For all their power, WWE literally only have 4 genuine, undisputed draws on their books today.
>Cena
>Brock
>Hardyz
Cena is a part timer, became a draw over a decade ago, is relatively old in this business and may be dealing with serious chronic injuries.
Brock is a part timer, and although was an entertaining wrestler he only became a real draw away from WWE in a rival industry (a decade ago). Also relatively old.
The Hardyz are currently being prevented from being at their most entertaining because of legal disputes. They also have left the company many times before and could do so again at any time. They also became a draw nearly 20 years ago (1999), and are also relatively old (though seem to be ok physically).
>The Absolute Stateā¢ of WWE today
Meltzer confirmed Roman is the 2nd biggest draw in the company just behind Cena you stupid smark.
>>2542244
le brock is a draw meme
>>2542249
he also said also said AJ and Orton are big full time draws
BDMWTS
Who's the jannetty?
It would be Kim Jong Il if Team America didn't exist. It's probably Kim Il Sung for everybody except North Koreans. For North Koreans he's both Mega Powers.
>>2542174
>NEEThammer
Unetty is gonna get nuked off the planet, so him.
I thought Maria's ass was nicer. Did she un-thicc herself recently?
You got worked by tiny shortsand posture
>>2541944
>worked by camera angles, stockings and high heels
Ya blew it, Mark.
It was only ever 'thicc' to white people and the Japanese
only other main event that can be debated is Hogan vs Yokozuna at WM9
>>2541925
>Wrestlemania 27
>Fucking Snooki got a match
This was the worst Wrestlemania for sure.
Not trying to meme, I think 32 and 33 belong in the conversation.
33 in particular, that was heading towards being one of the great Manias and the top of the card (Goldberg/Lesnar aside) just sunk it down the fucking tubes.
Just a reminder based christian was more over than edgetty after wm 21 and should have faced Batista at summerslam
>>2541872
We know that. But Vince dont like the CLB.
>Christian
>good
Pick 1, he's literally Ziggler tier
>>2541886
>any of the spotfaggots that can't throw a punch currently on the WWMeme roster
>good
Christian has forgotten more about wrestling than Ziggler knows.
Holy fucking yuck
>>2541764
i came to this desu
>>2541780
Me too Tbh
>>2541764
>I'm a (h)ugger
*gets concussed*
*gets HIV*
*shits in sink and takes picture*
>>2541736
Based jinder pushing demon cringe fag Balor closer to retirement
Is this meme material?
>>2541640
Take off your trip and I'll tell you.
>>2541646
There
The resemblance is uncanny.
>spend an entire year building story
>Sting doesn't wrestle so NWO can build unchallenged while also make it look like Sting could beat NWO
>make the match Hogan and Sting, everyone wanted to see this for an entire year
>BOTCH THE FUCKING ENDING SO BAD
How did they let this happen?
>>2541618
they let bret get involved
>what? there was a botch in a HOGAN match?
>say it isn't so
based big dimes hulkster working the smarks into a shoot
Who's the jannetty?
Sanada
>>2541569
All of them
Bushi, obviosly.
Based Big Bill Goldberg spent his whole life headbutting doors before every match and only drew blood once whereas this literal who gook who made a career of stiffing other people was forced into retirement by one headbutt to another person.
Irony.
He has given way more than one headbutt and a door has way more give than a skull
A true front runner for stupidest wrestler of all time. What a stupid, irresponsible asshole.
Jap management should have told him to knock it off with the head butts a long time ago tbqh. What if this was the other way around and Okada was the one forced into early retirement?
Remember when Goldberg almost killed himself by punching a car window
HOLY
ive never seen instagram filters before
>>2541497
asuka a cute
>>2541491
>Japanese people really do take pictures with that gesture
>it's not just a dumb anime meme
JUST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L6uUtxBMIY
>Not even a week has passed and he's already not selling getting murdered after Braun flipped the ambulance
And WWE wonders why people don't take wrestling seriously
Holy shit braun sold that spear so well
Put the strap on him ASAP
>>2541400
>Braun interactive with the crowd
what the fuck is this? this is like taker or bray suddenly worshipping about Jesus
>anything other than Okada vs Omega is wrong
Imagine actually watching anything other than WWE holy shit
>>2541396
fuck this bingo hall match. MOTY coming through
>>2541404
get that old undead witch out of here
In his one month as Undisputed Champion:
- Vince lost 350 million dollars
- Vince was forced to accept a bad TV deal due to low ratings
- WWE stock plummeted 50%
why do wrestling fans have to care about these things? i mean, the only one affected by this is literally vince. why does it matter to the public?
>>2541353
Same reason some gamers care about sales. Their dicks are tiny and they need to feel like they're associated with something popular.
>>2541353
no wrestling fan cares about that shit, only /asp/ fatties do