Okay, so we already know Lesnar and Roman are going over at Mania. We also know Roman is going over Lesnar at Summer Slam. I know it would never happen, but how would Vince react if hypothetically, everyone just walked out on there match? No boos or anything. Just get up and leave leaving behind only a handful of kiddies with there parents and some Romarks. What impact would that have?
>>2346154
It won't happen so no impact you smarcuck
>>2346154
literally zero impact
Vince "I'd rather have a half-empty arena cheering MY guy than a packed arena cheering their guy" McMahon?
I'll start
>>2346081
>>2346081
Hi Ry, miss Vince's money much?
Are the stories true?
>>2346008
How do you bite a guys nose off (for little to no reason) and not have the police called?
I say shenanigans on some of these stories.
>>2346014
They were probably afraid to call the police or else Haku would just murder them
>>2346016
I've also heard the story about him beating up police after police officer. And no shots or jail time for assaulting an officer. Idk man.
https://clyp.it/ir0o4bnf
...and craig :\
literally who
>>2345912
Posting Bryan Alvarez should be a bannable offense.
Who's going over?
Undercarder
But Big Dog will kick out of multiple finishers before losing
Then as he limps out of the ring and onto the ramp Undercarder shoots a meme bolt of lightning that signals that Big Dog is the new bossman now
>BYRON
>A SIGN OF RESPECT OF ONE DOG TO ANOTHER
>THE TORCH HAS BEEN PASSED BYRON, THERE IS A NEW BIG DOG ON THE WWE NOW
Ramen, so once he finally faces bork at Summerslam for the period title, they can hype it up even more.
> OH MY GOD, THE ONLY TWO COMPETITORS TO BEAT THE UNDERTAKER AT WRESTLEMANIA WILL NOW FACE OFF FOR THE UNIVERSAL TITLE AT SUMMERSLAM.
Roman Reigns. 25 days until you're dead, Mark.
>open up /asp/
>95% of threads are brie bella threads
fucks sake this board is a shithole full of tripfags but sometime you fuckers are funny
>>2345848
last time asp was legit funny were those seth rollins stories, but i do like the constant ryback threads because he's delusional
Half the threads are deleted
We're on the rise! congratulatory backpats for all the /asp/ ies here!
Kane is /our/guy
>>2345832
>the state of /asp/
what the fuck happened to this board?
>>2345832
I thought Charlotte was /our/ man.
How long will the show be this year? I'm going with 7 hours.
>>2345819
6 hours
9 if you include the pre-show
>>2345819
7 hours and 1 second
24 hours.
Each match will be 2 hours long.
What the actual fuck did he mean by this?
>>2345813
>>2345813
You got worked into a worked shoot ya jabroni
You have to be a prick in this business
this guy... is...so...gross...and disgusting...like barf on a plate
>>2343165
Just listened to the latest Bruce Prichard podcast on Beyond the Mat. This fuck complained that the director 'made' him look fat. Sleazy motherfucker wanted to take 20% of his student's future earnings.
>>2343165
You realize he's dead now.
>"He wanted me out of the singlet and [said], 'Goddamnit, I want you in trunks!' And 'show off those meaty legs!' Oh, he loves a good pair of legs. It f--king didn't help me at all because of f--king attorneys and sticking up for myself because they were assholes first, but lesson learned: don't stick up for yourself, guys. I'm kidding. Yeah, hell of a pair of legs."
Ryback mentioned that McMahon's suitcase is filled with nothing but pills.
>"His suitcase that he carries around, his little luggage bag, is just filled with pills, like supplements. Yeah, I thought they were important documents in there and s--t, and maybe sometimes he throws, like, something important in there, but it's his bag of pills. And I was just like… but he probably has them in a $10,000 Louis Vuitton bag or something or something specially 'V.K.M.' custom, leather made for him."
Will the big guy's comments jeopardize vince's position at the company? They must be scrambling backstage
Cryin Ryan at it again, sad!
Let it go, cryback.
It's over. No one cared, nor do they care now.
Is it true Ryback liked diva farts?
When is he going to lose the dreads?
This is by far his worst look. I take him even less seriously now that he went full clown mode.
>>2348864
White people shouldn't have dreadlocks...it's cultural appropriation.
>>2348864
He's not an intimidating guy. His beard sucks and is very strangly and gross looking. It also doesn't grow on his cheeks, it just lines his fat face. Hes' a few inches from a literal neck beard. He doesn't look like an intimidating swamp monster cult leader or whatever he's supposed to be, he just looks like a virgin from high school that thinks he has a 3rd eye because he watched loose change and zeitgeist. He doesn't have a good look in general.
i'd imagine the dreadlocks were a way to mask his rapidly receeding hairline or the fact that his hair is thinning at a very quick rate.It looks thicker now on the sides due to the nature of being dreads but it's still VERY obvious that his hair is thinning out completely on the top of his head. You can see his scalp incredibly easily, even on photoshopped photos like that one in the OP. I'd imagine when the dreads come out it's going to be game over for his hair, he'll probably have to shave it bald at that point.
>>2348877
He is just too fat and out of shape to be intimidating.
How can someone who's job is to work out daily have so little muscle?
Photograph of bored and yawning man.
What is the best wrestling show on Youtube and why is it the Whole F'n Show?
>>2348516
He shit all over Kevin owens, it was good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWdp1BQUF8Y
>god tier
Grims Toy Show is #1
and if you're not down with that
We've got 3 words for ya
EAT
IT
YEAH!!!
Name literally a worse crowd in wrestling history, I dare you
https://youtu.be/A3Jgx2TuEks
Corpus Christi
Des Moines
Green Bay
>>2348467
>stop watching wrestling in 2005
>get back into it in 2016
>the product is shit
>the crowds are silent
>wwe mute fan mics
>wwe pipe in cheers
>the only time crowds aren't dead silent is to chant garbage-tier shit
>"WHAT"ing promos and ruining them
>the wrestlers are worse talkers now so all the WHAT chants do is make their bad promos worse
Think of some classic moments, speeches and promos from years back, and now try to imagine them with today's audiences. Every single decent piece would have been fucking ruined by modern crowds.
>>2348501
>admit WWE sucks and fucks with fan reactions
>still blame all the negative reactions on their crowds