ITT: You must spend the day with 1 - 2 Wrestlers of any era with the only condition being that they must uphold Kayfabe at all times, who do you pic and why?
Pic related
Sandman
Rey Mysterio
his gimmick is that he's short, Mexican and wears a mask, and two out of three of those things are permanent.
The Godfather so I can fuck the hoes while they're stuck in the gimmick too
The Boogeyman so I can feel normal after paying fake hookers with fake money to fuck them
How can one man be so based?
>>2537054
I wish I knew, anon, I wish knew.
>>2537054
who?
In an depth article Cena did with Rolling Stone, I saw the part about his house and what he had to say about it:
> Oddly, there's no wrestling memorabilia anywhere – the reason being, none of it really means anything. "It's fiction," Cena says, which of course it is. All the belts, all the titles, all the moments bloody and not, all of it is vapor, none of it real except to the degree that it makes money and provides him with an outlet for his various talents.
Well, he's right. Wrestlers that aren't marks themselves are rare, but it's refreshing.
this never happened but nice shot
>>2536747
Based cena not being a mark for himself although I'm sure he has something tucked away somewhere just in case he needs the money down the line.
WebM/gif thread.
>>2535815
Post Kalisto at the rumble
post a wrestler without actually posting them.
here's an easy one
I think she fucks the dog
Easiest one
Hottest woman in WWE.
You know I'm right.
>>2524776
>woman
>>2524776
>woman
Why do so many people talk so openly to this guy?
He gives them a fat paycheck
>>2545796
Paycheck can't be that big to justify getting on Vince's blacklist.
>>2545793
who the hell is this? Straight Glenn Beck?
Push when ?
Never
>>2545735
/thread
>>2545691
>download (25)
Most despised figures across pro wrestling. Pic obv related.
>>2545407
didn't he just call all wrestling fans gay
>>2545427
I thought he only refers to those who chant "this is awesome"? Idk, I couldn't bring myself to listen to his potcast
I've always wondered, since the first episode of Raw in 1993, has WWE ever missed a broadcast on Monday nights? If so, how many? The episode from inside Titan Towers doesn't count since it was still a WWE broadcast.
Don't they miss it, or used to, cause of that dog show?
They cancelled the raw after Benoit's death. They did like a tribute to him instead with interviews of wrestlers. Technically it was a Raw but they didn't have matches .
>>2545257
RAW IS THE DOG SHOW
Hi, I happened.
me too
>>2545208
What was bad about this match? I don't think I ever saw it.
>>2545204
Yes, Brock can throw the funny black man a long way
What's your favorite match
>>2545186
until the sequel coming this summer
>>2545206
Cringe. Filtered you fat sweat stain.
Who is the janetty?
Conor
>2 weight world champ
>KO'ed P4P #1 in 13 seconds
>avenged his only UFC loss
>highest paid fighter
>long arms
>21-3
Artem
>13-12
>T-rex arms
>Can't sell a fight
that lance storm looking fuck with a bag on his leg
Nice of Gooby to take a pic with a fan
On heat with HHH:
>Yea me and Paul have some serious heat. It all goes down like this. So a month before i decided to split with that trainwreck if a company, I had gained some heat with The Schnozz over me fucking Stephanie the previous night. Not only that, but the next morning after he saw i walked out of his bedroom after meeting with some execs on a road trip, he was feeding his daughter and she looks at me and says Bye Daddy as Steph slaps my ass on the way out. I tell him "Nothin Personal lil guy" before i leave and he begins crying in a diary he had on the kitchen counter. Pathetic really.
>>2545009
Cringe
>>2545021
Hi Paul!
>>2545009
Is Ryback even that tall, he doesn't look over 6'1
>WELP! Here comes the pain!
>>2544948
NOT FOR NUTHIN COLE, BUT THAT TORRIE IS ONE HOT TOMATAH
>>2544948
I honestly still miss hearing that whenever Lesnar makes his entrance......it never got old, and his entrance still doesn't seem right without it
>>2544956
YES BUT LOOK AT SABLE