>lmao your cat eats your dead body if you die
turns out, dogs doesn't even wait untill you are dead
>dog eats face and eye of unconscious owner
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2534545/Grandmother-face-chewed-dog-knocked-unconscious-fell-stairs.html
>pet labrador eats owner's face
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-whose-face-was-torn-off-by-her-pet-630943
from irl, local hospital, an old lady fell unconscious in her garden, and her small dog chew off all her fingers on her left hand
>dog eats owner's face only after a hour of her death
http://www.jflmjournal.org/article/S1752-928X(09)00223-6/abstract?cc=y=
>an other dog devouring owner's face
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0379073897001126
>>2301223
If I'm dead, I don't really need my face. Dog would be a total bro for preventing my family from having an open casket funeral. Thanks for recycling, bud.
>>2301223
>catfags reaching this far to try and validate toxoplasmosis shit beasts existence.
There is a reason you have to work this hard trying to convince people that cats don't suck.
Are you implying it's not worth it? The sheer fact that here in the lands of human rights respected, old drivelling folk is allowed to take care of something alive while they can't even tend to themselves. They are not lonely, and they are paying the price for all the unavoidable neglect they cause to the pet.
>>2301223
Catfags, Can't you see? Your pets are shit and so are you. Cats will feast on your bodies too. Defend that
This thread is autism bait created by a downy.
>>2301314
we are not deluded to thin kcats are better than the beasts they are