Damn squirrels keep eating my cashew nuts. These are all I could

>>2306874
Buy bagged nuts you silly nigger

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>>2306886
Nigga, do you even garden?

>>2306892
That's a torture kit if I've ever seen one

>>2306897
Haha actually they're implants for treating fractures.

Aren't raw cashew nuts poisonous? I guess not to squirrels.

>>2306874
>>/k/
Ask them.

>>2306901
Thats what I was thinking

>>2306901
Not poisonous but they have something that burns you.
I bit one when i was a kid and my lips swole a lot and it burned too.

>>2306901
>>2306990
its urushiol, the same stuff that's in poison ivy.

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Buy a few kittens and raise them with lots of love. A few months later you will have trained killing machines that will murder anything in your garden. My parents had rabbits that would eat their saplings so they bought cats. Now they just decapitat rabits for sport

>>2307188
>we're dumb. My parents are dumb. Literally outsmarted by rabbits. Helped raise the population of an invasive species. Dumped them out into our area. Things are good now.
Indirect animal abuse is still animal abuse.
Also, fuck you and your parents. Form a suicide pact with them

>>2307195
I hope you never watch anything Africa related lol!

>>2307195
PETA cucks please leave

>>2307195
No Fuck You PETA shit.
Go fuck your animals and leave the rest of us alone !

>>2306874
aren't those like deadly poisonous when shelled

>>2307195
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>>2307198
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>>2307568
Set up basic protection for your shit, you mouthbreathing rednecks, holy fuck. I hope you and your parents get turbo cancer and fucking die and your cat will eat your guts. Fuck you.

>>2309205
Fuck off you edgy faggot

>>2309217
>murdering innocent animals because he's too dumb to protect his shitty garden
>calling others edgy

wew

>>2309234
>wishing death upon people over killing some pests
>not edgy
wew
Go away peta

>>2309236
Give me a good reason why your life is more important than that of an animal? I am waiting.

>>2307195
Pathetic

>>2307195
This anon is actualy right.
How the fuck do you let yourself be outsmarted by rabbits?

>>2309247
Rabbits are smart, though.

It's pretty tough to protect your garden from them, but nowhere near impossible. Harder than to brag about killing them on a chinese cartoon board, like that tryhard lazy bitch ass faggot does.

I thought this thread was about cashews

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>>2306874

>>2309240
Because like it or not, in today's society human life takes precedence over animal life.
You can complain about it all you want, it changes nothing. This is how the world operates. Just ask Harambe.

>>2309240
Because humans are smarter and billions of animals depend on us to take care of them. Also because no animal can take feed and shelter a human

>>2309262
>human life takes precedence over animal life

That's just a retarded fantasy.

Humanity is a mistake and utter cancer. We did nothing for this planet and everything humanity does that it deems """""""good"""""" is aimed to either try to fix our own fuck ups or prolong our meaningless lives to do even more harm in the end.

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>>2309205
Such impotent rage

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>>2309273
You acknowledge that you're cancer, but you haven't kys because you're convinced that by bitching about nonsense on image boards, your carbon footprint is worthwhile.

>>2309273
>That's just a retarded fantasy.
Again, just because you choose not to believe it, doesn't change anything. It is how the world works, whether you are talking about a gorilla in Ohio, a lion in Africa, or a hundred dogs in China.

>>2309273
>We did nothing for this planet
And the planet did nothing for us. We do what we do because dear old Mother Nature ate those that didn't, and everything good we built in this world is in spite of our roots, not because of them. So rather than trying to refrain from raping the old hag to death and squeezing oil and metal from its corpse, we should look at what other species we can save from the gutter before we abandon it to Sun's flames.

>>2309285
OP was asking how to stop squirrels from eating his cashew nuts, not ethics and morality.

>>2309286
Anon was directly responding to a post, not the OP.

>>2307564
Not after you roast em.

>>2306901
like your mother nothing can stop a squirrel from getting nuts in their mouth

>>2307198
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>>2309241
fuck the rabbits, but those cats probably hurt important parts of the ecosystem

>>2309330
>Implying I own a cat or use one for pest removal

Learn to read before you respond

Also

>Implying animals that cats hunt haven't adapted behaviors in the centuries since cats were introduced in the States

>>2309258

Jesus, clean your fucking carpet

>>2309517
Right? At that point you might as well just get rid of the carpets all together. Dude needs to wear socks just to walk around the house.

>>2309205
KYS !

>>2309330
True that they can.
Peta fucks just piss alot of us off.

Introduce snakes to the guarden.

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>>2309234
>innocent
>lil treevon dindu nuffin
They stole his fucking cashews man. Shoot them and eat them.

>>2309327
Easy joke but badly executed