Animals Holding Weapons

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KISAMA

>>2406100
How does he cock his gun

I feel worried about the animals cutting themselves owo

>>2406215
Best one.

>>240621
>mess with gecko get the pecko

>>2406558
I'm making Gecko Pecko

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I really really like this thread

Best thread on /an/

>>2406094
oh boy I love /kan/ almost as much as /can/

>>2406968
Outnumbered, yeah, but axefrog has the high ground. It's over.

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>>2406558
Here's rhino threat.

>>2407080
I'd be legit scared that that beetle drops the knife and cuts the guy's hand if I were him.

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>*Joins your party*

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>>2406549
>>2406573

That is an Agama not a gecko.

>>2406558
Monky Bizness is Top-tier

>>2407108
>spider with bugle hat

I have never seen anything so great in my life. Nothing. This is the pinnacle of stupid internet antics. Please do this to more animals.

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>>2407099
>>2407099

That's my boy Spike and I love that people still post this pic. I was scared that I'd fuck up my hand too, but I had to pry that ahit away from him.

>>2407516
Give him a gun

>>2407080

just how fucking strong are these lil shits?
how is this possible?

>>2407626
Never held a big invertebrate before, have you? They are all freakishly stong. For example you can't really hold a beetle longer than 2 inches or so in your closed fist, it will simply pry your fingers open. And that dude in the picture can easily snap 3 pencils in half. Probably your finger bones too.

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>>2407174
Not so fast

>>2406215
>You mess with Gecko you get a Pecko.jpeg

>>2407516
Neat, I thought stag beetles and the like only live about a month once in beetle form tops.

>>2406215
had it not been for the natural order I would've slaughtered you.

>>2407678
>Frog Ponce DeLeon has been struck down

>>2407174
>>2409293
>Delet this in Rabbit

>>2406738
>nothing personnel, kid

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>>2409293
>>2407174
>Bun with a Gun

>>2406094
This thread is breddy cool

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>>2406558
Black menace's second form in action

Waiting for colt_with_a_colt.jpg

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This wasn't the path he should have taken.

Bump for an important thread

>>2406558
>Not maining Monky Bizness

>>2406968
>A standard game of Talisman

>>2413426
Fuck you, cat with a gat is absolutely top teir

>>2406104
>>2406184
>>2406490
>>2406738
>>2409290
Why do they look so cool?

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Get on this doggo's level

>>2409293
You're pretty good.

>>2406104
*blocks your path*
I will have to slay you

>>2407182
traumagama

>>2406513
underrated comment

>>2406593
>it appears my superiority has cause some controversy

>>2406100
You mess with the cock, you get the glock.

>>2406558
>projectiles in a melee based game
NERF THE COCK AND KITTY REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>2406106
Obligatory

>>2413618
Come again nigga?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-ymx3n7n-0

>>2414820
>gun
>projectiles
You know damn well it's hitscan

>>2406558
if you ever picked hopper I want you to know you are a shitter and you should kill yourself

>>2406558
Siege is the only real choice here.

>>2415212
Siege has been nerfed to hell and back after people complained about his high defenses. Gecko Pecko is currently the new meta.

Anyone who picks Cat or Cock are fucking casuals


Monky Bizness is the best character in the hands of skilled players

>>2406558
siege is the only clever one

>>2406558
Siege more of a defense player myself

>>2406968
Battle Toads

>>2415254
Monky Bizness can fuck any one up who cant watch thier lows

>>2407155
Mess with the cone, get the dome.

>>2407645
Isn't there a beetle that would be as fast as a racecar if it were enlarged to the size of a dog.

>>2416198
Tiger beetle, if it was human sized it could sprint at a speed of 480 mph. Of course it would be blind while doing so.

>>2406558
Monkey business is cool and all but when I'm playing casual and just want to kick back, for me, it's hopper with a chopper, the funnest class

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WWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>2406738
*unsheathes shiba*

Who's supplying the weapons to these fucking animals!?

>>2416304
Iran and China

>>2414584
>brazil.jpg

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Dancing dagger doggo

>>2417670
I was going to say "hey, das1 remastered is looking pretty good" but then I saw that yes, it actually is what it looks to be

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>>2406490
mot caucasian doggo there can ever be

>>2417729

that shit right there is the fucking best reaction image I saw this month lmao

>>2406593
>I WONDER IF EVEN YOUR STAR PLATINUM CAN DEFLECT SO MANY KNIVES, JOTARO

>>2418664

>>2406558
Has anyone beat the secret Mantis Shrimp boss yet? I can't fucking do it
Why is he allowed to do so much damage so fucking quickly

>>2406738
*TELEPORTS BEHIND U*
nothing,,, personell kid,,

Best /an/ thread

>>2415254
>le unavoidable chimpout special of a gorillion hits
>any amount of skill involved
literal meme fighter for button mashing retards

>>2406558
You win one innernetz.

>>2407108
>a pointed stick

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>>2409334
Naw, rhino beetles live for only a few months, but stags can live 2-5 years as an adult (depending on species). He's a good boy

Request stuff and I'm see if my beetle can hold it (if i have it)

>>2419052
are they aggressive

Why are they so OP in bug fights

>>2419052
a dildo

>>2419052
/r/ing a fork, a pizza cutter, and a whole bunch of dried spaghetti.

>>2418895
Git gud. You just have to time your rolls right so your i-frames negate all his attacks.

>>2406558
S tier:
Monky Bizness
Black Menace
Gecko pecko

A tier:
Rhino threat
Pointy boi
Cock with a glock

B tier:
Cat with a gat
Siege

C tier:
Stabo the crabo
Hopper with a chopper

>>2419096
>Stabo the crabo is C tier
You gotta be kidding me, you have probably never played this game...
Crabo is a very powerfull character if you know how to use him, his grab is almost unavoidable when you combo it with his sideways walking speed, besides that you put characters like Monkey Bussines on S TIER, while crabbo completely rekts him because of the MSWWS Bonus+Strong Overhead combo.
Seriously, no one can deal with a good Crabo, he has a smart counter for everyone...

>>2419135
>That shit
>Better than the unavoidable apeshit bat barrage that takes out a third of your enemy's health
>Combined with Monky Bizness' sheer agility, speed and it's tiny hitbox

Meanwhile I have never met a good Crabo player ever

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>>2416288
This is making me nervous
pls delete

>>2419052
a gun

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>>2419055
Sort of? Depends on the species,this guy gets very aggressive if you bother him, but he's chill and curious if you let him just explore

pic related, he managed to pinch me when I took him out of his cage. It's not that painful (and certainly not like to this >>2407645 level) but it's a lot of pressure. I accidentally let him get close to my other beetle and he almost cracked his shell

>>2419075
let's do this

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>>2419075
Fork taken

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>>2419308
Fork rejected

>>2419308
Heh saved.

>>2419153
That ape might have a small hitbox, but remember that crabo has a wide-as hitbox on his grab that interrupts Monkeys barrage, also if you spin in circles around the Monkey he will miss most of his attacks and use all of his stamina, while Crabo still has 3/4 of the stamina bar, so he can Overhead+Slam+Overhead+Pinch, and that is an instakill for all classes except siege baka...

>>2419052
Lit cigarette

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>>2419075
>>2419308

No pizza cutter, but here's a veggie peeler

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>>2419075
>>2419899

regret

>>2419901

never forgetti rhino's spaghetti...

>>2419899
>SMAAAAAASH DAT LIKE BUTTON

How do bug muscles work?
Do they get stronger the more they workout?

>>2419899
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>2419901
I love this beetle.

>>2419052
What species is this beetle? What other beetles do you like to keep or would like to have?
I was trying to get some but where I lived at the time couldn't keep any.

>>2419901
If you have a foam hand, you should see if he can hold it. And maybe a small hammer.

Is Spike /ourbeetle/?

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>>2407622
What the fuck are you doing? He's already a threat with just a knife.

>>2406558
siege is the only real choice, maximum hitpoints the rest cant compete with four pronged attack, besides arnt some of those running "also a food" traits?

>>2416286
>airshit

I knew there was something wrong with this picture.

>>2419901
Im saving this just for the wtf factor.

>>2420334
The time for blini is over.

>>2419052
One of those mini-bar bottles

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>>2418664
Got ya. I've made this an year ago in ms paint.

>>2406106
Clever birb

>>2406558
>Monky bizness
>Siege
I lost it

derp

>>2421237
you did that on purpose

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>>2419052
A flag.

>>2419052
A pencil. See if it can write something.

>>2420061
He loves you too (maybe)

>>2420069
He is dorcus alcides! I have a female of his species, a m/f p. muelleri pair, and in the past I've had dorcus curvidens, p. takakuwai, Japanese rhino, and atlas beetle. They're A+ pets

>>2420119
>>2420388
>>2421316
>>2421694
I know I have a flag and a pencil, will do. Stuff has to be narrow enough to fit in his little pinchies and not too slippery. Spike will be back tonight

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Bonus: cooking for you

>>2421773
where you get this boy?

>>2421773
He's so cute put your Dick in a picture for scale

>>2414719
It's not a glock. Also bump for cool thread.

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>>2421785
I'm in Japan, so a shop here, but Titan beetle shop sells them online to the US.

>>2421789
I don't have one of those, sadly

At work now, more armed pics later. Feel free to suggest more stuff, I will go through the cutlery drawer.

>>2421854
That nail are you a girl?
Could that bettle hurt you?

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>>2406106
Canuck The Crow was recently assaulted. Apparently he survived.

http://vancouversun.com/news/local-news/canuck-the-crow-spca-seek-witnesses-after-crow-hurt-at-soccer-game

>>2421862

anon what the actual fuck are you talking about?

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>>2421866
Nail grill

>>2421854
a smoke? a pencil/pen/whatever with the point downsides and a piece of paper below it to see what he draws?

>>2421854
Are you a grill anon?

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OH FUCKING HELL.

YEAH, THE RHINO GRILL IS PROBABLY THE NIPPONESE DREAM WAIFU YOU EVER DREAMED OF BUT NOW LETS GET BACK TO TOPIC.

>>2421869
>>2422062
You're both as bad as any /soc/ tier camwhore nb

>>2409293

Hare trigger.

>>2422114
Carlos...

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>>2421875
We're making you something, /an/

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>>2422128
Only constructive criticism, please

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>>2422129
your bug draws some nice titties I gotta say

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>>2422128
>>2422129
>stag beetle art
Imagine doing that on a big canvas with dozens of them. I bet there are some pretentious shmucks who would pay a fortune for that

>>2422142
https://www.elephantartgallery.com/paintings/

there's a precedence, you could make some dosh

>>2422141
This is a blue board!

>>2422129
WTF I love post-minimalist art now!

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>>2421316
I tried so hard to recreate the Iwo Jima photo, but Spike tried to kill his friends and it all fell apart.

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choose your fighter

>>2422181
shiiiit posted that as I was scrolling down and just as it was submitted saw the guy that posted it

ignore dis

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>>2422180
He was separated for attempted murder but he's still patriotic. (sorry these aren't weapons)

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>>2422180
>>2422184
dog bless ameriga

>>2422184
>>2422360
Real beetle bean he's a real amerigan batriod :DDD

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>>2422184
AMERICA OH AMERICAAA FROM SEA TO SHINING SEAAAA

>>2421864
www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40436177

>>2407645
>Probably your finger bones too.
buuuuuuuuuuuull shiiiiiit I could crush that little faggot in an instant if he was in my palm

>>2422634
Relax big guy, he's saying it might be capable of it hypothetically.
No ones implying the beetle could beat you in a fight, have you been getting the shit beat out of you your entire life that you thought you needed to point that out?

>>2419899

YAMEROOOO

https://youtu.be/jSf53y81inM?t=33s

>>2419052
A TV remote

>>2406558
0

>>2406558
.

>>2406215
>take it back, i dare you

>>2422180
>>2422184

Bless you, son.

>>2422184
>"separated" for attempted murder
I chuckled

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>>2423520

the mix between good shit and actual good original content is what makes this thread so great.

almost feels like 2005/06 /b/ again.

>>2423553
Good job

why dog have gun
that is ILL EAGLE

>>2406100
You mess with Chick, you get it in the Dick

>>2414586
snibbety snabbety you get the stabbity

>>2407108
fuck you I want bugles now reeeee

>>2407031
Yea, but spearfrog has the range to work efficiently on lower ground.

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>>2423553

>>2422128
I see that Spike is a sellout now

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>>2424928
Whoops dropped my image.

>>2424930
D'awww.

>>2424930
Craft and give him a little basco and a little glass of red wine, then post pic please.
PLEASE.

>>2424930

I kinda wish that was not a shoop and the bids were also real

>>2424966
But it is real

>>2424966
It's real. Turns out Spike is mad popular on Twitter. Who knew we had a celebrity beetle.

>>2422129
>IAA
>Frowny face

Go back to /a/

bumping this important thread

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>>2423553

please my friends, post more monkey bizness, it's imperative.

>>2426587
no

>>2426589
oh okay, thank you regardless

>>2406215
oh shit

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>>2406558
Stabo of course
>Has knife and massive claws that could rip a tank apart

>>2426587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaeYMYZ1iYc

>>2422085
>you know I don't want to do this, vinny...

>>2422142

Actually, this Is a great idea

"Beetle art"

>>2407516

i love ur twitter account for him <3

>>2419310
>one more fork rejected

>>2406558
Rolland

>>2421867
War never changes

>>2407108
>I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor...

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>>2423553
Nice.

>>2409293
>fast
Cause he's a rabbit. I get it. Haha.

>>2422428
Is that a FAMAS ?

>>2422128
>>2422129

Dude just found your pics in a spic meme FB page


facebook com/story.php?story_fbid=857478061082062&substory_index=0&id=333002960196244

>>2419899
>KURAEEE

>>2421854
W-where are it's eyes?

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>>2427613

>>2409293
NO JUDY IT'S TOO BIG

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>>2419901
this is on facebook now btw

>>2428450
saw this shit on a normalfags twitter
i wanna kick whoever published this on reddit in the ribs

>>2428484
Why

>>2428490
cuz someone is gonna make cancerous memes about it
i like classic spike, no flavours added

>>2406968
>the weapons triangle frogs

>>2428450
Saw it on bbc too.

i miss the old spike straight from nippon spike
i miss the mean spike, attempting to kill other beetles spike

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You guys are just jelly because that Japanese grill will now get really popular with her bug and both will earn tons of monies.

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GIB HIM ALL YOUR MONIES

>>2429750
FUCK, ACCIDENTALLY NAMEFAGGED

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>>2419901
>Literally spilling his spaghetti
Is he, dare I say it, /ourbug/?

>>2419052
a pen

>>2431290
The pen is mightier than the sword

>>2416281
>Pull shoe off
>BAM
>No more crab
Alternativley
>Pull out pocket knife
>Knife fight the crab
>Win a knife fight and have dinner