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"Here's my cat/dog, his name is Kylo."

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"Here's my cat/dog, his name is Kylo."
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Just one? But she's at least 20 kylos, anonname! hyuk hyuk hyuk
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>small hairy dog named Chewie or Chewbacca
>pair of animals named Sam and Dean
>any animal named Khaleesi
>literally any name from any anime
Alright, it's one thing if it's a fucking hamster or some shit, but condemning an animal with a 10 plus year lifespan to bear the shame of whatever phase you're in at the time.
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>>2324057
>Hey check out my new puppy BB-88!

Get raped.
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>>2324129
This.
I have a cat named Neji and that name is one of my biggest regrets. The 2 gerbils named Maximillion and Pegasus are long gone, so I don't regret them at all.
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>naming your pets

i hope you guys don't do this
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>not giving your pets old timey human names
>charlotte, roger, margaret, ida, bertha, charles, joseph, henry
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>>2324285
My dogs name is henry, pic related
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>>2324285
>Charles, Joseph
>Old timey
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>>2324288
My grandma had a golden retriever named henry. Cute pup, what breed is he? Looks like a mix

>>2324289
Hey those are two of the most popular names in the 1800's
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>>2324258
>all my rat's have biblical or normal names
>named my black gerbil Markus and my white one Chad
>dog I adopted was originally named waffles, now he's Jericho
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My mom named me sister "Kelly Lane" after "Elaine" from Seinfeld, her favorite character from her favorite television show. Never let a woman name your children.
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I named my German Shepherd Tiberius. He lives up to the name and kills the invading barbarian rabbits in my back yard.
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>>2324313
The name is spelled correctly and it doesn't sound weird. God forbid someone has a little fun with their kids names. Nobody would ever make that fucking connection.
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>>2324289
>>2324304
Boys'/men's names age much better than girls'/women's in general in Western culture. Same with men's fashion, hobbies, toys, etc.
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>>2324439
Yeah, until they get absorbed by the regressive left wanting a "strong name (read: male)" for their daughter.

See: Shannon, Jody, Avery, Charlie, and even James now
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>>2324304
Found him in the street as a small pup. Believe golden/pit or gokden/boxer but no idea really.
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>>2324424
Hi mom!
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>>2324439
Plenty of guy names suck, quit cherrypicking, Josh Kevinson

t. opinions
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What are sicc cunt names for pets
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>>2324311
As in Chris Jericho? Lol my buddy named his dog Ryder
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>>2324943
Toby
Gabe
Jazz
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>>2324943
Prince
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>>2324057
>Here's my meme, his pepe le frog

DEUS DEUS VAULT
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I named my dog Ferdinand. My black cat was Lucifer and my other cat was named Tabby.
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>>2324057
my priority for a name would be that it's one (or two) syllable(s) and doesnt clash with other common words of the native language of the country, so that the dog has an easy time knowing when it's being addressed
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>>2325045
Yeah, we named our dog a two-syllable name from old Slavic mythology. It doesn't sound too close to anything in the native language (live in Slavic language speaking country) and it isn't a super common dog name/doesn't sound close to a command. It's a little snowflake-y, I guess, but it suits her. It also means "scythe" in a different Slavic language, which is pretty goofy since the dog looks anything but ferocious.
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>naming animal
fucking neck yourselves
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King Kylo
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>naming your companions
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>owning a turtle
>naming it Sheldon/Shelly, Squirtle, Bowser, Koopa, or any of the Ninja Turtles
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>>2325067
>>2325058
What do you do then? You call them dog and cat?
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>>2325074
they're just baiting
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>>2325057
Kosa?
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>>2325068
found the memelord
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>black animal named Shadow
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>>2324057
Exceptionally retarded if the animal later ends up for adoption and you have to explain shitty names to potential owners.
Cats aren't an issue because they're not linked to name calling (usually), but some dogs answer to hearing their own names.

I work in a private shelter and we always name the strays with either human names (ie. we have Noah, Taylor, Donnie, Nina) or names of places/natural things that look like the cats (Polar, Rain, Cotton). We always change names if they're retarded (5 black cats named Shadow).

Now, dogs... Try to keep a straight face while you bring out a white akita by yelling "Inuyasha!"
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>>2325079
Yep! Our Spanish speaking friends laugh at it since it's close to "cosa" but it beats our original name idea: Uschi. Cute in German ("little she bear") but not so cute in Czech ("ear")
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>>2325099
>Not yelling "Shadow!" and has 30 cats jumps out of the dark and circling you
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>>2325101
>Uschi. Cute in German ("little she bear")
German words dont indicate grammatical gender
"uschi" is the diminutive of "Ursula", which I guess with root "urs" could be called a female bear, but no one would think of it like that.

The one thing I do think of when hearing the name "Uschi" (not that uncommon in germany) is that it sounds almost EXACTLY like "Muschi" (pussy/vagina)

t. native german speaker
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>>2325099
>dogs answer to hearing their own names.
training a dog to listen to a different name is a matter of 1 week training tops.
dogs arent stupid
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>>2325114
Hahaha holy shit I almost named my dog something that's close to pussy. Really glad I didn't now. Thanks for the info, btw! I read on some website that it can be a nickname for Ursula so I misunderstood.
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names ending in oey/oe

>zoe
>chloe
>joey
etc.

also

>abby
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>>2325114
I had neighbors that let the kids name the dog and at first they just did poochey, but then they wanted something less generic but rhyming with the original name. It ended up being called both "coochie" and "gucci" before we knew what those were.
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What do you guys think of the name "Marcel"?
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>>2324057

Named my dog Felix, no regrets he's a great doggo
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>>2325101
"Uši" is plural though. It's "ears".
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>>2324057
"you have a cat/dog?"
"I thought those were only in cartoons"
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My cat's names are Squishy Bastard and Jobert.

SB was named by my nephew wen he was 15, but then my sister moved so I adopted the cat. I like the name, I just call him Squishy or Squishy B.

Jobert was a stray that I rescued 9 years ago. He's about 12. I just liked the name.
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>>2324285
Bartholemew, Boudreaux, and Beauregard
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>>2325115
No kidding.
My dog answered to all kinds of disgustingly cutesy variations on his name, as well as "dog" and a particular whistle
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>It's a "pet is named after a colour" episode
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>>2324957
No, as in the city.
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I live in Alabama and literally nearly every other male dog is named "Bama." Sometimes even females, too. It's so unoriginal it makes me cringe. It's not even a good name guys, come on.
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>>2324107
ow
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I've got Ripley (primarily referred to as Stinky or The Babes), Houdini (referred to as The Dean or The Mean), Beauregard (referred to as Mr. Peep, Piggies, Kissy Boys, Fat Peep, Big Boys, Little Fat), and Barnabas (referred to as Buddybas or Buddyboys).
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>tfw dont feel right naming another living being
>end up just calling all my animals what they are
My gf wants to call my herps dumb things like derpysnake and my best friend wants to call them dumber shit like glamdring
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>>2325662
>Cat's original name was Lola
>Tried naming her something else at the time that we got her (I was a dumb kid and the name's too rubbish for me to want to share with the class)
>Family ended up calling her kitty all the time anyway
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>want to name my cat stupid weeb shit
>dad couldn't remember the names and just called him sparky
>sparky is the name that stuck

Based wheatbread dad, thank FUCK he isn't named Meowth or Kaiba now
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>>2325080
I don't think you understand what's going on in this thread
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>>2324313
There's nothing wrong with that name tho.
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>>2325662
>when anon has a child he just names him/her Kid.
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We named one of our ferrets polecat. No regrets.
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>>2325662
>My gf wants to call my herps dumb things like derpysnake and my best friend wants to call them dumber shit like glamdring
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>>2325068
>>2326472

>have a turtle for over a decade
>didn't know it's gender until about 5 years ago so only called it "turtle" (it's female)
>trying to figure out a new name the entire time, going for mythical or fantasy names
>grandma came one day, surprised the tiny turtle from years ago is still alive, called her a "tough cookie"
>mom called her Cookie
>ended up being the name that stuck

Welp, she's just Cookie now. Least I can make a pun from her name as she's been through alot in her years and survived.
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>friend has a cockatoo that says memes
It literally just says Benis and Exdee every 10 seconds. His house is like a constant shitpost.
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i named my female pug "mugshot"
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Every female lab named Bailey
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>>2326601
cute pupper
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My friend has cats named Luna and Artemis.
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>>2326609
or every brown lab named Coco
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>>2325099
>Now, dogs... Try to keep a straight face while you bring out a white akita by yelling "Inuyasha!"

There was someone at my local park who named their shiba "kitsune"

except they pronounced it "kit-SOON"

I had to keep turning away from them to conceal my laughter
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>>2326633
Your dubs betray your true power level
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>>2326633
>da fwiggin normies pronounced a nip word wrong! LMAO!

yeah must have been real cringy
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>>2325085

>White animal named midnight
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>>2325133
I named my cat Joey and that was the least retarded name my 5 year old self came up with.
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>>2324285
Archiebald
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>>2324313
You talking shit about Seinfeld?
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>>2324996
>Gabe
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My kittens name is Ysera. My friends and I are all Warcraft nerds and I got the kitten like a week after the Legion expansion came out.

Normies can never pronounce her name though so I've taken to just calling her Izzy.
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>>2326708
Also, Roy. Not like Roy Mustang. Roy because that's what my grandpappy said I should call my dog, and then a month before I got my puppy he died and I called the thing something else and I've always regretted it.
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>>2324057
I had a Husky Pyrenees mix who's name was bear, how about that. I'm not an autist, am I?
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I'm adopting two kittens soon. The girl is black, the boy is a tabby.

Is it too autistic to name them Shego and Drakken?
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>>2326843
Kim Possible is the shit. Might be a little weird for normies, otherwise good enough
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>>2326601
That's an awesome name desu
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>>2326633
Holy fuck you sound cringey
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>>2326872
nobody knows i got it from a video game
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>>2326976
Yo Sly Cooper is my shit man
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>tfw have a shiba named Freeway
I'm cool.
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>been naming our dogs after vidya
>nobody's been the wiser
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>>2327071
the casino level was my favorite in that world
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>>2324278
>naming your children
I hope you guys don't do this
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My horses names are "bronco" and "mustang"
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>naming your horse spiderman
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>tfw want to ironically name one of my pets naruto

one day
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>bird named Charlie
Why is every parrot Charlie?

I have two lovebirds named Eagle and Hawk, named in remembrance of a past budgie named Buzzard. One is missing a foot so we mostly call her Nubs.
Girl cat is named Jake. Friend also has a girl cat named Hank but in his defense, even the vet thought the kitten was a boy until they went to get 'him' neutered where the vet was concerned about how his balls hadn't dropped yet before figuring out it was female.

>>2326843
Shego sounds perfect. Am only approving of Drakken due to it also being related to Kim Possible. Dr. D and Double D would also make good nicknames.
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>find kitten one night in the middle of December
>take it in with the express intention of finding it's owner (beautiful ragdoll)
>don't want to give it a "real" name so can't get attached
>refer to it as kitty or kittyloaf, thinking name would be too retarded to stick
>Kittyloaf has been part of the family for 5 years now

Fuck.
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>>2328351
That is the most amazingly retarded name.

9/10 would steal
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>>2326780

Cousin named her dog Thrall. Always thought she was a fucking retard until I got my dog and named him Solaire.
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>>2326873
found kit-soon's owner
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>>2328302
>even the vet thought the kitten was a boy
jesus i wouldnt trust that guy at all
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I named my black cat Weaker. He's loud and likes to attack me, so it fits.
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>>2325622
I live there too, can confirm that hick dogs are popularly named Bama, Aubie, or some variant of Saban
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>>2326780
>unironically plays legion
>never played wc1,2, or prebc
>my friends & I are totally warcraft nerds :^)

no sweetie, you ARE the normie
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>>2324462
>girls named James
eww
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>>2325662
>glamdring
>thinking that the name of a sword isn't cool
do you even Tolkien
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>>2326800
At least the name fits anon
he sounds cuddly
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>>2324536
Looks like he may have some Ridgeback in him, cool
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>>2328519
Oh yea anon im well aware of the origin
The friend in question has 2 different glamdrings hanging up in his house an orcrist an anduril, gandalfs staff(he complained his mom got him that for christmas) like 3 pairs of legolas daggers
And an elven shield/ helm

Then a bunch of other shit like zangetsu from bleach drizzt's swords a masamune and im sure in forgetting countless others ontol of his regular swords

Still stands that using those as names is retarded
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I like all the star wars characters so much i couldnt pick one. My dog is just named star wars so he can be named after all of them
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>>2328535
>Then a bunch of other shit like zangetsu from bleach drizzt's swords a masamune and im sure in forgetting countless others ontol of his regular swords
respect lost
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"Here's my tortoise/snail, it's name is shelly".
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My older french bulldog is named "Fara", because it similar to sound she makes when excited.

My other dog, dachshund like, is named "Lisa" which is an grammatically incorrect for "female fox" in in polish, because of fox like tail and reddish brow fur color.

Did I do good?
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>>2324545

Hey fucker how about you move out already you're 22 and still living at home????? Can't believe we actually spawned such a loser, if only you learned a single thing from Kelly Lane. She'll be a dentist you know?
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I named my dog Gimli.

Is it that bad? To be fair, he eats everything. It can't be as bad as my rats Dio and Jojo.
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>>2327608
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I spout a list of names and whatever name my pup responds to on three separate occasions ends up being their name.
>Nick - Shetland Sheepdog
>Cujo - Chow Mix
>Bacon - Shep Mix
>Bree - Malamute Mix
>Gladius - German Shepherd

I think Bacon was a mistake though, he just learned what bacon was before we named him so he obviously responded to that.
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>>2328286
If I ever get a pet fox, I'm naming it Kurama.
I also like Yu Yu Hakusho tho
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ᵏʸᶫᵒ ʳᵉᶰ
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Named my all black female cat "Gizmo". I also used to have a pet Araucana hen when I was younger named "Gustavo" or "Gus" for short. Those names aren't too stupid right?
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>>2327600
>children
I hope you guys don't do this
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>Link
>Zelda
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Named my Tortoise shell black Tabby female cat Indie
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>>2326633
>except
it's bad even if pronounced correctly
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>>2326780
>have a female tumblrina friend who plays wow
>she used to have a cat named izzy

Cory? Is that you?
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our cat is a feral born that was found abandoned in a field. Named Katie by the rescuers because the field was full of katydids. Decided not to rename it since it felt sensible.
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>>2324057
I don't get it
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>>2329166
>Indie
Honestly I'd name a dog that for the Dofus reference
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I used to have a pair of male cats who were from the same litter, one was all grey and one was all white. I named them both Gandalf.
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>>2330174
how'd you tell them apart?
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How many people have a Pembroke Corgi named Ein
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>>2326777
Rip
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I have a golden retriever named caramel, but I was 10 and named it that because my friend had one named caramel and it was cute. Also my sisters have a maltese poodle mix and they are big football fan so they named him terrell, after terrell owens, but I just call him puppy and he responds to that more.
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>>2330191
One shot lightning, the other sunbeams.
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>named my red/white betta 'Igor'
Naming a fish is pretty stupid until you realize that constantly referring to them as "my betta" or "my fish" in conversation is dumber. Especially when you have multiple fish.
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Here's my cat, his name is ratchet
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>>2325068
I think Sheldon is cute if not overrated.
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>>2330315
BABOU!?!
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>>2325575
F-f-fuck o-off. B-blue is an adorable name.

;_;

>>2326592
Holy fucking kek that's amazing
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>Hey this is my tarantula Rosie/Charlotte/Shelob/Itsy/Muffet
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>>2331371
wew we're safe for now, ungoliant
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Uncle named his two GSDs Gabriel and Michael. Miss those two.
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>>2324313
Women are shit at naming kids. This is exactly why you end up with meme names, nigger names, and names like Kayden.
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>>2324057
naming your dog or other animal a name like "Demon" or "Satan/El Diablo" or "Killer" fucking unimaginative and ghetto as shit, also makes you look like the worst racial stereotype that I assumed was true to begin with.
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>>2324107
Home run chippah
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>>2331608
That kind of hardass name is only acceptable when used ironically for a turtle or guinea pig or something
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>>2324057
Nice doggy
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>>2324057
My girlfriend thinks about getting a cat and we couldn't decide for a name yet. I'm thinking about the native equivalent to door knob, called "Türgriff" in German. How bad do you rate my choice? Since it started as a joke and now I am actually considering it.
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>>2331693
fawk yea
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My girlfriend use to practice blow jobs on our dog.
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>>2330315
those cheap hair extensions, guess she spent all her money for that cat.
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>>2326601
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>this is my cat
>his name is Lucifer because he's so bad *giggles*
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My cat puma, named after the soccer brand
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>>2332917
This one's a little better
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>>2324057

I named my American toad Betty Jo
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I called my dog Boss.
Because he was always the boss of the litter.
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>>2324285
>Oscar
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I named my little white chihuahua precious. didn't even watch silence of the lambs then.
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>>2335910
also, i realize buffalo bill's dog is a poodle.
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>>2324129

I like Chewy as a dog name.

Not cause of Star Wars, just cause Chewy.
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I called my friend's cat either Kitty or Kiri for months until he finally told me she was named after Marie Curie.
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Someone I know got incredibly angry that I named by female cat Dave

They refuse to call her by name
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>>2325025
>lucifer
CRINGE
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>>2325074
we took in a stray cat at my place. she has since become domesticated but my roomies and i realized recently that we didnt name her.
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>caring about what other people name their pets
You people are dumb
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Have 4 pitbull mixes. The mother is named Guera and her three pups are named Julieta(female), Bartolomea(female) and Lechugias(male).
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>>2324943
Digger
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>>2326777
>777
h-he's in doggo heaven now...
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>>2324420
Typical behavior for a damaged breed
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>>2326573
Hey Cookie is my dogs name
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I named my black cat Begemot goddamn Im so smart
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>friend asks me to dogsit for him
>he had recently adopted a new dog and his family was arguing over what to name her at the time
>call the dog Pecan Sandy over the course of nine days and it sticks
>their faces when they got back

They eventually settled on a name and got her to acknowledge it, but it still responds to Pecan Sandy too.
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>>2325074
There's literally nothing wrong with that
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>>2325074
i named my dog and still call her dog anyway
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test
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I once had a crayfish I called Durga. RIP, wee murderbug.
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>>2337709
did he taste good in the boil?
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>>2324278
This. I got an orange tabby cat, and I've had him for about a year now. His name? Orange cat.
Naming your animals is fucking cringy
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>>2325427
>Giving your pet overly fancy names that you wouldn't even name a child
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>>2324313
I fucking hate this shit. My sister and her dumbass boyfriend decided to name their daughter after a fucking Harry Potter character.
Millennial are a cancer upon this planet.
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My sister has two cats named Batman and Spatula. She let her kids decide the names, Batman got his name from my nephew because he loves Batman. Spatula was named by my niece because she likes the word spatula.
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>>2337323
This.

I've named my dog, but I never call her by her name. It's always dog, pup, puppy, buf, coyote or 'yote, puppydog, wagger, stickus extremeus, rezdog or 'dog-e-dog' in a disgusting sing-song voice.
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>>2326472
My friend's mom named their cat 'Firestar' because she was way into that Warriors book series. Google 'firestar'. Have a laugh.

Anyway once I was over there and my friend and I were playing video games and drinking. The cat jumped in his lap and he tried to say that cat's name while getting shot up in the video game and it just sounded like he said 'Stumps!'

And it stuck. No one calls him by his epic heroic name anymore. He's just a fat orange tabbycat named 'Stumps'. Names that just stick are the best names.
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>>2336690
>>2330196
Good riddance. Worst meme. Worse owner. Worserest dog.
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>>2324285
I almost named my dog 'Stacy', because I think people names for dogs is super cute. I figured 'Stacy' was too close to 'Stay', and instead of using a different word that I'd constantly have to correct people for I just changed the name.

To Suka. So.. Decided against the cute name and went for the rude one. I am one of those shitter owners.
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>named all my chickens after swear words
>big black rooster is named nigger
>all of them respond to their names and are very well behaved.
>enjoy cuddling
>live in and out of my house have even been trained not to poop in the house

Living the dream lad.
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I named my cat Jiggy

After the Will Smith song from like 20 years ago

My cat turned 20 just this last week and is still going strong
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>>2326670
Some redneck kid I knew had a black mutt named Cracker.
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Male white/orange cat - Barney
Female black lab/border collie - Lucy
Male black/white border collie - Luke

>top tier
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>>2324996
>Jazz
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>not naming your pet after classic Hannah Barbera characters.
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>>2339037
>Kot Blini
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>>2338666
Harry is a cool name tho
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I have a spider named "No Homo"

it doesn't come when I call it.
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>>2324057
Named my dogs after Lion King Characters
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It's interesting to see what types of people give what kinds of pet names.

My cat's named Blue, kinda on the spot, because he's got REALLY blue eyes. In hindsight, I kinda wish I gave him something more creative, but it's hard to come up with a good name on the spot that isn't something fucking stupid like a reference or something.
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>>2326777
F
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>>2339003
>Google 'firestar'. Have a laugh.

http://warriors.wikia.com/wiki/Firestar

What the fuck did I just read?
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>>2324278
Every reptile is Sal. Aquatic turtle: sal. Chameleon? Sal. Zebra danios are all dan and catfish are catfish. The cat is named cat.

We name out dogs though, that actually serves a purpose
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>>2325650
>multiple names
>all those idiotic names and nicknames
Fuck off faggot
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>>2338666
Which one?
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>>2339479
Probably one of the super special names like Malfoy or Dumbledoor
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>>2336254
Same here. Named my female cat Rick James
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>>2339635
Lol oh wow what a hilarious Dave chapelle joke you are so funny and witty anon! Always such a random cool dude, wow.
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>>2325388
Squishy B is actually a great name.
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Is naming your dog/parrot Abe ok?
Asking for a friend.
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One of my cats is called Misty after the Pokémon character.
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>>2340272
I've always found Misty to be too erotic of a name.
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>>2324057
>Black and white thing
>Called Oreo
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Test
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>>2324285
If I ever get a big dog, I'm calling him Bogart.
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>>2324311
You named your dog after your fave anal lube?
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