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As the only shoot interviewer who isn't a greasy mark with crippling autism and a lisp in a XXXL black tshirt he is far from worst

>Tell me about wrestlers' penises

>>2548822
howwww big is batistas dickkkk
>unexpected question

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>>2548757
>Heel yells at a fan and the fan climbs over the barricade with no struggle through Security and helps the face win the match

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>hey kid if you can bounce this ball 10 times i will give you 100 dollars.
>kicks ball away at 9

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>heel offers high five to fan and pulls their hand away last second

>guy who can actually draw, get over and Tombstone opponents

Not to be racist but I would never have a non-white as my top guy

>>2548741
/thread

In fairness to John, he apparently actually choked out Edge with the STF once.

>>2548685
ill tell you what is pathetic. that BMJ didn't bury that fat pathetic loser and send him back to the indies for scraps

>>2548696
your ass on fire mate calm down :D

>>2548581
> making fun of wrestling fans while being part of a wrestling fan board

He finna worked himself into a shoot

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>>2548581
>>2548589
/thread

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>>2548563
Dean is definitely 6'4". He's taller than Cena in this pic and he isn't even standing up straight.

>>2548563
Sheamus and Batista were both billed at 6'6'' early in their careers which is just laughable. Sheamus is actually something like 6'2.5''

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>>2548563
Kevin Nash isn't 7'. He's barely taller than the werewolf from True Blood.

They literally played his theme during the Hawks/Wizards game coming back from halftime.

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>>2548562
This is a post from r/SquaredCircle a couple of days ago:

https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/652tzb/does_anyone_else_think_sami_zayn_can_be_the_top/?st=J1LSA8TE&sh=31edd475

Top kek

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>>2548586
>a muslim who hates America
>Being the top babyface in Amerca

why are people so cucked these days?

Well he's 6'1" and 212 pounds, so.

I'm gonna say no.

Well it will be good if he can fuck off to 205

>>2548546
he's 5'11" you mark. You think Undertaker is 7'0" too?

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Graduate of michgin unnivsity

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I always think of him when people bitch about workrate or movesets. He had a corner rebound bulldog, a russian leg sweep and a DDT and he told great stories. Also relevant to OP Konnan says he has an IQ of 155

>>2548512
but is he funny though

>>2548475
GOAT theme

Remember when he took that nasty bump in the Rumble? I was sincerely worried about him.

>>2548475
IS

The gossip is so juicy, anon.

Comfy? Is this a slang word now?

>>2548483
>never browsing /tv/

you have to go back

is that the fat shit that inoki fucked up

Was Big Daddy the janetty?

>>2548458
No, you ignorant twat. That's Haystacks.
>>2548460
Shawn Michaels never had to work in WCW, but Janetty did. So what does that say?

>>2548414
have sex

What's a persona? Is that like a Stand?

>>2548426
They are in the same vein as stands, born through certain Arcana's from the tarot deck. It's a little confusing but Persona is a great JRPG franchise with an awesome story, and you can pick up any one and just play because the plots aren't connected.

For comparison's sake, here's the version used on stuff like DVD releases and the WWE network
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VS17Q1YhO4

That's a pretty cool find faggot. Still don't know why they had to show Eric backstage before he came out.

>>2548382
"I'm Back" is the GOAT theme and Eric is the GOAT authority figure

>>2548302
Andre use to be pretty athletic, once he came to WWF Vince Sr limited his moveset because he felt it would draw more making him a more believable giant

Have you tried being +18?

>>2548302
18+