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My betta fish died :( how can I give him a proper funeral?

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My betta fish died :( how can I give him a proper funeral?
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Dig a hole
Shoot yourself
Fall in hole
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Make a balsawood Viking ship.
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Play the most touching song you know in a bagpipe while you flush it in the toilet
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Eat it and absorb its essence so it will be with you forever
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>burying a fish in the dirt
seems so weird
shouldn't a fish be "buried" in the water?

I'd usually put it out into a nearby lake or stream
toilet just has bad associations
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OP just flush him. it's an honorable viking funeral for a fish.
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Buy 100 or so sparklers, throw sparklers in firepit, put fish on top, light one sparkler as a fuse, put on sunglasses, give your best final farewell as it is engulfed in the flames, extinguish with sparkling water so he can sparkle in the afterlife
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>>2460830
unless your pet came from that nearby lake or stream you should probably stop doing that
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>>2460882
>Getting flushed down into human shit is an honorable viking funeral
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Eat it
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>>2460887
if he's dead what will happen besides his body being eaten
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>>2460380
bottle rocket over a lake
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>>2460380
Wrap in aluminum foil amd throw it at a transformer, should be gone afterward.
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>>2460380
I buried mine in my garden last year and gave him a proper tomb rock.
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A fitting end for a shitty fish.

Don't ever get tramatacara macrostoma. Too expensive of a fish to flush. Hang them on the fucking wall.
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>>2460971
Whatever killed it might contaminate the ecosystem you dumped it in
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>>2461260
Time will kill us all anyways
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>>2460380
feed it to a bunch of antd and save his skeleton
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>>2461576
that's a very poor excuse
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>>2461663
+1
That's what I did with my big cichlid that died. Tossed it right on a trail of ants. Minus the skeleton part. I never found remains. Bird or something probably got to it.
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If u don't eat him you never deserved him in the first place and should probably kys
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launch it towards one of the planets orbiting Trapist-1
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