Why is it that his 3 week title reign was so much better than Seth's entire reign?
>>2412880
Based Sheamus is a draw unlike Jasethy
Because unlike Seth he
>draws
>has charisma
>is a big guy
Cause he was feuding with Roman GOAT Reigns
MAYBE
I'VE GOT ONE MORE DIME LEFT IN ME
MAYBE I'VE GOT ONE LAST MANLET DESTROYING SUPERKICK LEFT IN ME
HE CAN'T KEEP FUCKING THEM ALL
This is a match I want to see desu
>AJ has better hair than fatgooka
LOL
>>2412858
To be fair his hair is natural unlike 90% of the women's roster
So is this madman really going to go over clean at Mania?
On a scale of 1-10 how assblasted will smarks be?
How many threads about this do you need to make, tripcuck?
I don't think we have a number that high. A lot of dorks and their friend Mark would threaten to stop watching
>>2412820
>implying Tripjobber didn't get btfo by based deangod and is now hiding out in his safespace reddit group with bretcum and other cringy anime kids
YOU JUST KNOW there's a sextape of em in a threesome. And guess who's recording?
>tfw that baby comes out looking like BMJ
>>2412807
>>2412797
>And guess who's recording?
No-one, Cena's away out filming a shitty movie or getting slimed meanwhile Bryan is enjoying some twin magic in Washington.
IT'S MY TIME.
>>2412785
I wish he never dropped the My Time theme, truly his best theme
A waste of My Time is more like it
HERE COMES TROUBLE!
NOT GONNA DRAW ANY MONEY
TELL ME WHO ITS GOTTA BE
NOT GONNA BE DRAWING ANY MONEY
YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME
NO DIMES, NO DIMES, NO DIMES, NO DIMES
NO DIIIIIIIIIMES
NO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIMES
NO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMES
Like most of you, I'm not thrilled with possibly the last Undertaker match.
I had always thought instead of it going out like this, his last match should have been vs Bray, with Bray winning.
Streak over so that doesnt matter. It's an actual heel vs face match. You can have Bray "absorb" Undercarder's "powers" to continue for years to come. Carder still gets cheered. Bray gets big push to be much bigger heel. No stupid yard bullshit.
What do you all think?
Nope, this is the right call. Based Big Dog.
>>2412778
>fat neckbeard absorbs the carder powers
cringe
>not marking out for yard ownership
what is the worst, most cancerous chant?
>WE ARE AWESOME
is really bad, along with CM Punk/Randy Savage/JBL/whatever else shitchanting, though I think my personal least favorite at the moment is
>THIS IS AWESOME!
Not as cringe-worthy as WE ARE AWESOME, but it's used a lot more frequently and for things that are specifically not awesome now a days. Holy Shit chants are also pretty lame these days, but they rarely happen anyway.
Fight Forever is gay as fuck as well.
What are your least favorite chants
WHAT?
I stop watching when a THIS IS AWESOME chant stars fucking cringeworthy
>>2412774
That one is fucking cancer too but it's sometimes funny when a true GOAT is on the mic and some fat smark crowd trys WHAT'ing them, but they know how to pull out of it perfectly.
I remember a recent raw with Vince on it, must have been either before mania last year or just after with the Shane thing, and they started WHATing him but he just changed his speech pattern and threw their rhythm off completely. I think Heyman and Owens have both also done it within the last year. That's the only time I enjoy the WHATs because you just know the fat fucks chanting it are so confused and disappointed.
>YFW noted drug addict Lawrence Taylor main-evented more Wrestlemanias than CM Punk
Based LT working the cucks
poor bam bam
LT was such a fucking freak. He broke Joe Theisman's leg coked out of his mind.
Is he /ourguy/?
>>2412679
Can I get a quick rundown on this rat faced fellow?
>>2412787
highest paycheck in WWE. even higher than Vince. only reason is because of McMahon promising Dunn's dad that he would employ him for eternity for saving the tapes from a fire.
Hes in charge of Production. every time the camera pans to the crowd during a cool move thats Dunn getting a reaction from a move we cant see. he also decides who gets most screentime.
>>2413100
Why hasn't anyone killed him yet?
Why the fuck is this company filled with so many crybaby pussies? Sami Zzzzzzzzzayn makes Obesity Epidemic Kevin Owens cry.
https://youtu.be/sEs_giIT4EE
Its called Emotion. something youve never had or experienced.
>>2412674
Estrogen in the water and the rise of feminism. Real men are a dying breed.
>>2412765
He's obviously experiencing annoyance at the faggotry in the video.
Does anybody even watch this horse shit any more?
I don't mean any of us here on /asp/, because we are high intelligence chads and resisted falling for the what culture meme from day one.
But I mean any of you lads who frequent other, lesser, message boards - do people even mention this failfed, ever?
I know Cornette really quickly mentions it in passing because he worked for them that one time and he has to keep the money marks sweet. But no-one else gives a shit, right?
>>2412637
If you're going to shit on WCPW then the same should be done NXT. Both are money mark promotions that should fucking die.
>anymore
>implying i was watching that lame shit
>>2412686
>couldn't even read the second line
bruh
>>2412634
No no no
Lose those ugly ass micky James bell bottom things
She's okay.
>>2412634
She's thick af. Asuka is a lucky girl
>you spend countless times wrestling against a man that eventually becomes your friend
>your girlfriend backstabs you and goes to his side
>you become enemies
>time passes
>you realise you miss your bro
>you guys become buds again
>you have a successful time traveler gimmick and your bud retires as a multiple world champion and is revered as one of the greats
>yours and his ex is in full JUST mode
bros before hoes really does exist
Lita is a cheating whore. Listening to the Something to Wrestle With episode about that whole ordeal really cemented that point. Bruce never really buries anyone too bad, but he essentially did to Lita.
Overated flippy bitch.
>>2412611
Amen bro
>>2412611
>you have a successful time traveler gimmick and your bud retires as a multiple world champion and is revered as one of the greats
I honestly can't tell which one of these is the greater achievement and takes more talent. How the fuck did they get that over in 2017.
https://youtu.be/wd0Y2T6xeMk
Reminder that people wanted to push him before this promo
>>2412539
IT'S THE ROLLING STONES
Not as bad as people wanting Asuka to get pushed
>>2412548
people overuse the "livin in ya head" meme
but Asuka genuinely lives in your head rent free
every irrelevant thing you mention her