>Be me
>breeds inverts for shits and giggles
>keeping some at GF's place while moving
>has velvet mits
>didn't know they had babies
>so small they got out of their cage
>now have 100+ baby velvet mites loose in GF's apartment
what do?
>>2387803
record it and put it on youtube.
then actually try to deal with the problem.
>>2387803
Keep an account of your increasingly wacky schemes to get rid of them and submit it as a spiritual successor to the bobbit worm chronicles.
>>2387803
They deserved it.
It's fucking hard to level up postgame in S/M.
>>2387931
update.
I tried sucking up all the babies up with a pooter got most of them. I think...
>>2387931
Bobbit Worm chronicles?
>>2387970
http://www.michiganreefers.com/forums/advanced-topics/84173-bobbit-worm-chronicles.html
TL;DR:
>man keeps aquarium to grow corals
>buys rock for corals
>bobbit worm was burrowed in rock
>worm is eating fucking everything in his tank
>he tries increasingly extreme and outlandish things to kill it, with the worm invariably surviving like a fucking roadrunner/Wile E. Coyote cartoon
>he eventually claims victory and catches it
>too late to save most of his reef
>>2387980
god damn it this is my home state....
>>2387962
is a pooter a British term for a dust buster?
>>2387981
Count your blessings. The founders brewery is within driving distance for you.
>>2388055
founders is the shit they got great selections
>>2388054
Hoover is, I know that.
>>2388054
no think aspirator
>>2388064
wut?
>>2388055
>founders
I'm glad the beer boom is bringing in money but goddamn there is NO FUCKING PARKING in Grand Rapids anymore.
I just want to park and walk to the fucking museum but I have to park 2 miles away and fight my way through hordes of drunk fucks because Founder's or whoever did their annual tapping of the Pinecones Soaked In Cough Syrup Double IPA.
>>2388777
dude I know right when me and my m8s want to get smashed we end up walking the drink off