Who is the most legit wrestler of all time?
>>2545457
>Scott Steiner is 55
>>2545457
Before Big Poppa Pump
>took a shower
>hit the weights
>got a clue
>>2545457
Kurt or Brock, no one else comes close
What ridiculous gimmick will they give him?
Snitsky's gimmick, apparently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pfmf9tQa7Gk
>>2545396
He's le angry monster with a good heart
>>2545414
He killed his tag partner for losing, so probably not.
Anybody else think he's coming across as a whiny bitch and needs to shut the fuck up?
TNA must be loving him. He spends all his time talking about how much he hates WWE.
>>2545388
he has gone through some crazy shit over the past 6 months
>Got stabbed
>Beat his brother to a bloody pulp
>sex tape of his future wife got leaked
And he thinks triple h did it, so he is indirectly attacking him, I'm surprised he hasn't killed someone yet
>>2545425
Don't forget the drunk rants
>practicing full-contact martial arts for self-defense
>guaranteed to sustain injuries in training
>chance of actually getting into a street fight are close to zero
>not realizing how counter-productive full contacting training is
The probability of getting into one street fight in the next 50 years and being injured is less half of 1%. And half of those encounters are easily avoidable if you just stay away from bars/drunks/night club scenes.
If you look at full contact martial art injury statistics the probability of getting moderately injured in a couple years of training is like 50% for boxing, kyokushin, muay thai, and grappling arts. The injuries are usually minor at first: cuts,busted knees, broken fingers, sprained ankles, staph infections, etc...but the longer you practice the more your chance of serious injury goes up, and if you ever enter full contact competitions to "really test yourself" the probability of injuries goes up like 400%.
So basically if you want to protect yourself and avoid injury the last thing you should do is train a full-contact martial art. If you do train it shouldn't be longer than a year or two, after that there is diminishing returns on the benefits you receive, you should be able to take on most untrained attackers already, so its not worth training longer and risking bigger injuries.
>>2545357
the fight stats I got from doing a bit of math on this http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/5273256/Number-of-victims-of-street-fights-soars.html
>A total of 7,432 people were treated in hospitals in England in 2007/08 after either being hit, struck, kicked, twisted, bitten or scratched by another person.
7432 over a two year period, out of 53 million people. Hospital stats are more representative than police stats, since many people don't report street fights, but if they get hurt they will go to a hospital unless it's too minor.
the martial arts injury stats are just from memory, read an article last week
>>2545357
Bitch, life is dangerous you know...
>practicing full-contact martial arts for self-defense
So and what, in civilized countries, most people don't bear weapons.
>guaranteed to sustain injuries in training
Life is dangerous you know, if you don't go search for your limits pushing your boundaries, you're a waste of time, space and oxygen consummed.
>chance of actually getting into a street fight are close to zero
There are an aweful amount of number of things that have a pretty close to zero chance of happening and that happen daily
>not realizing how counter-productive full contacting training is
Agreed, you're the one that imply that martial artists always train full contact.
>If you look at full contact martial art injury statistics the probability of getting moderately injured in a couple years of training is like 50% for boxing...
Retard look for the soccer statistic of injuries in low amateur divisions. You'll be suprised.
Yes you're a faggot.
That kind of faggot, .webm related.
>>2547558
>There are an aweful amount of number of things that have a pretty close to zero chance of happening and that happen daily
>I don't know how statistics work
Getting kicked in the head by a power tripping middle-aged "sensei" will do that to people.
ITT: Give any wrestler a new theme
>crossfade.io
>add any titantron video from youtube
>set volume to 0
>add new audio/song
>add any other track if needed
>save
>post results
>examples:
http://crossfade.io/#!/t8bm8s6xcr
http://crossfade.io/#!/fd2g9mdls5
http://crossfade.io/#!/biw54gaojf
http://crossfade.io/#!/q47s0zv8jf
http://crossfade.io/#!/wg5nuchl0x
Based Big Dog walkin the smarks
http://crossfade.io/#!/fwb5jobhs6
Is Seth's time done? He's pretty over and puts on consistent matches. But there's just something missing. Where does he go after this Joe feud?
>>2545233
To smackdown.
>>2545246
Yeah but the shakedown is over. If they have a draft it's not going to be til what, July? Unless they actually just scrap whatever the fuck Kurt Angle was saying and have Stephanie put herself over again and fire Seth from Raw.
>>2545233
my money is on a short shield run since Dean is on Raw now and Roman will be back in a few months
When is he finally going to kill himself?
I bet he's lying about being bi-polar
No. He's actually commentating an MMA show RIGHT NOW in Japan. Google it.
>>2545236
So he is lying.
Vince should sue the little faggot
>>2545236
This. Commentating on real sports where there's not a closet homo fatty screaming at the table, hoping Joey Styles isn't anywhere in the building.
Happy easter /asp/
>>2545115
18+
>>2545115
I wanted Brock and Roman. You're a terrible mother.
>>2545115
That better be for your wife's son.
How are TNA and ROH?
Been watching WWE on and off and wanting to get back into wrestling but want to see what else there is.
Since ROH and TNA (I think) have on demand services they seem good to get into since I can watch previous stuff and any amazing matches they have in history.
They're shit. NJPW is the only thing worth watching.
ROH has been awful for years and there's points where TNA was legitimately better than it.
TNA was awesome from about 2004 to 2010. Then Hogan and Bischoff killed it.
do any of you guys imitate wrestlers IRL?
When I wake up to turn off my alarm I always jerk my shoulders up like I am kicking out of a pinfall I always stay awake easier than if i just slowly got out of bed
i want to FUCK peyton royce.
Please, instead of using the OP's original faggy thread, use this thread to post more SEXY fucking PEYTON royce.
>>2545003
>>2545003
No. Have sex. Virgin.
Look in my eeyyyyyyessss what do you see? The cult of personality
Red hair was what made her over the edge SUPER fucking hot. Shame she went back to black hair. Just a generic supermodel then.
this should be posted in every eva marie thread just as a reminder
>>2545043
A reminder of what? A mug shot is unflattering? She has had a nose job? Big freakin' woop
>ywn make roman look strong
jdimsa ;_;
>>2544936
Why is this slacker the face of the company?
>>2544943
>slacker
roman rein is king he will win his champion agai soon again brok lesnsar. roman is my king he is strong and powerful believe this yes sir.
>>2544957
>when you get to shake Undertaker's hand at Wrestlemania
Best matches in terms of storytelling?
bret vs austin
brock vs roman reigns
hogan vs andre
benoit vs jericho
Sasha vs Bayley
hogan vs warrior
hogan vs macho man
goldberg vs ddp
cena vs umaga
cena vs brock lesnar
edge vs taker
batista vs taker
triple h vs cactus jack
Why do they keep calling this bitch Oscar?
You genuinely thought this was funny didn't you
>>2544835
Because she deserves one for being able to convince so many people that she's actually a good wrestler
>>2544840
KEK
In retrospect, is this the weirdest PPV in history? It's so strange.
>Dead brand (at the time) that WWE was willing to bring back for one night
>Minimum relation to "current" wwe storylines (briefly mentioned when you see RAW/Smackdown guys in the crowd; the end of the show is a giant beat on bischoff)
>No buildup on WWE TV in terms of matches/stories
>TVMA rating; fuck was said at least twice by on screen talent (RVD and Paul Heyman)
>Paul Heyman shoots completely honestly in the middle of the show
>Isolated "ECW One Night Stand" canon where most of the guys wear their old gear and use their old names/gimmicks
So fucking strange. I love this PPV, and the second one. Weirdest PPV I've ever seen.
>>2544804
It's great. Definitely felt like the true old ECW. Wasn't Paul actually in charge of directing the show?
ONSII was okay but it definitely felt more WWE.
I think the whole thing was a mistake because it ultimately showed Vince there was a enough brand interest to exploit. He then proceeded to WWEfy it and that was that.
>>2544804
ECW should have died peacefully with this and Hardcore Homecoming instead of having 10 more "reunion" shows afterwards
>>2544817
>It's great. Definitely felt like the true old ECW. Wasn't Paul actually in charge of directing the show?
I believe so. Pretty sure he was actually in charge of the booking and set and basically literally everything that had to do with the show other than the WWE shit. The JBL comment about how he's only champion because Triple H wanted tuesdays off was great. Doubt WWE OK'd that beforehand.
>ONSII was okay but it definitely felt more WWE.
Well yeah it was pretty retarded that the first or second match on an ECW show was Kurt Angle vs Randy Orton. Overall though even with the main event having Cena vs RVD i thought it was great. It was when the show came back to TV that it all went down hill
>I think the whole thing was a mistake because it ultimately showed Vince there was a enough brand interest to exploit. He then proceeded to WWEfy it and that was that.
Meh I don't agree, we got two great shows out of it even if what happened afterwards was horrible at best with the neo ECW.