What if you came home from the video store (you were renting

>>2308543
Why in the ever loving fuck would I rent DVDs?
Totally unrealistic situation, OP is a fag.

Open the door and let the ones willing to leave go and take the rest out two by two.
Then try to figure out how they got in, and clean up and damage they caused.
Christ, it's going to take the entire jug of vinegar to get rid of the piss smell.

Eat or fuck them, like I would do to my own cat. I was renting VHS tapes, though.

>>2308543

Rub myself with catnip, lay down in the middle of them and let them ravish me.

>>2308543
Remove them before I get fleas, and find out how they got inside

>>2308543
Who's cleaning up 46 dead cats afterwards though?

what year is it where you live?

I've got a gas oven.

freak out and call the cops then an exterminator then a professional cleaning service

stay at a motel for a while

cats are fucking gross, and cats in the kitchen are one of my biggest triggers

>>2309087
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES