>Be me >breeds inverts for shits and giggles >keeping

>>2387803
record it and put it on youtube.
then actually try to deal with the problem.

>>2387803
Keep an account of your increasingly wacky schemes to get rid of them and submit it as a spiritual successor to the bobbit worm chronicles.

>>2387803
They deserved it.
It's fucking hard to level up postgame in S/M.

>>2387931
update.
I tried sucking up all the babies up with a pooter got most of them. I think...

>>2387931
Bobbit Worm chronicles?

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>>2387970
http://www.michiganreefers.com/forums/advanced-topics/84173-bobbit-worm-chronicles.html

TL;DR:
>man keeps aquarium to grow corals
>buys rock for corals
>bobbit worm was burrowed in rock
>worm is eating fucking everything in his tank
>he tries increasingly extreme and outlandish things to kill it, with the worm invariably surviving like a fucking roadrunner/Wile E. Coyote cartoon
>he eventually claims victory and catches it
>too late to save most of his reef

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>>2387980
god damn it this is my home state....

>>2387962
is a pooter a British term for a dust buster?

>>2387981
Count your blessings. The founders brewery is within driving distance for you.

>>2388055
founders is the shit they got great selections

>>2388054
Hoover is, I know that.

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>>2388054
no think aspirator

>>2388064
wut?

>>2388055
>founders
I'm glad the beer boom is bringing in money but goddamn there is NO FUCKING PARKING in Grand Rapids anymore.
I just want to park and walk to the fucking museum but I have to park 2 miles away and fight my way through hordes of drunk fucks because Founder's or whoever did their annual tapping of the Pinecones Soaked In Cough Syrup Double IPA.

>>2388777
dude I know right when me and my m8s want to get smashed we end up walking the drink off