>Trying to savor the feeling of shit leaving my ass 8 in the afternoon
>Spy a roach trying to catch me with my pants down
>It's actually some giant ass mutant yellow-necked fucking monster of a roach
>Asshole clenches cutting the current log lodged halfway between my anus and the inside of my ass into two
>Shimmy into my closet to look for a shoe to wallop this nigger back into Turkey
>Roach gone, likely crawled in betwixt somewhere
/an/ how do I get rid of bathroom roaches? I still need to shit. THIS IS URGENT
>>2479506
Move out of New York.
8/10 green text op. I had a giggle.
Hire an exterminator.