>Okay anon. Take a bump
>>2350051
Jeez no wonder he's dead.
Think of all the 5 star match opponents he'll have when he goes to Japan next year.
>Naito
>Okada
>Omega
>Suzuki
>Ibushi
>Shibata
I can't wait.
>>2350022
legit thought that was The Burger King
I don't think it's realistic to expect five star matches out of him considering how different his style will have to be. Still, it would be a huge rub for new Japan to have him on their programming.
>star ratings
>Guy who's appeared in WWE and NJPW guys everyone knows
Ah, to be young again
Just got this from feedmemore.com for only 19.99!
i would have paid triple for this dank shirt
>>2350001
Is that Oreowens and Joes stable name?
>>2350001
So based
Who's better in the ring, Maryse or Nikki? I'm going with Maryse - she botches slightly less and is a much better technician.
>>2349974
>technician
cringe
Has Maryse had a match since returning? That's a lot of ring rust. Regardless, The Miz will carry the match for everyone.
I distinctly remember Maryse having some nudes. am I correct or am I imagining things?
Objectively right.
reverse it
>>2349776
Based.
>>2349871
I think you mean Bo-ased.
Did you know him?
I would say the greatest of all time but I rather say - The Magnum Opus of Wrestling. There will never be another
>>2349288
I think I do.
>>2349288
Yeah it's that sexton hardcastle guy
Remember when WWE teased pushing the young guard and everything went back to shit shortly after?
WWE pushed the Shield more than anyone since Cena/Batista
>>2349131
>the young guard
>the retired guy now in his mid 30s
>>2349131
WM30:
> Cesaro wins
> Shield wins
> Bryan wins
WM31:
> Cena wins
> HHH wins
> Big Show wins
> Orton wins
30>31 objectively.
Where were you when Based Big Dog and Strawman had a **** match?
Smarks, please explain how Roman was able to carry Strowman to a 4* match?
>>2349080
Strowman carried him
Didn't watch and don't plan on changing that
ITT : Wrestlers we are/were attracted to from gimmicks alone
Not even gay
>>2349004
Forgot pic
>>2348998
but her gimmick is "i'm a kid"
You can bring back any old gimmick from any point in time.
Who is it and why is it Crazy Mickie?
>>2348797
Because she grabs them by the pussy.
Obviously.
Jerry "The King" Lawler from his Memphis wrestling days.
Specifically, the babyface everyman who wasn't the biggest or the strongest, but he had guts and ingenuity and he overcame the odds to beat the monster of the week.
When done right, this is one of the best gimmicks in wrestling.
See also: Sting
>>2348797
I wanted lesbo Mickie to return at her match with Asuka
This triggers the /asp/ie turbovirgin
>>2348696
why are their heads so misshapen?
>>2348710
they are Aussies, their ancestors were literally inbred British criminals
>>2348710
t. 400 lb manlet weeaboo neckbeard wearing mustard stained sweatpants he bought off a Kmart clearance rack in the early 00's
Who's your favorite female on the current roster Raw or Smackdown?
My personal three favorites are Asuka, Naomi and Alexa Bliss.
Cathy Kelly, only because I masturbate to her
spooky girl
Charlotte and Becky are the best wrestlers.
Mandy and Bayley are the ones I most want to get inside of.
Go....
Deanetty
So is this tonights Impact gamethread?
Deancuck
>"Smackdown will always be my home"
>Proceeds to make every subsequent TV appearance on Raw
>"Wrestlemania will no longer define me"
>Proceeds to appear on the Royal Rumble for five minutes and then it's off to Wrestlemania
What did the Undertaker mean by this?
smackdown found out the truth about him from /asp/ and promptly banned him from their show
his hip didn't heal as they had hoped
WWE has fucking shit writers.
I'll start with an easy one
Literally the GOAT
Based Rocky took the challenge of facing Hogan despite knowing he'd get booed, adjusted, and created a GOAT match
Meanwhile Stone Cold sent himself to the midcard to work with Eddie Guerrero, Big Show, and Scott hall then went home to beat his wife
>hoganetty SEETHING over wcw to this day