Old school jokes and funny tales. Post answers to riddles.
A guy is digging a hole in his yard. His neighbor approaches...
>Hey neighbor, what are you doing?
I'm burying my goldfish
>That's a big hole for a goldfish.
Yea. He's inside your cat.
What's the deal with woodchucks? They don't chuck wood?
*queue seinfeld music*
>>2411126
>Seinfeld music
Kid wants a bass guitar dad says ok, but your taking lessons every Saturday
First saturday, dad asks what did you learn?
> How to tune it and the first five notes on the E string
Second Saturday dad asks what did you learn?
>First five notes on the A string and the right way to coil the cord
Third Saturday kid doesn't come home untill 3am. Dad asks where the hell were you? Your music teacher called.
>I don't need any more lessons, I got a gig.
The discord server has some top tier OC.
>>2411642
lost
>>2411642
Probably the easiest humor ever made