Hhhnnnnnggggg
>>2511851
fat womanlet
>>2511889
reaching critical levels of cringe, sunlight must be sought immediately
>>2511889
why does a woman being short matter?
All I want is Styles, Balor, Nakamura, Gallow and Anderson on the same show.
Is that too much to ask?
cringe
Just go watch old NJPW ya weeaboo.
>>2511801
give it a week
What if WWE won't clear Daniel Bryan to wrestle in order to prevent him from sabotaging Roman's push?
He's been cleared by other doctors and it wouldn't surprise me for Vince to go all-in on his visions, even if it sacrifices other talents
I mean I'm sure that's a factor, but the main reason is they don't want Bryan to become crippled or worse in their ring.
But yes, I'm sure they'd like to avoid a situation where people are getting behind Bryan to the detriment of Reigns. I think they book everybody like shit to make sure nobody gets that over again. I bet Vince started seeing ghosts when people chanted "WE WANT BALOR" during his masturbatory Brock vs. Reigns tease.
>>2511785
wouldnt doubt it, theyve absolutely destroyed braun for roman.
>>2511785
AJ Styles and Nakamura are already more over than Bryan ever was, so that already kill this little conspiracy theory of yours.
Y'KNOW, I CAME TO THIS EVENT TO BE ENTERTAINED!
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT CHICKEN, CHICKEN?!
cringe
The highlight of Dolph's career
so glad smarks started turning on ziggler. he was always shit.
>its a Dave Meltzer pulls rumors out of his ass and the smarks believe him episode
Who cares?
>>2511740
name 5 things dave meltzer was wrong about all throughout last year up to wrestlemania.
Got everything right from Royal Rumble Winner to Wrestlemania Wrestlemania matches this year right and he said that in early January.
>“I don’t plan on going back there, it’s them already calling me to go back to that company, but I’m not going back ever, ever, ever. I’m too happy being out of that place. It was me quitting that place, not staying in that place and not wanting to stay, even after they did everything to try to keep me in that company, I said, ‘no, I don’t want to be there.’”
https://www.pscp.tv/w/1yoKMeWyYVdKQ
The pure delusion of Cuckberto.
>it’s them already calling me to go back to that company
El cucko is this delusional
>he's on a tag team with Chris Masters and Matt Morgan on owl wrestling wrestling on behalf of Borash in a feud against Josh faggot Matthews
If vince called him and wanted him he'd be back in the superstar shakeup tomorrow
>>2511679
They probably called to get paige
2sweet me bro9
>>2511547
Cringe
>>2511547
cringe
>>2511547
Choose one wrestler to be your ace of aces
one wrestler to be your sub-ace
and one wrestler to be your perpetual midcard champ
These can be from any company, provided they're currently active
Lets see if finn/asp/ can dethrone vincetty
>>2511486
>Ace of aces
Okada
>Sub-Ace
Lashley
>Midcard Champ
Cesaro
>Ace
BBD
>Sub-Ace
Roman Reigns
>Midcard Champ
Deanetty
inb4 unprofitable smarks make smark comments about my GOAT company failing
my rational stoner side tells me I'll draw huge dimes and redefine the business
>Ace
Shinsuke Nakamura
>Sub-Ace
Dean Ambrose
>Midcard Champ
Roman Reigns
With Roman Reigns turning into the Ace later down the line, obviously.
Which WWE wrestlers could take a full on Kinniku Buster?
>>2511429
Samoa Joe
Assuming the person giving the kinniku buster is competent:
AJ Styles
Karl Anderson
Finn Balor
Cesaro
Matt Hardy
Jeff Hardy
Neville
TJ Perkins
Apollo Crews
Nakamura
Luke Harper
>>2511429
If BORK didn't break his neck on the botched SSP, I think hell be fine taking this.
HERE'S THE DEAL /asp/
IN THIS INDUSTRY, QUITE FRANKLY
THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS
YOU'RE ALL B+ PLAYERS, EVOLUTION HAS JUST PASSED YOU BY
YOU SEE /asp/ YOU DON'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES
Who wins? Keep in mind McGregor recently bulked up from 145 lbs to 160 lbs and just chugged a 16 oz Monster drink.
One Brock Lesnar can take down 20 gorillas easily
obviously the gorillas...
>>2511318
Lol I wouldn't say that but maybe 1 or 2 sure. Maybe more if he was in his prime. Lesner is a bad example cause his ground game sux but can you imagine one of them getting the arm bar. They have literally 0 professional training against a league of professionals not to mention how out numbered they are. You spend your whole life sittin on your ass eatin bamboo and then one day you're getting kicked in the face by someone like McGregor you're not gonna be conditioned for that.
Why do you watch wrestling when you know it's fake? xD
It's fun.
>>2511299
Why do you ask a question on /asp/ when you know we all have autism? xD
It's fun.
>AJ is likely still going to RAW.
>Dave has heard yes and no on Reigns going to SDL. But Roman/Braun is the Payback main event currently.
>New Day to SDL.
>Charlotte and Alexa are swapping. Sasha going to SDL is being strongly talked about.
>"Two major women will switch on each side"
"Storylines are gonna be screwed up because of this"
>Nakamura/Orton will be top babyfaces on SDL
>Because Braun is Brock's next program, Dave speculated that AJ might cost Reigns the Payback match (if Roman stays) because Braun will need some form of win for the Lesnar angle.
>>2511017
>Nakamura and Reigns carrying a show by themselves
This is going to go bad
>>2511017
Nakamura vs roman.
Omg.
Inoki boy vs vince boy.
>Roman/Braun main event if Payback
Anybody want to buy my ticket? I don't want to watch BBD bury that hack again.
Who did it better?
Shawn:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ-Sayfnhvg
Miz:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHFe3Zmqqc8
>I will by 102 years old brother by the time i step into the ring at Summerslam.
Got a chuckle out of me
shawn
but Miz's live Cena is more impressive
>>2510896
Miz blows Shawnetty out all day
fucking kek
MY MAN HEATH SLATER HA HAA!
>>2510753
Based Okada finally beating Heath Slater. Cena is next.