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>WWE pushing a clear roid case that has no backstage pull/connections in 2017

Unoriginal shitpost

Jinder deserves a push

Yes he and Big E definitely are

Definitely. Not only did he have a pretty successful singles career where he was pretty over, he managed to reinvent himself and became part of the team that has the longest WWE Tag Title reign in history, and that isn't being broken for a very long time. He's definitely getting into the Hall of Fame

>first real African wrestler who won the IC, US and Tag Team titles

Repo Man was a great gimmick literally kill yourself

>>2544474
Not having a gimmick. /thread

doink or gobbledy gooker
maybe the yeti or oz if we're playing on easy mode

>>2544416
Charlotte > Sasha > Becky >>>>>>>> Bayley

They probably didn't realize how terrible bayley's offense looks and how awful her promos were

>>2544416
>smarks attempting to be SJW's by complimenting m'lady and her strong wrestling
>would rape any of them given half the chance
Strange fanbase

>>2544350
The amazing atheist loves Bray

>>2544350
Im gonna be honest, I am critical against 90% of the indy shitters in NXT. But there is something about this guy. The fact that it looks like he buys into what he is doing, and comes across as an actual character.

His theme is dope, he isn't particularly small compared to the new norm. I believe hell make it, unlike guys like nakameme and fatass

>>2544357
>and comes across as an actual character.

He is that edgy in real life, its not even a character so it works

>>2544188
Yes

You might not feel it right now, but your bones are still weak at the moment. Just let them heal and then go wild. Otherwise, you'll risk reinjuring them.

It might not take that long, but I would still listen to the good doctor unless you're under some kind of sponsorship, and let's be real, you aren't.

>>2544188
JUST listen to the doctor. You'll be fine for mid June.

Or you could be a fucking numbnuts, go skating in the next month and break your weak ass bones again, then be back to square one, need 3 months off and miss all summer.

>>2544134
Is he a spic?

>>2544212
Vampiro is from Canada

>>2544212
hes white but he embraces cholo culture like that guy from Suicidal Tendencies

>>2544019
That dropkick bump she took in orlando was nasty

Obama.

>>2544023
this tbhwyf

Nash voted Hillary what did you expect? hes a beta

>>2544011
>political beliefs = alpha/beta
neck yourself

>>2544026
>beta hill shill detected

based undernazi samy al-abmabineyah

BMAJ
BBD
BQC
SKAMAN
OREOWENS

>>2543973
He's going to win the Sultanic Rumble and main event Ras-Ul-Maniyya one day.

I saw Roman Reigns a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Roman trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started SCANNING it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I met Shawn Michaels at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?” Then out of nowhere Shawn Michaels shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big HBK fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Shawn was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Shawn Michaels and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.

>>2543920
I le met Jasethy Rollins xD and I did a le reddit copypasta lmao :D

Based Deano being the iron man of the WWE.

>forbes

literally fake news

go fuck yourself
none of these figures are true

>>2543832
>10. Randy Orton (1.9 million)
What a waste

Ugly and utterly talentless.

>>2543693
That's not a picture of Asuka in the OP.

boring

yeah

>>2543507
In a fucking heartbeat.

Not with those roots. Dropped before I even pick it up.

>>2543100
Finn's gay kick slap remind me of that video where some autistic kids tries ninja kicks in a real fight and gets knocked.

>>2543100
You're retarded.

>>2543100
Out of all things, manlets really are messing with your life. Sad!