*snibs your snab*

What's the evolutionary advantage to having just one massive fuck-all claw as opposed to two?

>>2385925
gettin laid

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>>2385942

>>2385925
one has to be functional

>>2385927
So is this kind of the equivalent of having a penis so large that it impresses women but it's too big to actually fit in any of them?

>>2385985
That and running around and whacking your sexual opponents with said dick.

>Hey, you looking at my girl. OH, I'm gonna slap you with my dick SO hard.

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>>2385912
*SNIBBIT-JAB!*

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>>2386047

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>>2386054
SNIBBIT-JABBER!

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>>2386059
*snibbit-jabs you* I-Its not like I like you... :#

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>>2385985
Not really since crabs don't fuck with their claws.

It's more like pic related.

>>2385912
That's clearly a Snibbus and a Snabbus.

>>2385925
Having one small claw is good, because it's better for foraging. Having one big claw is good, because you can only have a big claw if you have good fitness, so the one with the biggest claw sends an honest signal to dem gurl crabs, that hes the best snipper to mate with.

>>2385925
It gets the ladies, and passing on your genes is the drive KGB force behind everything

These guys have to live with a gigantic appendage that limits their feeding capabilities, makes them more obvious to predators, and is altogether hard to run quickly with, but it's all to get laid, and that's all that matters in nature.

>>2386107
Why did I say KGB force

>>2386107
>KGB force
It is know

>>2386060
>That retarded upside down stinger

*Chitonous chittering intensifies*

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>>2385912
must acquire nutrients

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>>2385912
*Gribbity-grabs before you snab*

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>>2386397
Seat belts, everyone!

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>>2386060
>that upside down stinger
>centaur-based monstergirl
Into the trash it goes.

>>2386729
I want this girl to come over to my house and kick my ass.

>>2386463
AHHHHHHHH

>>2386463
>With the Frizz? No way!

>>2386109
What is more forceful than the KGB?

>Listening to the song from the first Death Stranding trailer
>See this thread
Can a crustaceans make a good pet?

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>>2385912
*snabs your snib*

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tree snab

I remember going crabbing as a young lad and i was out there in the shallows of the lagoon and they were just coming out of the sand all around me and I was terrified and refused to move for fear of snib

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>>2387529
>arrive at beach during twilight
>all the soldier crabs are out
>scoop them up in the sand like snowballs and begin tossing them at your lil bro
>tfw

>>2387539

holy shit

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>>2386833
This is the proper response. Allow me to join you sir.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>2385912
thanks. I've been meaning to get that snibed

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>>2387009
oi bruv bak the fudk of foh i snibidi snabidi snebdibiti bidibi bobidi bury ye undr the groun swear on me mujm

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*parries ur blow*

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>>2385912
*circumvents your snib, delivers a devastating back snab*

>>2388306
>crablets never learn

>>2386059
that skirt defies the laws of gravity

>>2387004
Is this real? What is that?

>>2388951
whip scorpion

>>2388306
You call those snibbers?

>>2386109
Mainly cos even the female crab is in awe of the big claw of the male without a clue. They'll dance and then he'll excrete his seed all over her fanny where the eggs are safely stored - but it's a secret even to them.

Why? Cos that's how instinct works in crabs. Nature made them simple for a good reason.


Not even the KGB can fathom that mystery.

>>2387002
The question is, how much does it cost to feed a hermit crab?

>Snoop Dogg: rollin little joints with mah right hand
>XZIBIT: FUCKING ALL THE THE NIGGAHS WITH MAH LEFT GUN

#CrabOfTheDay. Different snibiddies every day

>>2387004
cute as fuck.

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>>2389486
*ˢᵐᵃˡˡ ˢniᵇˢ*

https://youtu.be/AMHwri8TtNE

>>2385925
Big one for fights
Small one for eats

>>2389544
>MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MON-

https://youtu.be/YrEr9Z0LUtA

>>2389539
Nuaaaw is so CUTE! Squeeeeee!

>>2388306
>"Heh, nothin' personnel, decapod"

>>2388095
*snabs your snib up*

I'm pleased there aren't 100 pics of crabs holding cigarettes in their hands in this thread

I'm sick of those

>>2386729
A scorpion's anus is on the tail just behind the stinger.

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>>2390398

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>>2386729
>>2386755
>>2390398
>liking this cringy shit

>>2390405
>not liking this cringy shit

>>2389544
Imagine if you were a human and this happened to you.

>>2385925
Grabbing crab pussy just like Dumbnald Plumpf

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>>2390579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEtbFm_CjE0

>>2390901
You are like a little baby.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byford_Dolphin#Diving_bell_accident
>Four divers working on a oil rig
>Decompressing after 500ft dive
>This is done by sitting in a tank that is slowly brought down to ambient pressure over a few hours
>Diving bell surfaces and is docked to chamber
>Divers enter the chamber
The normal way of operating this chamber was to dock the diving bell, transfer the crew, close the door to the chamber, then remove the bell.
>Guy on outside undocks bell while one diver is still closing the door to the chamber
>Bell goes flying and kills one of the two guys operating the outside of the chamber
>Three of the guys on the inside are killed instantly from the pressure change (9 atm -> 1atm almost instantly) turning their organs into mush and various other FUN pressure related internal trauma
>Guy standing next to door depressurizes even quicker
>Pressure causes his arms to fly off, and some organ bits to get shot out of his body
>Which is then SMASHED and SLAMMED through a 60cm hatch so violently that it completely tears the rest of his body apart and pelts the rest of the deck in liquid diver bits
>FUG :DDD
I'd post pictures of the various diver bits assembled in a morgue somewhere, but I'd get banned.

>>2390252

I laughed way too hard, fuck you man.

>>2388306
>*snibs behind you*