There are animals living under your skin as you read this and

>>2468447
So what?

>>2468447
How did you know I have scabies?

>>2468447
At least I don't have 50 purple eyes in my skin.

>>2468447
Scabies are easy to kill.

>nothing you can do about it

I can kill myself, which will cause them to die too. Then I win.

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>>2468447

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i eat a tablespoon of pic related every 5 days

>>2468447
Are skin cells huge or is that thing so tiny it's an arachnid made of only 50 cells?

>>2468967
Serious question. Where does a person aquire this?

>>2469849

I believe they sell it in farm supply stores like Central Tractor or whatever they changed their name to.

>>2468967
how are you not dead

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You should be more worried about the skeleton living under your skin.

>>2469929
He's a horse.

>>2469929
It's not poisonous to humans or anything. You can even buy Ivermectin in pills in human doses, and it's used in 3rd world countries for human parasites.

>>2470141
protip
it's effective against bed bugs

>>2468967
This shit tastes fucking foul.
But at least I don't have mange/ scabies.

>>2468447
That looks like a scabies mite though. Either you have none of those or thousands.

Had them once; worst part is not knowing if you got rid of them, especially since the itching persists for weeks/month after treatment.

Strangely, the itchiest part of that pic is are all of those cells stacked up like a thousand eyeballs

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>>2468447
Little do they realize, I'm not trapped with them, they're trapped with me

>>2470139
Actually, he's a broom

>>2470259
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

>>2469990
Haha
That's a myth
There aren't any skeletons irl
t. Archaeologist

>>2469847
Clearly, the size of the cells have been exaggerated.

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>>2470957
I hate that kind of shit, especially in something that's supposed to demonstrate something in the sciences.

>>2470983
have you been to the museum of natural history in nyc?
shit's rad

>>2470957
>>2469847
>>2470983

S. scabiei mites are under0.5 mmin size, and the average human skin cell isabout 30 micrometers in diameter. Each mite is about 500 micrometers, about the size of 16 skin cells.

So everything seems to scale. Mites are just very small.

>>2470256
Where did the slide release for your 1911 go

>>2468953
Then other animals eat you from the inside and out.

>>2468447
Don't forget the bugs on your eyelashes.

>>2468447
Now I am going to itch like shit. Thanks.

I AM A GOD

>>2470139
Did he also have a famous tv show back in the 90's?

>>2471073
Not a 1911, is an old Ruby pistol and it's just lacking the safety
Where we're going, we don't need safety

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I've never had a problem with parasites or long term relationships.

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>>2470256
Now douse them sons a bitches in deep fat frying oil!

>>2469849

Any farm store, but as a general rule it's used so much and so frequently that you have to use something else 90% of the time anymore.

Fucking retards need to learn how to cycle their wormers.

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>>2468447
Ohh..... so this is what this in the middle of my chest is...

>>2468953
but if you kill your enemies they win. Good thread OP, good thread

>>2474183
Eh, it's not even limited to retarded farmers. Frontline is all but useless in some areas due to everyone putting it on all their cats and dogs.

>>2468447
Friendly reminder that if you're reading this, you have bugs living on your eyelashes, you've had them for a long time, and there's absolutely nothing you can do to get rid of them!

>>2469847
Arthropods are crazy

>>2468967
>for oral use in horses only

>>2470983

>pluto un-personed as if it never existed.

>>2471067

In what counting system is 16 roughly equal to 5? That thing is way out of scale.

>>2474616
when he said "under0.5" that covers a range of sizes.

females are .3-.45 mm, both numbers are under .5. Skin cells likewise vary in size, but if we go with the .03 estimate that gives us 10 cells per small female mite, bringing that picture closer in range. Note that the number of cells counted along the body doesn't go the entire length.

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>>2474386
Fucking lol it's worse than I thought

>>2468447
I could An Hero. That would result in a different problem, though.

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>>2468447
at least post the ones that most healthy humans actually have.

>>2475067
cut your necbeard and then go visit a doctor

>>2475095
Tomorrow I will. Why do you think I shaved?

>>2475098
*waxed
It was painful as fuck too.
Also I'm sure I got the bugs at workl

>>2474582
apparently you can use tea tree oil products to get rid of them

>>2468953
T. Tradeu

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>>2475095
Just did. He told me scabies is highly contagious so it's probably not that, just an allergic reaction I've got from work.

I can't believe you guys memed me into going to the doc to check for scabies lol

>>2468447
>there are living cells living under your skin and there is nothing you can do about it!
What a disgusting thought.

>>2473526
Nah he's the retired actor from the 60's

>>2476801
You are one big living thing with the collective conscious of all your living cells. Why do you feel disgusted at yourselves, Anon?

>>2470983
Is that your Masters thesis project?

>>2476836
>he likes having disgusting lazy parasitic cells taking advantage of his sentience
Don't get fussy when one of them decided to turn cancerous and become full on parasitic. Fuck those creepy cells.

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>>2471067
Does pic related cells look that big to you?
Also, I wonder how ITS cells must be like for it to endure that small size. Is the arthropod itself a cell?

>>2475445
>he didn't check for >>2475093 yet
Come back once you're done, senpai. Don't want those parasites on your skin, do you?

Please don't remind me.

>>2476801
Here is the really cool part, your cells are literally outnumbered by bacteria living within your own body.

>>2476921
Man, robots are going to find us fucking disgusting once we figure out how to allow them to think

>>2476931
By in large it is a symbiotic relationship as we need all the different kinds of bacteria in our gut to aide us in extracting nutrients. In exchange, the bacteria have a place to live in relative safety.

If you have ever gotten a bad case of diarrhea after a regimen of antibiotics, it is because a significant portion of your gut bacteria was killed off.

>>2470956
Thanks Archie, I can always rely on you. Not sure why you keep asking for calcium, though.

Thank fuck, I thought I was all alone. This is reassuring.

>tfw have experienced scabies before
worst fucking moment of my life

>>2468447
Not if I but myself alive!

>>2468447
>go to /d/
>develop parasite fetish
>???
>PROFIT!!!

>>2468447
How does that thing survive if it clogs up the airshaft with eggs?

>>2479680
I feel you
Plus I had them on my back, the worst fucking place to have infected. I remember me crying from the itch.