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What the hell is this thing?

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What the hell is this thing?
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>>2387796
Baby harvestman
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>>2387796
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DADDY LONG LEGS
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>>2387796
The fuck, you've never seen a goddamn daddy long legs before? They're an arachnid, but they're not a spider. Also totally harmless. Do not squish him, he is a friend.
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>>2387805
>MFW scorpions are closer to spiders than daddies
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>>2387806
I watch moomin too
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>>2387814
yeah, luna lovegood is beautiful
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>>2387805
I never squish. I only require knowledge about the long boy. We have become friends.
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>>2387837
Some tropical qt species look like crabs. (Pachyloidellus goliath)
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>>2387838
What amazing dogs. I really like them.

Thank you for the help my friends. I have set the boy on his way so don't worry for his safety. Bye bye, long boy.
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>>2387805
"Harmless"

No one's falling for this. The round ones have a very painful bite that they're not afraid to use.

The skinny fuckers are harmless. The round ones will bite the living shit out of you. It's NOT harmless, it fucking hurts.
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>>2387846
Harvestmen cannot physically bite humans and they have no venom. It's just a stupid urban legend spread by sixth graders that you still believe for some reason. Or you're thinking of something else that isn't a harvestman.
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>>2387846
>round ones
>skinny fuckers

How the fuck do you expect anyone to know what the hell you're babbling about with descriptors like that?
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>>2387863
Harvestmen are both round and skinny. There's literally no way to tell what the fuck they're talking about.
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>>2387859
Yes, the round ones can fucking bite humans.
How the fuck can you tell me those things with 2mm long fangs can not incite pain?

The longer, skinny ones can not bite you. The round ones can. I literally put one on my hand and it bit the fucking shit out of me. There is no way your legend is true. Absolutely no way.
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>>2387863
THIS CAN BITE YOU
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>>2387863
THIS CAN NOT

HURR FUCKING DURR.
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>>2387921
>>2387924
>HURR FUCKING DURR.
>The best way he can differentiate something that is a spider and something that is not a spider is by calling them "round ones" and "skinny fuckers"
>We're the retards for not understanding this nomenclature

You're not just wrong, you're stupid.
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>>2387805
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>>2387920
You're completely retarded.
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>>2387800
Thats an amblipygid in your pic
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>>2387921
No it can't.

>>2387924
Yes it can. Though it won't hurt much.
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>>2387924
>>2387921
You got it backwards.

Pholcus phalangioides can bite. I've been bitten by them on more than one occasion, but it is rare they get a chance to bite me.

Opiliones have never bitten me and I've handled literally 100s of them at once, like picking up fistfuls of them (eastern usa).
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>>2387994
I know, I was shitposting.

I'm sorry.
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>>2387920
>2mm long fangs
you clearly do not know anything about their mouthparts
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>>2388042

Can they? I've handled many but they usually just vibrate a little and then try to flee. Never had one chomp me.
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I can attest to at least one harvestermen was able to bite me and pierce the skin. I was young, likely 5, and I picked up one of the reddish-brown ones. I had done this hundreds of time before so I thought nothing of it. As I watched him crawl he decided to stop and lower himself, I leaned in to get a better look at him. As I was watching him he tilted forward and I saw his mouth parts push into my skin. The pain was sharp and quick, I flung him into the air. What was left behind was a little red circle.
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>>2388052
hey thats my pic : D
nice : D
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>>2387921
>>2387924
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did you know that they are closer to scorpions than to spiders?
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>>2388341
Did you know they are more closely related to goats than lichen.
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>>2387924
That's not even a harvestman, it's a motherfucking cellar spider.
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Update: He has returned... Welcome back long boy.
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>>2388921
Watch out, their bite is strong enough to sever a human leg.
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>>2388949
He wouldn't do that.
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>>2388921
Fun fact: The males sometimes guard the females and eggs after mating.
Prize for most chivalrous arachnid.
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>>2388921
VERY fast harvestman running at incredible hihg speed
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>>2387838
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>>2387838
that looks fucking metal
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>>2387957
SIDF pls go
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