This fucking woodpecker is hammering away at a metal post on my deck all hours of the day. It won't fucking stop.
Why?
There are no fucking bugs in it.
Fuck I hate it.
Can woodpeckers hear bugs in the trees? Is it a gasline or something that could sound similar?
t. obviously has no idea what im talking about
Woodpeckers drum to communicate. He is trying to get hot bitches; can't fault him for trying. Drumming isnt restricted to wood, they will do it on anything that they think sounds cool.
Just try to cover the metal for the summer, it will go find something else to hit on.
>>2389207
Execution required.
He's a metal pecker
>>2389230
I know this is bait, but for the sake of spreading knowledge all woodpecker species are protected under the Migratory Bird Treaty, it is a federal crime to kill one.
>>2389207
I know this is going to sound nuts but put a picture of a chicken on the post and he will never come back.
>>2389234
Can confirm.
The list is reels.
>>2389282
I'd fucking murder that thing, protected species or not.
>>2389282
If I had a sprit animal the Pilated Woodpecker would be my spirit animal.
That or maybe some other animal. But I think Pilated Woodpecker is pretty cool guy eh has hard pecker, sings, plays drums and doesn't afraid of anything.
>>2389234
Woodpeckers are migratory?
>>2389312
you dumb
>>2389229
Cover the metal, seconding this. I had one tap on my window repeatedly last summer at all hours - covered it with insulation then Saran Wrap . Never came back.
>>2389207
He's a metal head
>>2389236
explain
I, for one, appreciate the work of the noble loud ass bird, as one has removed two stumps almost completely from my yard in 3 months. The damage is incredible.
>>2389305
So you can have a tree fall over that's infested as fuck later on? Because that's probably what's going on there.
oh god a living thing on your property? in america? damn what a tragedy. good thing we have /an/ - I hate animals to express our contempt for everything
>>2389399
Cunt, OP is just trying to find out why. Eurofags don't have wildlife anyway, RIP European biodiversity.
lol just get a cat
>>2389431
No way can that little ginger cat kill 1.4 billion birds. Mine can't even catch one.
>>2389431
>>2389234
kewl thanks for the info forreal
>>2389431
https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/stop-blaming-cats-as-many-as-988-million-birds-die-annually-in-window-collisions/2014/02/03/9837fe80-8866-11e3-916e-e01534b1e132_story.html
>1.4 billion to 3.7 billion
So, which is it? That's a fucking shit load of a difference in numbers. Seems like they don't really have much of a clue since there's such a massive difference as that.
>>2390007
>>2389234
Just take it inside and kill it? Not like the feds are gonna know.
>>2389233
Delet this
Put one of those owl statues they sell at Walmart and like every hardware store for scaring birds away out there.