My betta fish died :( how can I give him a proper funeral?

Dig a hole
Shoot yourself
Fall in hole

Make a balsawood Viking ship.

Play the most touching song you know in a bagpipe while you flush it in the toilet

Eat it and absorb its essence so it will be with you forever

>burying a fish in the dirt
seems so weird
shouldn't a fish be "buried" in the water?

I'd usually put it out into a nearby lake or stream
toilet just has bad associations

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OP just flush him. it's an honorable viking funeral for a fish.

Buy 100 or so sparklers, throw sparklers in firepit, put fish on top, light one sparkler as a fuse, put on sunglasses, give your best final farewell as it is engulfed in the flames, extinguish with sparkling water so he can sparkle in the afterlife

>>2460830
unless your pet came from that nearby lake or stream you should probably stop doing that

>>2460882
>Getting flushed down into human shit is an honorable viking funeral

Eat it

>>2460887
if he's dead what will happen besides his body being eaten

>>2460380
bottle rocket over a lake

>>2460380
Wrap in aluminum foil amd throw it at a transformer, should be gone afterward.

>>2460380
I buried mine in my garden last year and gave him a proper tomb rock.

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A fitting end for a shitty fish.

Don't ever get tramatacara macrostoma. Too expensive of a fish to flush. Hang them on the fucking wall.

>>2460971
Whatever killed it might contaminate the ecosystem you dumped it in

>>2461260
Time will kill us all anyways

>>2460380
feed it to a bunch of antd and save his skeleton

>>2461576
that's a very poor excuse

>>2461663
+1
That's what I did with my big cichlid that died. Tossed it right on a trail of ants. Minus the skeleton part. I never found remains. Bird or something probably got to it.

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If u don't eat him you never deserved him in the first place and should probably kys

launch it towards one of the planets orbiting Trapist-1