*snibbit-jabs you* I-Its not like I like you... :#
Not really since crabs don't fuck with their claws.
It's more like pic related.
Having one small claw is good, because it's better for foraging. Having one big claw is good, because you can only have a big claw if you have good fitness, so the one with the biggest claw sends an honest signal to dem gurl crabs, that hes the best snipper to mate with.
It gets the ladies, and passing on your genes is the drive KGB force behind everything
These guys have to live with a gigantic appendage that limits their feeding capabilities, makes them more obvious to predators, and is altogether hard to run quickly with, but it's all to get laid, and that's all that matters in nature.
>that upside down stinger
Into the trash it goes.
I remember going crabbing as a young lad and i was out there in the shallows of the lagoon and they were just coming out of the sand all around me and I was terrified and refused to move for fear of snib
>arrive at beach during twilight
>all the soldier crabs are out
>scoop them up in the sand like snowballs and begin tossing them at your lil bro
This is the proper response. Allow me to join you sir.
oi bruv bak the fudk of foh i snibidi snabidi snebdibiti bidibi bobidi bury ye undr the groun swear on me mujm
*circumvents your snib, delivers a devastating back snab*
Mainly cos even the female crab is in awe of the big claw of the male without a clue. They'll dance and then he'll excrete his seed all over her fanny where the eggs are safely stored - but it's a secret even to them.
Why? Cos that's how instinct works in crabs. Nature made them simple for a good reason.
Not even the KGB can fathom that mystery.
You are like a little baby.
>Four divers working on a oil rig
>Decompressing after 500ft dive
>This is done by sitting in a tank that is slowly brought down to ambient pressure over a few hours
>Diving bell surfaces and is docked to chamber
>Divers enter the chamber
The normal way of operating this chamber was to dock the diving bell, transfer the crew, close the door to the chamber, then remove the bell.
>Guy on outside undocks bell while one diver is still closing the door to the chamber
>Bell goes flying and kills one of the two guys operating the outside of the chamber
>Three of the guys on the inside are killed instantly from the pressure change (9 atm -> 1atm almost instantly) turning their organs into mush and various other FUN pressure related internal trauma
>Guy standing next to door depressurizes even quicker
>Pressure causes his arms to fly off, and some organ bits to get shot out of his body
>Which is then SMASHED and SLAMMED through a 60cm hatch so violently that it completely tears the rest of his body apart and pelts the rest of the deck in liquid diver bits
I'd post pictures of the various diver bits assembled in a morgue somewhere, but I'd get banned.