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>*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*
>OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR
>*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*
>WE'RE GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU
>*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*
>WE'RE GONNA FUCK YOU HARD FAGGOT
JBL and Criss Benoit are SEETHING. They just finished up a show which you attended, and noticed that you weren't marking for their match. Now they've followed you home and are banging on your door.
Wat do?
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>>2510880
Not opening the door.
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This is a really bad OP.
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i go to /asp/ and start thread about what a bitch JBL and Chris Benoit are
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Tanahashi:
>The Ace
>GOAT
>such a yuge draw he literally single-handedly pulled Cuck Japan out of the dark ages to be good again
>ripped as fuck, has the look
>gimmick is literally that he's the Ace of the entire universe
>good hair
>arguably still the most consistent wrestler on the roster
>has selflessly taken a step back and now puts over new talent, including Okada as the new Ace, and even Naitwho
>absolute chad
>fans of him are also chads with a high wrestling IQ mama mia
>tectonic-plate-shaking penis of unfathomable girth
>is in Tiger Mask W
Okada
>The New Ace
>carried Whomega through a six star match
>gimmick is literally that he draws gook dollars – okadollars
>tall even though he's a gook
>played his part perfectly in the storyline to put himself over, perfectly selling his self-doubt before his big win to crown himself
>shitting out god-tier matches every defense right now
>based finisher
>draw
>fans are normiechads with whopper cocks
>firmly above-average penis
>is in Tiger Mask W
Nakamura
>never the Ace
>never drew a dime
>ugly
>skinnyfat
>lanklet
>gimmick is having aspergers like his fans
>flopped when they tried to make him the Ace
>seethed so hard at based Tana and Okada he ran away to a developmental fed to phone it in and job to Bobby Reddit
>shook af
>shit hair
>got carried in his last NJPW match by based AJ
>got carried in his first WWE match by based Sami
>got carried to his best match ever be based Ibushi
>has to carry Gaytch's bags so he doesn't wind up jobbing on Superstars to Mojo Rawley
>"King of Strong Style"
>can barely walk because he can't get over without stiffing and will most likely Benoit himself
>small penis
>NOT EVEN IN TIGER MASK W
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kek nakameme btfo
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Shibetty
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Kazuchika Okada is the current ace
Hiroshi Tanahashi is the former ace
Shinsuke Nakamura was the ace when New Japan was at its most shit period and he was over-pushed as a really young guy despite being boring MMA man. Then, Inoki finally fucked off and Nakamura seemingly lost all status from it. But then in 2009, he came back from Mexico with a phenomenal gimmick, switched his game up hard and became a legend.
Nakamura is objectively the lesser star of those three, but he's also the best of them. Reminder that Naito is just a poor man's Nakamura and not even half as good. Reminder that Nakamura's performance in the 2009 G1 was fucking awesome. Reminder that his title run from 2009 to 2010 was excellent. Reminder that he gave the Intercontinental belt such a huge boost of popularity that he got to main event Wrestle Kingdom over the actual World Champion. Reminder that he was Tanahashi's and Okada's best opponent.
I still miss him, he was the best in New Japan. I can only hope he's either very successful in WWE or that he comes back soon.
how hard would you mark if their sex tape leaked.Would AJ become bipolar again?
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filtered
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Pretty sure she's still mentally ill just like phil
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>>2510597
DESU of all the women Punk has been inside of Kelly Kelly is towards the bottom of the list of ones I want to see
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What was Vince thinking when he saw this?
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he was triggered badly
it reminded him when Owen almost killed Austin and by consequence his company since in 97 Austin paying everyone's salary
according to Punk, Vince left the building raged for a week then fined him
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>>2510589
>implying vince gives a shit unless sponsors give a shit
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>>2510589 "What a maneuver!"
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>It's another forced meme thread
Guys you can do other things in life
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>It's another forced meme thread
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>>2510507
It's another forced post post
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>>2510514
SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Who don't wrestlers have a union?
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>>2510457
Because they're retards.
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Theyre a bunch of carney dopes who buy into their own bullshit ala punk
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There have been attempts over the years, Vince just threatened to fire everyone involved.
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Fucking Based. Kane is the chad these NJPW faggots should aspire to be.
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>chad
>this fat fuck
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>>2510369
Fucking autist virgin doesn't know shit about how cameras or photos or lighting or angles work. Off yaself kid.
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>>2510372
Why not post both the pictures. Especially now that the fat fuck is fat again.
>bobby virgin trying to steal the spotlight from neethammer and deanfag
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>have a high paying job starring on a popular TV show
>leave because you don't get to win enough fake fights
Why do wrestlers do this?
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Mad and jealous that less talented guys win MORE fake fights than they do.
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>>2510296
their whole plan when joining is to reach john cena status and almost none of them do so a lot of them leave when they become disillusioned with the business
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because incredibly strenuous schedule and conditions and how many of those fake fights you win and lose impacts the money you make
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ITT: Wrestlers you used to like but can't stand anymore
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CM punk I use to love him, but ever since he became I little bitch I've hated him
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>>2510299
It's funny because CM Brookes was always a bitch, it just wasn't apparent.
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The fucking dude wears a beehive. A FUCKING BEEHIVE!!
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So his gimmick is that he's autistic?
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With him it's a gimmick
With (you) it's a shoot
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yeah he's a gook
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His gimmick is that his the king of strong style. He's a jap Michael Jackson that hits hard. Why do you guys have such a hard time to understand?
Daily reminder
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That this
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suck dicks
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is as good as it will ever be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md3_t78uwas
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Name a worse debut.
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>>2510154
Still talked about to this day. Based Big Dick Shockmaster living in your head rent free and still got a new figure this year. GOAT debut that will never stop being talked about.
Shinsgay just came out and interrupted a promo before flopping around like a dead fish on the ground and then proceeded to do nothing before leaving again.
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>>2510165
I don't like nakameme, just pointing out the obvious
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>Based Big Dog's music hits
>The entire crowd, filled with triggered, SEETHING smarks boo and start chanting obscenities
>Virgin neckbeards continue to boo and chant for 5 minutes, getting louder as BBD attempts to use the microphone
>plebbit fags continue to insist he needs to "turn heel"
How does based Vince keep doing this, bros? 2017 and he's still working the smark fags.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFhJNfLKG2A
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Uploaded 30 minutes ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oZ0trwkvJI
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>>2509989
kek!
Why does JBL sponsor and work with a kids rugby team in the Bahamas? Aren't there children within US jurisdiction that need his help?
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>>2509786
#pizzagate
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>>2509786
he lives in the Bahamas
or Bermudas
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tax evasion
also he has a rule with the black kids he works with that they can't say nigga
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Is there a more stereotypical closet case in the wrestling world than JBL?
>obsessed with men's asses
>jerks it to roided up bodybuilder chicks who look like men
>so insecure about his sexuality that he vents by bullying his co-workers (as long as he thinks he can get away with it of course)
>such bullying often includes such hilarious japes as: soaping up a man's ass while he's in the shower, groping a man's ass at the airport and brutally raping a man in the ass with a broom handle
>when he messes with the wrong guy, he backs down immediately like the beta bitch he is
>he literally saw a bunch of guys with their butts hanging out and decided that it must be captured in a photo and uploaded on twitter
Jesus, what a faggot. Somebody just give this guy some D already so he can chill the fuck out.
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>>2509743
Give the guy a break. He's just looking for love. Mauro and Roberts turned him down. When is someone going to be nice enough to offer to stick a broom stick up his ass? Why does he have to do everything himself?
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I am absolutely convinced that he and Orlando Jordan had sex during their Cabinet days
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>>2509819
>tfw he turned Orlando Jordan gay