>no braun merch
Who the fuck would buy it?
No need to make merchandise, just a coffin. He'll be buried in 2 weeks.
>>2556079
Me.
Should this match main event Summerslam?
>Summerslam will be a reddit crowd who worship these two
>Its in Brooklyn - the same place they had their 'classic' NXT match
>It will have a near year long build by then
>They have chemistry so it should be a good match
>The Raw world title match will just be Lesnar squash match to fatten him up for Roman, probably built around the suplex meme
>The Smackdown world title match will be a Randy Orton match who will probably have no heat by then because of how boring and lazy he is in 2017.
If not, then which mens match can follow it?
>>2556069
It should not main event Summerslam because they are both shitty wrestlers. Nothing to do with them being women.
WWE can't just keep putting on shitshows.
>>2556069
Sasha should main event my dick tbqfh
terrible in both character and wrestling
if any women should main event anything it should never be them or charlotte
Randy Orton confirmed for remaining WWE Champion until at least (AT LEAST) Money In the Bank, perhaps even all the way up to Summerlsam. At which point he'd become the longest reigning SDL WWE Champion, supplanting AJ Styles.
How do you feel about this?
Considering BMAJ is gonna eventually take the title off him and have a 7 star match with Nakamura at WM next year, I'm ok with this.
>>2555986
Corbin is going to be the guy to take it from him. AJetty relegated to mid-card.
>>2555986
>actually thinking the WWE version will be better than their previous match
Kek
how has he not lashed out yet? is the pay that good that he would rather job than become a big star?
Millennials are cowards that are afraid to take action
he draws 0 dimes so he should be grateful for what he is getting
Because not everyone is "big star material".
Besides the pay is indeed really good and although most of your life is on the road many would prefer it to working in a factory for far far less money.
Go on vacation with
>Apollo Cruise
Enjoy listening to some
>Apollo Blues
Seek legal consultation from
>Apollo Jews
Holy shit, how did they get away with that promo?
>>2555928
It's ok when a black guy says this.
>>2555928
Because it wasn't said by a white male
>Last Week: 3.43
>This Week: 3.34
GIANTS DONT DRAW
http://www.showbuzzdaily.com/articles/showbuzzdailys-top-150-monday-cable-originals-network-finals-4-17-2017.html
>Roman isn't on the show
>Ratings have a sharp downturn
SAVE US BBD
>it's another tune out in the 3rd hour episode
story of RAM's life
Save us roman
>"Titus is a big guy"
What did he mean by this?
>>2555857
for you.
>>2555867
Thanks anon, I marked out cause I'm a /tv/ guy and my gf didn't get it when I kept saying "big guy". She told me to just sit and watch but I wanted some time to pass before I posted just to see if it was just me being an autist. But thank you sincerely.
>>2555875
she was too busy thinking of Booker's BBC in her tight wax puss
On the possibility of Alex Bliss winning the RAW Women's Championship off of Bayley
>god, what a terrible idea that would be
Bliss BTFO
He's right. The terrible match the two are going to have will prove it.
>>2555848
literally who?
>>2555848
How can Lexi ever recover from this?
Pro wrestling's uneducated, stingy white trash "hardcore" fans get half the advertising revenue that normal shows get in a business mostly based on TV rights.
http://indeedwrestling.blogspot.com/2017/03/q-wwe-pg-blood-part-timers.html
http://www.cagesideseats.com/wwe/2017/4/14/15302226/pro-wrestling-content-restricted-youtube-effort-protect-advertisers-offensive-material-wwe-indies
Actual competent business people run screaming from all you broke bitter 4chinners who start getting the shakes every time you see a woman on TV and won't buy anything buy fast food chicken and shit action movies.
So if you ever need to know what happened to blood and titties and cussing REAL ALPHA MEN it's because Vince knows you personally like that shit and wants you to fucking go away.
And he would personally murder every "ironic" racist cuckposter in the /asp/ demographic if it could get him a few middle aged housewifes who watch The Good Wife as background music to their mediocre lives.
You gentlemen have a blessed day.
>"Quick reminder"
>Writes a blog post
setting that aside, this is tumblr-tier trolling.
>>2555862
> 5 sentences
> a blog post
you're why
>>2555815
Gimme gimme chicken tendies, Be they crispy or from Wendys. Spend my hard-earned good-boy points, on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints. Mummy lifts me to the car, To find me tendies near and far. Enjoy my tasty tendie treats, in comfy big boy booster seats. McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's, But of my tendies none remains. She tries to make me take a nappy, But sleeping doesn't make me happy. Tendies are the only food, That puts me in the napping mood. I'll scream and shout and make a fuss, I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss! Tendies are my heart's desire, Fueled by raging, hungry fire. Mummy sobs and wails and cries, But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries. My good-boy points were fairly earned, To buy the tendies that I've yearned. But there's no tendies on my plate! Did mummy think that I'd just ate? "TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW, YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!" I screech while hurling into her eyes, My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise. For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers: Never forget my chicken tenders.
Based Seff surrounded by hotties.
How does he do it lads?
HAHAHAHA
Every NEETbrose fan is either disgusting, fat, or autistic. How can one wrestler be so JUST?
Roman and Seth both have hot fans but Roman also attracts fat black girls for some reason. All Ambrose fangirls are obese awkward white Tumblrinas.
>Zayn and Harper aren't beating Orton because it's too early for either one and WWE probably won't do face vs. face anyway
>Ziggler is going into a feud with Shinsuke and is probably the only option worse than Randy for champion right now anyway.
>Mojo is too midcard to even be fighting for the championship.
>Rowan is a jobber
>Mahal is a mega-jobber
Jesus christ, Randy's holding this belt for at least another two months, isn't he.
Based Jinder will BTFO Blandy
>>2555769
Based Big Poppa Poo is winning the strap brother
Corbin finna cripple one of the contenders and take his place
TELL ANGLE IM LEAVING, AND IM TAKING HIM WITH ME
>what did he mean by this
>get raped by corbin on smackdown
>go to raw and strowman tries to kidnap him
Being Kalisto is suffering
>>2555682
Just think, this is how they chose to debut him!
>>2555688
Kalisto is a shitter.
Braun got him some tv time, he should be grateful for the check.
we lost this week again fellow smacklads, how can we ever recover?
Its not over yet bros!! We can still win r-right?!
>no shieldetties
>no spooby fat man
we win by default.
What went wrong?
>>2555657
too pretty, how can white chicks even compete?
>undefeated at 160+ wins
>longest reigning NXT Champ ever
>objectively the greatest NXT run anyone has ever had
>best female promo despite weak English skills
>got a main roster house show pop at freaking Madison Square Garden
>Meltzer calls her the greatest worker in the WWE not AJ Styles
>"what went wrong?"
These Asuka threads are getting lazy.
>>2555736
>Taking Meltzer opinion seriously
that guy has a untreated yellow fever that makes all his star rating really biased.
What went so wrong?
>>2555602
Jhon
WWE booking
>>2555606
Not at all. He's actuallu one case where you can point to that he wildly exceeded his potential on the wwe roster. Problem is he believed his own hype a bit near the end. He's nothing without wwe booking.