Shark General

>>2386309
sharks are dangerous

>>2386320
Your face is dangerous

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>>2386320
but
>tfw no Shark gf
They have nice faces.

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Anyone remember this ancient maymay?

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>tfw the other sharks laugh at you for having no teeth

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>>2386370
That is pretty old.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn-ZXgXQeGY

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>>2386309
Fuck sharks.

>>2386352
Is that a seal?

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>>2386920
Sea lion eating the shit out of a thresher shark. There's a reason threshers always look so nervous

>>2386309
i always wanted a megalodon tooth

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>>2386924
Saved

>>2386924
>Two species of the thresher have been identified as having a modified circulatory system that acts as a counter-current heat exchanger, which allows them to retain metabolic heat. Mackerel sharks (Lamnidae family) have a similar homologous structure to this which is more extensively developed. This structure is a strip of red muscle along each of its flanks, which has a tight network of blood vessels that transfer metabolic heat inward towards the core of the shark, allowing it to maintain and regulate its body heat.
Pretty dope.

>>2386892
Did he died?

>>2386352
>heh what if I went into this thread for people who love sharks and posted dead sharks?
kill yourself. if I went and posted seals getting killed in a seal thread I would get banned. you probably won't because seals are cuter than sharks though

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>>2387055

>>2387062
what the hell does that have to do with anything? I never said I didn't care about any other animal, and I never said sharks are in danger or need help. I said you're a fucking retard for going into a thread specifically for people who like a certain animal and posting that animal getting killed you huge fucking retard

>>2387055
Are you seriously getting this ass-blasted over this? It was a humorous post, it's not my fault you're so fucking soft that seeing nature as it truly is offends you so much.
I doubt you'd be banned for posting a sea lion getting killed either, pictures of animal cruelty are against the rules but pictures of nature aren't. In fact, it's in the board title.
Also, it's a sea lion not a seal. :^)
Also, >>2387062 is not me.

>>2387118
well guess what post just got deleted you fag boi. how about you go into a puppy thread and post dead puppies? people don't like seeing their favorite animals getting killed. also this is a blue board so no you can't post gorey pics even if it is nature

>>2387035
Yee

>>2387140
4chan is 18+, even on blue boards.

the most interesting fact about sharks is that unlike other reptiles, they don't have any blood at all

>>2386892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2L0A2D7zV7A

>>2387173
Or legs

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>>2387035
Probably not. That's a parrotfish, so it's probably asleep (well, as asleep as anything gets in the ocean) coated in a mucus that makes it undetectable by smell or heat.

Anyone been bitten?

A dogfish nipped my foot a few years ago at the cape.

>>2388235
Nah homes, he gets ded. This scene was on Blue Planet. Some dick fish moves and sends all the white-tips into a frenzy and they eat everything.

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Am I the only one who thinks great whites are cute as fuck?

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>>2388308
I'm mean' I think they're graceful and beautiful creatures evolved to be very efficient predators, but cute? Maybe the babies.

>inb4 that's not a GW, I know that.

>>2388308
You're not alone

Such a graceful and mighty predator https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIYiYCpPuRQ

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>>2388314
>inb4 that's not a GW, I know that.
But this is

>>2388314
Would definitely (carefully) hug, then quickly put back into the deeper water.

Feels?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpvB5qouSMM

>>2389171
This has happened more than once https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIIO5smSjVk

>>2389171
>>2389180
>prey will be easier to hunt if they're not afraid of you

>>2386326
>no Shark gf
pussy made of sandpaper

>>2388308
I always imagine sharks to be constantly pissed off and have speed metal playing in their heads 24/7. Like slayer or cranium.

>>2386309
>>2388308
>Sometimes that shark looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a shark is he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn’t even seem to be livin’… ’til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’

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>>2390418
>tfw saw jaws when I was 8 and been terrified of sharks since

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>>2390418
>>2390429
>parents raised me on Jaws and Jurassic Park
>watched Jurassic park so many times that by the time I was 4 they had to buy the tape three times since it was getting blown out
>love sharks and doesn't afraid of anything in the water to this day

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>>2389692
Great whites really do seem to be attracted to heavy metal:
http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/death-metal-can-be-used-attract-great-white-sharks/

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*Block your path*

>>2391280
FUCKING ORCAS REEEEEE

>>2386370
Oh yes 2001, when the fire nation attacked.

>>2386924

I love threshers, they've always been my favorite kind of shark.

>>2388308

Nope. Great Whites are indeed cute as fuck.

>>2386320
many things are dangerus if you don't know how to deal with them desu

>>2389527
that's kind of hot