Never held a big invertebrate before, have you? They are all freakishly stong. For example you can't really hold a beetle longer than 2 inches or so in your closed fist, it will simply pry your fingers open. And that dude in the picture can easily snap 3 pencils in half. Probably your finger bones too.
mot caucasian doggo there can ever be
Naw, rhino beetles live for only a few months, but stags can live 2-5 years as an adult (depending on species). He's a good boy
Request stuff and I'm see if my beetle can hold it (if i have it)
>Stabo the crabo is C tier
You gotta be kidding me, you have probably never played this game...
Crabo is a very powerfull character if you know how to use him, his grab is almost unavoidable when you combo it with his sideways walking speed, besides that you put characters like Monkey Bussines on S TIER, while crabbo completely rekts him because of the MSWWS Bonus+Strong Overhead combo.
Seriously, no one can deal with a good Crabo, he has a smart counter for everyone...
>Better than the unavoidable apeshit bat barrage that takes out a third of your enemy's health
>Combined with Monky Bizness' sheer agility, speed and it's tiny hitbox
Meanwhile I have never met a good Crabo player ever
Sort of? Depends on the species,this guy gets very aggressive if you bother him, but he's chill and curious if you let him just explore
pic related, he managed to pinch me when I took him out of his cage. It's not that painful (and certainly not like to this >>2407645 level) but it's a lot of pressure. I accidentally let him get close to my other beetle and he almost cracked his shell
let's do this
That ape might have a small hitbox, but remember that crabo has a wide-as hitbox on his grab that interrupts Monkeys barrage, also if you spin in circles around the Monkey he will miss most of his attacks and use all of his stamina, while Crabo still has 3/4 of the stamina bar, so he can Overhead+Slam+Overhead+Pinch, and that is an instakill for all classes except siege baka...
What the fuck are you doing? He's already a threat with just a knife.
Got ya. I've made this an year ago in ms paint.
He loves you too (maybe)
He is dorcus alcides! I have a female of his species, a m/f p. muelleri pair, and in the past I've had dorcus curvidens, p. takakuwai, Japanese rhino, and atlas beetle. They're A+ pets
I know I have a flag and a pencil, will do. Stuff has to be narrow enough to fit in his little pinchies and not too slippery. Spike will be back tonight
Canuck The Crow was recently assaulted. Apparently he survived.
OH FUCKING HELL.
YEAH, THE RHINO GRILL IS PROBABLY THE NIPPONESE DREAM WAIFU YOU EVER DREAMED OF BUT NOW LETS GET BACK TO TOPIC.
I tried so hard to recreate the Iwo Jima photo, but Spike tried to kill his friends and it all fell apart.
He was separated for attempted murder but he's still patriotic. (sorry these aren't weapons)
AMERICA OH AMERICAAA FROM SEA TO SHINING SEAAAA
Relax big guy, he's saying it might be capable of it hypothetically.
No ones implying the beetle could beat you in a fight, have you been getting the shit beat out of you your entire life that you thought you needed to point that out?
Stabo of course
>Has knife and massive claws that could rip a tank apart
this is on facebook now btw
You guys are just jelly because that Japanese grill will now get really popular with her bug and both will earn tons of monies.
>Literally spilling his spaghetti
Is he, dare I say it, /ourbug/?