and mediocre you are. So just shut up, okay?

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>Coming the day after Fastlane, Raw was up four percent from last week, averaging 3.20 million viewers, with a particularly strong second hour but a major drop in the third hour.

>The number was virtually identical to that of two weeks earlier and based on normal patterns of gaining about 10 percent after football season ends, Raw should be doing 3.2 million viewers weekly right now.

>Raw was second to the O'Reilly Factor (3.85 million viewers) for the night on cable.

>The key second hour item was the Goldberg-Brock Lesnar face-to-face angle where Lesnar laid Goldberg out with an F-5.

>There was an across the board third hour drop, of 13 percent, far larger than usual, even in the male demos which usually hold steady in that hour.

>The third hour was built around a confrontation with Roman Reigns and Braun Strowman that never happened, and Undertaker was never advertised to appear, and both Lesnar and Goldberg had already appeared by that time.

>The three hours were:

>8 p.m.3.32 million viewers
>9 p.m.3.38 million viewers
>10 p.m2.95 million viewers

Again, you can't blame undertaker since he is not advertised.

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WWE just released this on their Youtube channel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfAx2a_Ewn8

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7-star matches

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Looking for a stream? Check out https://cy.tu.be/r/CozyTube (Remove the period after y)

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ITT: Wrestlers who were secretly the Michaels of their team.

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So basically the card is gonna be this shit?
JeriGOAT vs owenass (us c)
Undercarder vs da big dddduoog
Oldbergetty vs le bist (universal c)
Bailey vs charlotte vs baldnoss (woman c)
Club vs enzocass vs cesarosheamus (tag c)
Neville vs austin aires (crus c)
Memorial b royal
Deanetty vs corbin (interc c)
Styles vs shane
Wyatt vs orton (wwe c)
Becky vs alexa vs mickie (woman c)
Smackdown random tag for the championship
cena miz nikki maryse

how long is gonna be this crap?

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This is the beginning of Reigns heel turn. He is going to go down as one of the best wrestlers in history do you understand what I am saying to you right now?

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>hear about how much better NJPW is than Raw
>watching the latest show
>this twink skeleton rolls up hirooki goto for a three count

what is this trash

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Cringe

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Why didn't he make it?
He even had Vince behind him

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August 2016

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> Roman's ready in the ring when all of a sudden.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OayX7B6jZ68
> Taker comes out his motorcycle in full american badass attire
> Proceeds to utterly squash roman
> single last ride and cocky pin with his foot
> 1 , 2 , 3
> taker rides off into the sunset as a true American hero