Convince me not to take up this beautiful and deadly martial art.
There's a good dojo close to my work that is serious and fits my schedule and the people seem very dedicated and friendly.
do what you want, you're an adult
>>2512429
Anyone should at least try a martial in at some point in their life. And Aikido is definitely a good pick. If you want to, go for it anon.
Vump
ITT: Returns that would cause the roof to unglue
>>2512394
>Is given a serial killer gimmick
Vincelaughing.img
eddie
>I LIED ESSAY
did they?
>>2512324
You think she's given up her b-hole virginity to him?
Nope! He watches as Big Match John gives her the Big Match Cock every night.
probably once or twice on special occasions
What did she mean by this
WOOFED
Looks like the bare minimum required to fulfill the demand from vince that his other stars push reigns on social media.
>I'm sure it'll work this time.
This board is shit
>re-tweet the Wrestling Observer Awards (in which you're listed as "best announcer" and one of your co-announcers was listed as "worst announcer" last year) WHILE a contracted employee of the WWE
>Said co-announcer shoots some bantz back at you
>Do a tope suicida off the top rope
Talk shit get hit. If Mauro can't handle a little banter maybe he should fuck off back to that suckhole Canada, or as I like to call it, Mexico North.
It's a two-way street motherfucker.
>or as I like to call it, Mexico North
cringe
CRINGE
>>2512291
carter seething
>and look, I'm not here to pick fights with people but I'm not gonna back down either
>and...I don't give a fuck about people coming at me cause if you come at me you're gonna end up looking stupid
>and look there's 2 guys who are gutless wonders and one of those guys is John
>[20 minutes of ranting later]
>wow, I'm getting pretty mad here
Did JBL work Big Dick Dave into a nuclear shoot ?
JBL vs Meltz at WK bull rope match
>>2512258
>yfw you realise Big Dimes Meltz could easily bully and rape JBL in the showers
>>2512262
Isn't he like 5'5"?
Rest In Peace sweet prince
Cause of death: Suicida
Place of death: Mama Mia's Pizzeria
F
>>2512195
I wish this was real
>>2512206
We all do lad.
"Alright then," Bradshaw said. "I'm going to give you boys a little assignment. I want you to buy two six-packs of beer. On the drive home, I want you to drink them and throw the bottles at road signs."
"Okay," I said, even though I was pretty sure we weren't going to do it. The next day we were in Charlotte. Bradshaw pulled me aside and said, "Hizardy, your mission was fairly simple. Were you successful?"
"What's that?"
"Did you get the beers and throw them at road signs?"
"No, man, we didn't. We don't drink."
All we had to do was lie.
We should have lied. It would have been a lot easier. Bradshaw was pissed off in the worst way. For the next few weeks, we'd say hello to him and he'd just say "Go to hell."
Is he autistic?
>>2512166
Yes.
And gay.
Man gives you a mission and you didn't carry it out, of course he'll be mad at your ass
No, he's just old school.
When you're a greenhorn in the wresslin' business you do what the senior wrestlers tell you to do and you learn to like it. It's called paying your dues.
NEVER BEFORE HAS A MAN WORKED THE SMARKS THIS HARD
There's no fucking point in hazing announcers; JBL is nothing more than a fat fuck cringe-lord closeted homosexual hillbilly hick carney motherfucker who's only claim to fame is that once upon a time he could cut a good promo. He was an awful worker and awful draw.
And you're damn right I'm seething. He took the best commentator WWE has had in years away.
>>2513209
Seething
>>2513219
This much memeing to defend yourself
>Kalisto defeats Rusev in 30 seconds to be nunber one contender for the Universal champion
>Kalisto wins champion against Brock
>Romans music hits
>Roman challenges Kalisto for title on spot
>Says "this is my yard now you unkempt spic" then superman punches him to win champion
>Continues brutalizing Kalisto then Throws him out of ring and through the Spanish announce table
>Pica up the mic and gets into a Pro Assad shoot then endorses Tulsi Gabbard for 2020 ending it with "I will protect the security of my people and for my baby girl"
How hard would /asp/ mark? Will Vince and Dunn like my ideas?
>>2512140
>short lucha wrestler winning in 30 seconds
Are you retarded?
>>2512140
>Sin Cara comes out to protect his fellow luchador and shoot knocks out Boreman Lames
>>2512211
You know its all scripted right?
I haven't been on asp for a couple of days. What's up with this?
who fucking cares about outlaw shit
VINCE SEEETHING
Do you remember a match in its totality? I mean, do you remember every move done in that match? Or sometimes it happens that you forgot a part of it or the full match is erased from your memory?
Lately I've been watching matches from outside /wwe/ and it happens that later I forgot parts of the match and could not tell if I like it or not.
Also how many times have you rewatched a match?
autism
sometimes ill see a mathc and hate it and than watch it again at some point and realize it was awesome
>>2512123
I forget the vast majority of a match within a couple hours of it ending.
>Smarks bitch when Roman wins all the time
>Smarks love when Okada wins all the time
Why the double standard?
One is among the best in the world
The other isn't even the best on his watered down kid's show
I don't love that Okada wins all the time. He's been having great matches, but I was hoping for both Omega and Shibata to beat him.
With that said, I'm cheering for him vs Fale.
>>2512023
fpbp
What's a tomato can?
>>2512010
Phil BTFO
>>2512010
McGregor in a boxing ring.
>>2512010
>Cuckold Master Punk literally standing on his feet for 5 seconds before getting punked
Oh the irony
>>2511858
this
Le 10 man