*sticks finger in your ass*
HA HAA I'M JUST HAVING FUN MAGGLE
*raises spork*
siiiiiiiiiiiggggghhh
>>2543138
B-based j-jbl
>>2543138
The finger didn't even go in, it was just harmless shower banter.
Have you virgins ever played team sports?
Why are these new Canadian fags so vanilla and look like guys that work retail at your local mall?
What happened to the Jerichos', Edges', Pipers' and Brian Pillmans'? Even the ones that were vanilla back then (Bret, Benoit) at least they good look.
Edge was vanilla as fuck
>>2543049
And he sucked.
>>2543049
He had good character post 05 and could hold his own on the mic, that's not vanilla.
>Roman "Believe in The Shield" Reigns?
>Roman "BALEE DAT, bbygurl" Reigns?
>Roman "Suffering succotash, son" Reigns?
>Roman "Tater Tots" "Wrinkly, old prunes" Reigns?
>Roman " I'M THEEE GUY" Reigns?
>Roman "Enormous Dogger" Reigns?
>Roman "Muh yard now" Reigns?
Roman Reigns
He, Dean, and Seth are all jannettys and don't belong in a wrestling ring.
Roman 'The dead man' reigns
Memes aside, are they the GOATS of this Era?
n
They unironically could be if Vince would've gotten out of his own way.
Face Ambrose vs. Heel Reigns would've printed cash.
Yep. An unhinged antihero Ambrose vs. smug corporate Reigns would and still could be greatness. A shame it won't happen.
>>2542900
>I thought Bexbro was lighter
>>2542900
Is that Carter?
>>2542900
>Don't know how long I can hold my breath
>two random nips nearly kill each other with a botched headbutt
>6 star match
Why do people take this guy seriously again?
The 6-star match only had one nip and no headbutts, though.
They don't anymore. The whole Asuka thing killed his credibility
>>2542890
That was 5 star match. It was the Canadian Kenny Omeme who got a 6 star match.
>"Who's the jannetty?"
>"Did they?"
>"ITT: wrestlers you hope who will suffer a career-ending and potentially life threatening injury"
>"What was he thinking?"
>"What was she thinking?"
>OPs with only 1 word/phrase
>BASED, GOAT and other retarded memes
it's the same shit every hour of every day
the only reason you're here is because you have nothing substantial to contribute on forums like reddit and wrestlingforum
Have sex
>>2542806
What did he mean by this?
What'd he do? Nobody ever cared about him but it seems like people actively hate him now.
He's a GOAT heel and works fat smarks constantly
>>2542771
He was the best ever and the best there ever will be.
I like his hair.
Memes aside, what was his best year?
2018
2017 because the shitter finally retired
97-98
ITT: wrestlers who will suffer a career-ending and potentially life threatening injury
>>2542694
>This level of victimhood and butthut
Have you thought about going to a rape and sexual violence trauma counsellor?
https://youtu.be/4IFG22PJRoA
>>2542600
I dont understand, roman just oozes with cocky heel charisma irl and yet they wont turn him
>>2542622
because the fat smarks will cheer for him the second he turns heel but the kids won't by his merch anymore
>>2542628
Kids bought nWo and DX t-shirts back in the 90s. Hell, the same kids are still wearing nWo and DX shirts on Raw and Smackdown
>Bray uses some cockroaches n shit to pick up a surprise victory and takes the title to RAM
>Smack left with just the US title
>a bit of storyline back and forth between RAM and Smack management
>eventually Triple M (Mister Mac-Man) reappears
>says unfortunately for Smack it's perfectly legit, because only the superstars are bound to the shows, no one said the belts were bound
>though Brock is still Galactic champ and is frequently mentioned, he's still away. WWE belt becomes the de facto main title on RAM. commentators still brag about how RAM has both titles and Team Red is the flagship show of the WWE
>though their brand is seemingly diminished, Smack lads keep their heads down and fight for the US title as their top prize for a couple of months. Along the way they return much-missed prestige to the title, which is nice. Goes back and forth WCW-stylebetween KO, AJ, Zayn, Ziggler and Nakamura
>eventually Shane decides enough is enough
>revives the World Heavyweight Championship
>holds tournament to decide the winner, with the finals on a PPV
>surprise entrant and the winner is...
>Bork Laser
>on the next Smack after the PPV, Heyman is in the ring, red carpet, holding a presentation ceremony for the belt
>Shane and DB are standing there too, but sheepishly in the corner like cucks
>Bork comes out, Galactic belt around his waist
>Heyman presents the historic belt to him
>he stares at it autistically for moments
>finally takes it into his hand
>holds it up, still staring at it with typical cauliflower pea brain autism
>eventually his signature wry-autist smile appears on his face
>undoes the Galactic belt from his waist, holds it in the other hand
>asseses both
>drops the Galactic belt in a trash can conveniently at his feet
>walks out with the classic WCW/world heavyweight belt over his shoulder as his music plays
>Galactic belt never spoken of again
>first defense is at Summerslam vs Orton... in a first blood match
How hard would you mark?
you're not good at posting on 4chan
>Orton
You almost had me til you typed this
>>2542490
This. No one in their right mind would want to watch an Orton match, especially for the title.
>Kevin Kelly: "RRAAAAAIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNMAA-KER!!!"
>Japanese crowd: "OOOHHHHWAAAH!!!"
>Meltz: "Five stars!!!"
Me, watching New Japan for the first time: "T-that's just a normal clothesline... he didn't even deliver it that hard."
It's the wrestler who makes the finisher, not the other way around. It's why a shitty finisher like The People's Elbow was over as fuck.
>>2542387
People's Elbow wasn't a finisher.
>>2542401
Could you be more underage?
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1510320-wwe-wanted-rock-to-beat-cm-punk-with-his-peoples-elbow-finisher
so I've noticed that the samefagging on this board is on a whole new level and what's up with that guy who keeps on spamming the same threads over and over again?
also there's that one guy if you try to force a meme he will then steal said meme then post it over and over again in different variation in the forced meme thread.
We desperately need IDs on this board.
>>2542315
Based Deanchad playing 4d chess with ya
NXT was better when it was a dumb reality show
Try harder op
>>2542262
Those were the days
Agreed. Now it's just a worse version of RoH.